So...er...welcome! I suppose you're here because you like my works...or don't...but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Anywho, here's where I tell you about myself:

Name: Sarah

Bands: My Chemical Romance, The Summer Set, The Killers, Of Monsters and Men, AWOLNATION, Imagine Dragons, and many, many others.

Fandoms: Too many to count...

Youtubers: MattG124, DesAndNate, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, HaiLedaBear, PewDiePie, Onision, and many, many others.

Anime/Manga: Kuroshitsuji, Angel Beats, Baka and Test, Eden of the East, Steins Gate, Soul Eater, Naruto, Chaos Head, Fruits Basket, Sword Art Online, GunXSword, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia, and many more.

Books: ASDFGHJKL OVERLOAD ASDFGHJKL

Misc: Doctor Who, Vocaloid, Adventure Time, Avabel Online, Legend of Zelda

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs.

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

--Anyway, I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!! I took a break for an extremely long time, but my inspiration has returned!!!!!!

I love you all!!!! Anyone who has commented, followed, or favorited my stories, thanks!!!!!