&; SHE IS;

A manga obsessed fangirl, who reads much more yaoi and slash than strictly healthy. She will soon be undergoing surgery to permanently attach a pen to her fingers. She likes speaking about herself in third person and leaves no doubt in many people’s minds that she’s a raving lunatic. Entirely too romantic for her own good, she tends to make her characters fall in love with each other, possibly due to her lack of a love life. She is Egyptian but looks nothing like the natives. Mary-Sues annoy the hell out of her, but clichés she doesn’t mind too much. She has never taken any writing course of any sort and is, what she likes to call, a self-taught writer. She’s like to take lessons, though. Definitely. She apologizes if her writing is awkward to you. Introducing herself has never been something she can do particularly well, so she also apologizes for the crappy profile.

Random thought: Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?