Bartimaeus uses his wonderful brain to figure out a way for Nathaniel to survive the falling iron and glass. Nataniel gets to continue life and flirt with Kitty all he wants. And get annoyed by good old Bart. But living does have it's advantages. Warning: SPOILERS FOR THIRD BOOK and very witty and typical Bart. T for romance, mild language, and Bart's suggestive comments.

The obligatory Hogwarts AU fic for the Bartimaeus fandom. When you mix four students from each of the houses, eight days of detention, and a narcissistic professor with a dark secret hidden up his sleeve what do you get? Chaos. And that's just the beginning. (Cover done by saucydrawing on tumblr)

John Mandrake is dead. Nouda rules the earth, with demons running rampant. A group of survivors tries to make it in a decimated London, where an unfortunate supply runner begins his adventure.

Nathaniel is alive. Unfortunately, he's in a coma after breaking the Staff, and Bart is stuck inside his head. Bart isn't exactly the best person to act like an arrogant magician...and Nat doesn't seem to be waking up any time soon. *HIATUS*

Warning: Bartimaeus has a potty mouth and is fond of leg straddling/strangling. This is my tiny compilation of major Kitaeus headcannons, and what ifs senarios. What if Faquarl didn't die? What did our beloved terrorist rebel do after Ptolemy's Gate? Bartimaeus being messed with by everyone while "You had a bad day" plays somewhere.

In The Atlantis Complex, Artemis talks to his mother about a bake sale he attended. This is the story of that particular bake sale, how he rolled up both sleeves, and perhaps grew a little in the process.

In an alternate universe without magic, a sarcastic store owner by the name of Bartimaeus hires an ambitious young man named Nathaniel and sets into motion a series of events neither of them could have foreseen. NatKitty