Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Harry needs to take control of his life. Some very old magic is at work, and our hero finds hidden strength within himself. Snape becomes a major player. Better summary inside. Multiple pairings.

A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.

What will happen when Severus is deaged and for his own safety is send to live with Sirius Black? Will it be hell for the two of the or will they find a way to cope?

Harry Potter is on Vacation with the Dursleys, the location? New York City during the Alien Invasion. Harry Potter summer before 5th year. H/L Romance (Yes that means SLASH) H/NF Family (Adopted by Nick Fury) Rating will change in a few Chapters.

Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.

Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495

Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?

AU, kidfic. The war is over, and Severus Snape wants out. A reluctant Albus Dumbledore agrees to help him.

Sarah's defeat of the Goblin King was unprecedented and unprepared for, so much that it very literally throws the magic of the Underground into chaos. Thirteen years later, a small boy with familiarly unusual eyes comes to pull her back. Jareth/Sarah

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.

Danny has a terrible discovery and needs the support of his friends and family more than ever.

It has always been just him and his Mother, Bilbo and Belladonna, but with his mother's passing comes an old family friend who is looking for someone to share an adventure with, suddenly Bilbo finds himself traveling with a Company of Dwarves to reclaim a lost home, a home that connects to a past that Bilbo didn't know he had, and maybe the stories his mother had told him were true

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Companion piece to DIYSheep's The Contract, Story has strong language and adult content.

SN pre-series / post X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Dean meets Wolverine during a solo hunt, which leads to friendship and a new job. NO SLASH Ch119 - Complete (I mean it this time!)

Hulk liked to protect his team. That's why Fury was banging his head off his desk in resignation. Banner did not approve of agents giving Barton a hard time because of his possession, especially not when the team was enjoying some downtime in the park. They dealt with the agents in various ways, but Fury just wants to know why one of his agents is in Antarctica. No slash. Oneshots

Ever wonder what kind of experiments were performed on the Blitz boys when they were at the Abbey? I'm basing this story on one of them. All the teams were on the plane heading back from the Russia tournament and they have an accident. New chapter inside! Warning: Yaoi changed to Rated: M to be safe

Recently discovered to be Grandson to Jareth King of the Goblins, young Harry who had been named Jareth at birth reclaims his heritage and goes to Hogwarts where he is forced to deal with the machinations of one Albus Dumbledore and a general lack of acceptance by a world that's mostly prejudiced against "Half-breeds".

After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash

Sequel to The Nuuruhuine. SLASH. OMC/multiple OMCs. More than a thousand years after the War of the One Ring someone is stirring up trouble and accidentally caught in the middle are two orphans from Osgiliath with a tie to the world they'd never guessed.

Ten years have gone by since events in the Labyrinth. Sarah's life has taken a turn for the worse, and Jareth is tormented by memories of her. All is not as it may seem in the Aboveground, or the Underground...

Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure and along the way he might just learn that being respectable isn't all it's cracked up to be. A look into how Bilbo got to know and befriend the dwarves and maybe, just maybe, come to care for one in particular. Slow burn Bagginshield, rating may change.

At the end of Harry's horrific fifth year he is more broken and his magic more wild than ever before. Its more than the Dursleys can handle; Harry looses the last remnant of his parent's magic, the Blood Wards, the Battle for Number Four begins. ABANDONED

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF

What if Aunt Shaw was delayed, and Mr. Bell did not stay, and Margaret chose to stay in Milton for several weeks after the death of her father? What if the grief was more than she could handle alone?

Samhian is the the largest and most important Festival to the celtic tribes; It's the marker between the Autumn Equinox and Winter Solstice. Called the day when light doesn't exist. Today we call it All Saints Day. Or Halloween.

Sometimes we forget the past, thinking it to be a distant memory we can never reclaim. But sometimes, all it takes is a broken wing, a little kindness, and a pair of mismatched eyes to help us reclaim what it was we were missing. A series of Drabbles

While the guardians all love Jack they still want him to grow up, but the problem is he can't so MiM in an effort to help them understand Jack sends them into the past. So they can see Jack's life. So North, Tooth, Bunny, and Sandy along with the Burgess kids watch how Jack came to be.

This story begins as Margaret visits the Thorntons just before leaving Milton. What might have happened if Margaret had been a bit more forthright with her feelings? Please R&R...shall I continue?

Falling ill, Sarah finds herself in a most precarious situation and only a certain Fae family holds the key to her being whole once more.

A battered Boy Who Lived finds his world come crashing down when his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Shockingly, the only ones to come to his rescue are those he'd believed were his enemies. MPREG!

The Took family had always had many secrets. As a child Bilbo had learned all he could about the forbidden arts from Old Took. The First Law of Equivalent Exchange had been drilled into his mind ever since he could talk. However, when faced with no other alternatives, he forsook all for save those who are dear to his heart. [Hiatus]

Everyone knows that the Took family have fairy blood in them. What they don't know is that when Tooks reach their tweens, they meet the Fairy Elder and receive a tattoo that symbolically represents their soulmate. Unable to decipher his mark, Bilbo was the only one of his cousins living in solitude all the while growing bitter. Then, Gandalf came with offers of adventure... Thilbo

st xi kink 13 fill - Bones is really John Grimm, and thanks to a cracked skull during an away mission, his cover is blown. This is a Gen friendship story, no slash or kink.

A blocked path, a stray spell, and a hobbit with the most peculiar sort of luck. Bilbo knew, leaving the Shire, that hobbits certainly weren't the tallest of folk in the big, wide world. But this is ridiculous. A magical mishap; a Thorin/Bilbo romance.

Sequel to 'Know Thyself'. Struggling to deal with the loss of Shadow, the alarming discovery of his paternity and the problems created by a newly risen Voldemort, the coming term proves to be the most difficult one that Harry has faced.

AU, Post HBP Snape travels back in time to warn pre SSPS Snape about what is to come. No DH Spoilers

What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language

Draco has moved to America with Lucius to escape Voldemort.He is in disguise as a sick boy in a wheelchair,a very large blow to his pride but he does it.Jacob never thought he'd imprint,especially on another boy in a wheelchair...Slash.MpregMaybe

The Labyrinth has a plan, but will its chosen King survive his heartbreak to find out what it is?

When both Severus Snape and Harry Potter survive, against all odds, they must renegotiate their relationship... and save each other all over again. This is a MENTORING/adoption fic, not slash. It is canon -compliant and begins immediately post-battle. It's rated Teen - for everyone 13 and up. Mild cussing in one or two chapters, some angst.

CHAPTER 34 UP - AFTER AN ETERNITY. Rebuilding a shattered life. Inspired by The Contract and Lifeline. Thanks for reading!

Sarah needs a tutor so that she can learn to play Piano and Didymus knows just who to call upon to help her. Every happy ending needs a starting point as this is theirs. Rated for Language. Cause they cannot NOT fight. Labyrinth Portraiture in Oils by Bluebirdie found on deviant art, thanks KELLY!

Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.

The people of Terra Nova start social networking. This could get a little crazy. Crackfic! Please read and review! The twelfth and final chapter is now up. Thank you ALL for so many incredible reviews and ideas!

A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.

Sequel to The Cursed Summer- a MUST READ- Starts off after returned home from his summer adventure to find he was a ward to Mr. Weasley. He tries to forge his own path but with an over protective Headmaster, and headstrong betrothed, can he do it?

Gibbs is having an awful day and takes it out on his senior field agent; Tony has a traumatic flash back concerning his childhood and things get out of hand quickly! Papa!Gibbs in later chapters, rated M for mentions and description of child abuse! R&R!

While on a semester abroad in England, Sarah stumbles on a reference to a name she hasn't heard in years. Was her adventure nothing more than a dream? Or are things more than what they seem? J/S, one shot

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

Non-Canon, Char. OOC & AU year 6. This is a story about a letter that gets delivered after a certain amount of time has passed, it's about an unknown legacy, from a very, very unexpected quarter. See chapter 1 for; more details, pairings & warnings.

Toothless and Hiccup travel to an isle where people had already learned to trust dragons. Toothcup, yaoi, Dragon!Toothless, NC-15

End of 6th yr HP is nervous about Voldemort's annual attack. He finds out from a very unlikely source that James & Lily weren’t his biological parents. Severitus or Sevitus

Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson

Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,

With Jareth sulking around because of She-who-must-not-be-named, his powers went haywire and brouth an unexpected guest into the Labyrinth... now Luna has a whole Fairy Playground all to herself and a King to torment. A nice day it is! JSW/HPGW,LLLS.

After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R

Harry tried to die, but he even screwed that up. But hey, it's alright - this new place is actually quite interesting.

10 yrs ago, Sarah saved Toby from the Goblins. Now, though, she regrets her rejection of their King. Was Toby even in danger? No matter: Jareth is Toby's benefactor for his enrollment at Hogwarts & Sarah is the assistant librarian. With the goblins along, Hogwarts hasn't yet seen this level of chaos, and that's not mentioning the mayhem Jareth might bring when he is finally called.

Harry's cousin wishes him away to the Goblins, Jareth choses him as his heir, Severus has a cousin? I don't own Harry Potter or the Labyrinth.

BladeBreakers have begun developing mutant abilities. One by one they make their way to the Xavier Institute where they begin to grasp their new powers. But not everything is as simple as it seems, especially when Wolverine finds Kai half-dead in a cave.

Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS

What if Harry had a couple of ... slightly different teachers when he was still small? A little outside influence isn't going to hurt anyone. Also includes members of the Addams Family, but X-over only allows for two options. DO NOT OWN.

Continuing stories of Jim and Spock on their journey to parenthood. Sequel to 'Souvenir'

Sequel to Brothers and Fathers. Tobias, Severus, and Harry are at Hogwarts and school is in session. But nothing can ever be easy for the Snape family.

Sixth in the Progression Series. When they finally bond, it's an accident. Not that Jim really minds all that much. K/S.

First in the Progression Series. Jim doesn't like Spock. But after all of that, he figures that he can maybe tolerate him for a while.

Jim Kirk manages to be special in every universe, and this one is no exception. A story about life and love; where wings are really handy sometimes, and family is who we choose, not what we are born to. Kirk/Bones, and Pike/Archer. First part of #6 up!

AU. Christopher Pike is on the crew of the ship that relieves Tarsus IV. He finds a young orphan Jim Kirk in a cell, and decides to adopt him. Very dark at first. READ the WARNINGS.

What if it was not only Spock Prime, but McCoy also helped convinced Spock to re-join the Enterprise crew?

Severus has forgotten his wand in the Staff Room. When he goes down to retrieve it, he gets a pleasant surprise. Fluffy MMSS! Definite one-shot.

Rescued from the brink after years of abuse, the good doctor struggles to reclaim his former life. Inspired by DIY Sheep’s 'Contract' and 'Darkness'. Not for the faint-hearted.

He was abandoned by the Dursleys in New York City. Found by an Italian mobster surrounded by ravens, he grew to be the most powerful Don that New York ever witnessed. Absolutely ruthless and feared by all, what happens now when he is found by Dumbledore?

The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.

A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.

One year later, Sarah takes a chance. A purple hyacinth - 'Please, forgive me.'

Japan has a large jump in the number of magical students, over the last few years that number continues to increase, becoming far too many to admit. This year many of them would have to be sent to schools out of the country, some go to Hogwarts.

McCoy's tests prove Spock and Jim have a souvenir from his last Pon Farr. Now someone is threating their happiness, can they stop it? Slow building

V-day gift for Pika. Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Read and find out!

There was blood, lots of it. Green and red mixing in some sick form of art made from the life forces of the only two beings in the universe that had ever truly accepted him for the man, freak he was. B/K/S, Warning: sexual and violent themes Reaper!Bones

Chase was a precocious little tyke, wasn't he?

So what do improper Victorian ladies do for a bachelorette party, anyways? Featuring the Chattaway twins, Alice, a nerve-filled McTwisp and a very happy Hatter. Alice/Hatter

The reasons for the Goblin Civil War soon become shockingly obvious. So Jareth takes off to the Aboveground. A Harry Potter/Labyrinth crossover.

SEQUEL TO EQUILIBRIUM-NOTE: ON TEMPORARY HIATUS. A mentoring relationship is developing between young wizard Harry Potter and his dour Potions Professor, Severus Snape. But away from Hogwarts, Harry’s life is not all it seems. Summer before Year Two.

Received Honorable Mention in the Potter Place Anything Goes Challenge. Sybill Trelawney has been in hiding all these years. Now, she can finally be herself. What will everyone's reaction be? How will her transformation help Severus Snape?

Because sometimes things just happen, and they tend to happen a lot in Vegas.

He knew Sarah could be cruel, but he had to admit, this was probably down right mean.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

Gilderoy Lockhart is in love with our favorite potion's master. Snape of course, isn't interested. Or rather, he doesn't take Lockhart seriously. What steps will our genius Lockhart go through to get Snape to love him? Well...see for yourself.

While on his normal coffee run, Gibbs comes across something unusual. Harry Potter is in the States with the Dursleys on vacation. Rated T for violence/child abuse. Prequel to "Return to England".

He does not scream. Nor cry. He is a silent, mortally-wounded animal falling, hitting the earth with barely a sound. Shattered from within. His name is Max.

House never woke up, but why should a little thing like persistent vegetative state stop him from messing with people. Spoiler for season 4 finale, obviously. AU, obviously. One-shot. Enjoy.

Ray gets stuck in a tree, so Kai has to find a way to get him down...KaiRay. Fluff.

Oneshot. Years before, instead of killing a magical creature, Harry made a bargain with it, and now it wants him to hold up his side of it... I apologize whole-heartedly in advance - I just couldn't help it!

Complete. Harry/OMC-Alex. Vampire:Harry. Harry and his elite team are thrown into Middle Earth two thousand years before the fellowship to start a new life in a strange world. Will be followed by a sequel.

When should symptoms be ignored? When should they be treated? And how can you tell the difference? And what do you do, when someone doesn't want comfort? Cameron/Chase and then Chase/House

Rewritten plot bunny from storage. Snape is de-aged and has to spend the summer with his worst enemies. All does not go well. Does it ever?

AU, where nothing as simple as good vs. evil. A summer spent trapped in Number 4 and barred from contact with his friends leads to Harry accepting an offer to correspond with a Death Eater. The consequences of thinking for oneself are far reaching.

A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...

House and Chase get together. How long does it take for everyone else to notice? Slash

Severus Snape hated breakfast. It used to be his favorite 30 minutes of the day consisting of a routine quiet browse through the Daily Prophet whilst eating toast, and maybe even leaving a Gryffindor in tears. Then along came Albus with his FANTASTIC idea

Dangerous thing to get what you wish for. More dangerous still to crave it after, to miss that magic, to grab hold of it with both hands and refuse to let go. I never even tried. Foolish, I know. Complete. JxS. Sarah narrating.

Epilogue to TPD1 and TPD2. House's son brings his girlfriend home to meet his family and House's grown children tell stories about their childhood. Find out what has happened to the Household. Ship: Huddy, established.

Harry thought his life would go back to normal once Voldemort was defeated, but on his 17th birthday he discovers a secret that will change his future.

Slash. Alt 6th year, some HBP plot points. After the Dept. of Mysteries Harry realizes the world is not as black and white as he'd thought. How will the Black Legacy change Harry's future? Eventual HPSS

Harry gets some surprising news. He was adopted. His father is alive and he has a brother named Severus Snape.

Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.

It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.

Logan went out for a drink and came back with a broken and bruised little boy. now he has to find a way to protect himself and the only person who has ever gotten this close to him, against fame fourtune and the mad man trying to kill him. HPXMen revampt

Kai is very desirable. Any fool knows that. And any fool would love to date him. In hindsight of this little fact, the Blitzkrieg boys decide to set up some rules for dating Kai.

House makes an unexpected find on his way to work. One shot, no ships. Standard disclaimers apply. reposted 111906 to remove the bikeride and add some explanation. Thanks for the reviews!

One letter will send the Beyblading world into chaos. As Rei reads he thinks: Who on earth is stupid enough to stick every blader we’ve ever known into ONE hotel with each other? Het, Yaoi and Yuri. Like or hate it, please R'n'R as honest opinions are wel

Kai discover he has asthma the hard way. Hiro wants to help, but Kai is being typically stubborn. Hiro persists and discovers deeper feelings for the younger blader, but he's playing with fire. And when you play with fire, you get burnt.

Chase is starting to self destruct. Can House and the other ducklings save him? Will Chase even want to be saved?

AU. No HBP, no end of Ootp. Molly fixes Severus up after an Order meeting, and he suddenly finds himself with one hell of a knight in shining armour.

After a one night stand with Lucius Malfoy, Harry is pregnant. Now he needs Draco’s help. Slash, mpreg.

What does Kai REALLY do when he leaves the team to be alone? Whatever it is, Tyson is determined to find out. But what happens when he finds himself face to face with a side of Kai he didn't know existed...and can't get enough of it? AU KaiTyson

COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.

Post OotP, No HBP. Harrys summer stay at the Dursleys brings surprises for Harry, Dudley and Voldemort. Multi chapter WIP Harry and Severus must now deal with the events of summer. No Slash

Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

She said the words. The child left. But what's this? She has to make it out again! What is to become of Sarah when she belongs to a man of great power?~read and find out why don't u?~ suggested stuff later + cursing

An ancient chamber is unearthed within the Halls of Graultak. When Harry is summoned to Gringotts long forgotten families are discovered, long forgotten magics remembered, long seperated families united.

After an unexplainable phenomena at school One word: Jareth. Sarah didn't think her day could get any worse. She was wrong. It just did. JxS Complete

Kai is the strong and silent type. But he wasn't always that way. Humour fic which features a very OOC Kai, but then again, not really. 13 for some language.

OneShot Just a little Christmas humor... Involving a frying pan.

Severus is involved in the death of the Grangers and witnesses something both remarkable and terrible as a result. Chapter 4 up - a conversation in the hallway...

Just what did the Weasley Twins do to Professor Snape on Harrys birthday? Why was Mrs Weasley so surprised? And what does neon green armpit hair have to do with anything? Oneshot.

What if Fred and George Weasley decide it's a good time for all the Gryffindors to fall in love with Severus Snape? Read it here! The second story of the 'Weasley Twin Tricks'-series!

Fred and George Weasley handed in the wrong lab journal and must now face the consequences. Chapter 4 is (finally) up! In this bit: A meeting of minds and an unholy alliance.

*Chapters 13 now up* Severus Snape becomes a child. Starts in Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts and includes ideas from lots of people! *Chapters 9/10/13 contains male/male slash and twincest* please read/review