Hello! You've reached the joint account of Aeris1172 and KOS-MOS rox. We're both nuts (But you already knew that!) and will soon beginning a crack fic. KOS-MOS rox will write a chapter, then Aeris, then the rox, then Aeris, so on blah blah blah...

Aeris1172: Yo. Please don't take the possible sexual innuedo of our pen name seriously.

KOS-MOS rox: Yeah, I've never even played any of the Final Fantasy games.

Aeris1172: Psht... Loser. If it was "Allen rox Shion" then you'd be falling out of your chair screeching like Megan.

KOS-MOS rox: ...well, yes. Of course.

Aeris1172: Baaah. Whateva. You got your Shiallen lovin', so stfu bizatch.