Hello! My name is Balpreet, and I live in Ohio. My life is pretty boring right now, due to Spring Break, but oh well! This is my first time writing for FanFiction and dont' think I did pretty bad for my first try.

Stories:

Illusions: series of one-shots that will range from angsty to drama to fluff to comedy. I'm getting the angst out of my system now. This will continue on until I get tired of it, which is unlikely to happen. (Draco/Hermione based)

Ten Things They never Said: also one-shots/ lists of ten things that I think characters in Harry Potter didn't tell you. Half of the things are just my personal preference, it doesn't mean that would/could/did really happen. It's just something I would like to get out.

If you've ever been on the computer for multiple hours, reading and writing fanfics, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in love with a fictional character, (cough cough, Edward Cullen! cough), copy and paste this to your profile.

If Bella leaves Edward in Breaking Dawn, then I'm literally going to hurt something. No offense to all you Jacob loving fans. I mean, I like Jacob to. He's a great character, but Edward and Bella are meant to be! Copy and Paste onto your profile if you agree with me.

I'm sort of afraid for the twilight movie. I swear, if any of them have even the slightest hint of a fang, I'm going to punch my tv!! Copy and Paste onto your profile, if you agree with me.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If someone tells you they know someone named Edward you think "Vampire" C&P

If you yell at your computer when news about the Twilight movie is posted C&P

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P

If you doodle Edward's name with hearts C&P

If you ever collapsed with laughter and couldn’t get back up C&P onto your profile

If you love Twilight Fan Fiction C&P

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If You like, chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you have added "Voters" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kill Jacob Black, copy this into your profile.

If at one time, you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

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These are the Bunny Brothers. Copy and paste them into your profile to help them both gain world domination. Come to the Dark Side, we have Draco Malfoy and Edward Cullen!

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-Coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you do not know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freaking' could, copy this into your profile.

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Does not mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If when you have a child, you would consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was not cool to breathe. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 laughing you ass off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you didn’t like the way that the Deathly Hallows’ epilogue at all, copy onto your profile

If you think Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger deserve each other, copy onto your profile.

If you think Ron Weasly is a git and a sore loser that can’t get girls for his life, copy onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (you know what's weird? These all describe a small part of my personality!! haha!)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people? Copy and paste this in your profile if you do!

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MSN Messenger/Tagged/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've reread TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

That's the end for now, folks. Insert the stuttering pig here.

I will likely update within this week, you never know.

Bye-Bye ( remember to review on the chapters of my stories please!)