Texas State Trooper Edward Cullen and 911 Dispatcher Bella Swan had the perfect Friends w/Benefits relationship, until Bella's washer breaks, prompting Trooper Cullen to let her use his. Their own personal Spin Cycle breaks all their rules and surprises them both. All aboard the Cullen Crazy Train to wash, rinse, and spin! Rated M for Lots 'o Lemony Goodness and Trooperward!