Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window. Rated M for future chapters.

After an evening of drinking with the boys, Naruto is very drunk and has passed out. As always his best friend, Sasuke, is there to lend a hand and has taken Naruto back to his place. A small surprise- Itachi is also at home. What does this mean for the passed out blonde? For Sasuke? YAOI! Please comment and review.

"WHAT THE HELL IS FANFICTION?" Naruto and some of our favourite characters are about to find out the hard way when they get sucked from the ninja world into a collection of fanfics and are forced to play out cliche after cliche; learn about 'lemons', and discover that maybe yaoi isn't so bad. . . . SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa LEMON WARNING FOR LATER CHAPTERS

A blond thief sneaked into the Uchiha's home, only to be caught. He's was given three options. He chose wrong. SasuNaru

It's all stupid rock's fault. Yes, I'm completly sure that rock is the reason, why I gained new brother, that stupid mafia boss, and somehow became fiance of another mafioso. Not to metion, that stupid time travel... Also, please explain me, why is my fiance a guardian of a grown up man? And, why does Vongola Primo has seven hot males around him? This is starting to get supicious..

This adult movie theater was the best; it was cheap, fairly close, he could even get inside and...wait, is that Kagami? The loser whose ass just got wiped with the floor he walked on in the preliminaries a week ago? Amusing. [Warnings inside.]

"I think she knew. I remember my mother walking around the new nursery and explaining every little detail to me. She showed me where she kept everything and what the items were for or how it was used. As if she was preparing me to raise my little brother all alone." YAOI, Incest, Fluff, AU, Abuse, Lemons in later chapters.

After withstanding years of childhood sexual abuse, Itachi is on his way to recovery. But when Sasuke faces trial after trial, how will he respond? Uchihacest, some disturbing content, angst, fluff, etc. *old chapters are under reconstruction* COMPLETE. PLANNING A SEQUEL.

Itachi comes back home after 3 years of absence, finding out that things have changed. Especially his adorable baby brother. Can he handle it? PWP/SMUT. SHOTA. Incest. Yaoi. Lemons. Itachi x Sasuke & Sasuke x Itachi COMPLETE

PWP, Smut, Incest, Yaoi, Itachi x Sasuke. Seriously. No storyline whatsoever. Just a quick fix of Uchihacestuous goodness. May or may not be completed. We'll see .

Kakashi and Yamato are working hard training Naruto. Yamato would disagree with how 'hard' Kakashi is working, but that's normal. Their history together fuels the interactions between them, but its possible that isn't what they really want. (Eventual KakaYama (Kakashi Tenzou). Yaoi)

Itachi's on a business trip and Sasuke decides to send him some pictures. PWP, ItaSasu.

Itachi is evil, Sasuke is a little controlling brat and Kakashi is just utterly confused. How can these things ever work out for any of them? PWP, AU, Yaoi, Incest and some Uchiha fluff. You have been warned. COMPLETE

Uchiha Sasuke is back in Konoha, under the strict supervision of his former sensei Hatake Kakashi. Surely a man of Kakashi's stature is up to the challenge of playing dangerous games with a horny teen? Kakashi x Sasuke, Yaoi, rated M for a reason. COMPLETE

When Uchiha Sasuke turns 18, his sexy older brother shows him a good time in Konoha's most obscure nightclub. When Itachi gets some help from Hatake Kakashi, things start to heat up. Itachi/Kakashi/Sasuke, PWP, Incest. Yaoi, Threesome COMPLETE

Sasuke's bored. Run Itachi, RUN! Based off of a roleplay between xRayneBloodx and myself. Complete PWP. ItaSasu.

Itachi is off on a business trip, and Sasuke gets tired of waiting. PWP, incest, oneshot, ItaSasu.

Itachi was murderously angry. He was seething. He'd already killed the object of his anger four times in his head. Oh yes, his baby brother was going to pay. PWP, graphic lemon, yaoi, incest, etc.

Aomine is out to get his next kill, but attraction gets in the way, leading to a surprising or perhaps not, turn of events.

Hidan taking Itachi home for some fun. Graphic Yaoi. AU. Pwp. Hidan/Itachi. For pervs only.

violence, lemon, rape, ItaSasu, incest in later chapters. Violent Itachi makes Sasuke do bad things.Warning for strong violent scenes and content.

KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.

They say it only takes a few days to fall in love with someone. Fortunately for Minato he had seventeen years to fall in love but as luck would have it he'd fallen madly, deeply in love for his only brother.

Sasuke's staying with his brother for the summer, and previously hidden feelings surface. Kind of PWP. Rated M for a reason!

Sequal to Innocent. Gaara finds himself doing a job with the director and "actor" who scarred him. Only Gaara is different this time. A tribute to Gaara's Birthday, and still a borderline crack-fic.

It is a moment doomed (or destined) to repeat. Jiraiya/Naruto

Minato comes home drunk and Naruto helps him get to bed. What he didn't expect, though, was them ending up having sex! Warnings: Yaoi, Incest, Explicit language. Don't like, don't read.

(Sequel to We'll Be Fine) Is it normal for a son to wish for his parent's unhappiness and total destruction of their marriage? Yeah, didn't think so. Maybe that's partly the reason why I'm here, bent over my English teacher's desk, my ass ready for a good screw. After all, I want to hurt him where it's deep.

Naruto volunteers himself to keep Sasuke, the doubtful king, from killing anymore virgin girls. Warning inside.

A very drunk Kakashi enlists help to proposition Yamato. M/M; KakaYama.

A quick smutty fic about Kiba "returning a favor".

Thing is that even though I'm higher than a friggin' airplane it doesn't change the fact that I'm getting screwed by my dad while my mom is sleeping across the hall and Sasuke is hiding in my closet.

Naruto had always been jealous of Sasuke's and Kakashi's relationship. He felt left out and unwanted when he couldn't join in on their 'secret' activities. Well, if Sasuke didn't want to share then he'd just have to find a sensei of his own.

The title says it...It's tough love. Yaoi. AU. Kankuro/Gaara...

"Can a guy get off by just touching their prostate?", excellent question Asuma. Why don't you ask Kakashi? : YAOI of the Asuma/Kakashi variety.

Two brothers of sixteen and twenty-one sleeping in the same bed every night...and cuddling. That's normal... right? This is yaoi. Be warned.

Newly minted Hokage Naruto finds he enjoys giving orders to a specific Jounin. But who's playing with who? Rated M for Lemon! Don't like Yaoi, don't read it.

Two-shot. The events directly before and after the Uchiha massacre. ItaSasu and MadaIta, full warnings inside.

AU. Sai's a poorly paid illustrator, come rent boy. Meets Yamato via Kakashi after he loses everything and things don't really go that well. M for sex, drugs, drinking, swearing, fighting and general unpleasantness.

One night, Naruto caught Sasuke as he prepared to jump of the bridge? What would happen when they stuck a deal? SasuNaru, Yaoi

Asuma knows Shikamaru's dirty little secret. PWP Dirty talk

Yama/Sai. Yeah, its smutty, thats what your here for. Anyway, 9 year age gap, set just before the pain attack, Limes, not lemons. Give me enough reveiws and I may continue. Now as a half arsed gift for Em'.

Zabuza is gets some help relieving stress, Haku style.

"You were totally with Itachi!" Kiba accused of his friend. Naruto opened his mouth but all that came out was a gurgling noise. The brunette took this as a yes. Request smut for Atoms and Elements. Rated M for a very good reason!

He knew Shikamaru would always be there for him. He just didn't know that Kiba would have been so eager to as well. This is for mi5tan! Threesome! ShikaNaruKiba!

The very first Yonkaka fic I ever wrote. AU Minato is alive

Written for the 'Holes' challenge at the Yonkaka LJ comm yonks ago. Only just getting around to posting it here. AU, Minato's alive

Yonkaka. AU: Minato's alive.

Naruto was gang raped, filmed, and blacked mailed. how will this affect his relationship with sasuke? Beware; Rape themes, yaoi, abuse.

They met at the station. He didn't know his name or anything about him and yet they continued to meet. Until one of them fell in love. But are they ever meant to be more than strangers waiting for a train. KakaNaru. Rated M for a reason.

One night, drinking more than he should with his brother, Sasuke learns why he will never be able to hate Itachi. Because however much he tries to grow up and stand on his own, no one knows him - owns him - the way Itachi does. Uchihacest one-shot LEMON!

Opowiadanie oparte na anime. Nie uwzględniony jest drugi sezon, jak i wątki z mangi. Za betę dziękuję Aribeth. Ostrzeżenia: sceny M/M, możliwe sceny przemocy i tortur.

"Your father is similar to me. We have thousands of beautiful girls we could be chasing, but our time would be wasted because they have nothing on you." Sasuke said while leaning in...MinaNaru! Slight SasuNaru!

Push me, then just touch me, 'till I can get my satisfaction. A NaruSasu drabble. PWP. NC17. Public sex, too XD

Gaara features in his first adult video. Profanity, borderline crack fic. No humor.

Written for the 'but aren't you meant to be dead' challenge on lj. Yonkaka.

A short Yamato x Sai lime I wrote for my sister.

Some Shikamaru x Chōji fluff I wrote for my sister.

It turns out that Sasuke is most promiscuous when he is asleep. ItaSasu, Uchihacest, lemon, oneshot

On a mission, Sai is raped by Kyuubi in Naruto form. Unexpectedly, Sai finds himself pregnant and the baby is more than likely Naruto's.How is it that he got pregnant? And Why is it that Naruto is denying Sai's child? NaruSai. SemeUke. Mpreg,rape. Enjoy!

It was better to damn yourself on your own free will than to be forced to do what was right. SebastianxCiel oneshot, dark.

Naruto's drunk and asks Shikamaru if he can borrow some money. Will Shikamaru refuse, or will he get his money's worth? ShikaNaru/Yaoi ...first story ever posted so tell me what you think please

Yamato have to take care of a drunk Kakashi. Smut, not work safe.

Sometimes the only way you can survive is if you pretend. Not worksafe, fairly explicit smut.

So, everyone is curious, when will Sasuke start wearing a mask and reading porn in public?

Go ahead, hate me, ridicule, despise me, spit at me, look down at me, and by all means spread the rumor that I, Kankuro of the Sand, am having an affair with my little brother. Sandcest. Read & Review.

“Do you know who’s buried here?” Naruto asked the black haired boy standing near, who was looking dully at the graves in front of him. “Yeah.” Sasuke answered with a thoughtful expression after a few minutes of silence. “Me.” AU, SasuNaru, ItaDei

ONESHOT Sasuke is bored. He looks to his Aniki for relief. Warnings: Yaoi. ItaSasu. Incest. Semi-graphic lemon. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with Naruto but I do own this story. COMPLETE

Konoha's jail. Inmates Yamato Tenzou, Shiranui Genma, and Hatake Kakashi. Drugs, rape, and murder. What they do and what they say defines them, but only outside of the bars.

When Kakashi sulks, Yamato wants to do whatever he can to cheer his favourite sempai up. Kakashi takes his offer quite literally. KakaYama, citrusy PWP.

Oneshot - He’d never forget the look of disgust darkening once bright and happy blue eyes until they no longer were recognizable. Minato/Kakashi. YonKaka. MATURE CONTENT/YAOI

Genma loses at Strip Poker and ends up with Kakashi

Threesome. Itachi and Kisame capture Sasuke. :Incest, yaoi, rape: :ItaSasuKisa:

Sasuke could always count only on himself. Objecting his parents will, he decided to pursuit his dreams and concentrate on achieving success. But what will he choose in the end? Career or love?

Kakashi and his boyfriend Genma celebrate Kakashi becoming the next Hokage. Rated M for drinking very little and sex very much

Kakashi has never had a day off. So when the day comes when he actually gets one, will he be able to make it through it? OneShot.

Jiraiya x Orochimaru, pastfic. In which Jiraiya fails to be any good at spicing up his sex life.

One shot fiction about Genma and Raidou.

Shikamaru is in ANBU, but he's having trouble coping. Genma helps out, but it only confuses Shika more. GenShika. Stupid title, I'll try and find something better. Request fic. Serious lemon.

Jiraiya's shocked when Kakashi tells him he's dissapointed in his new book. One shot lemon, KakaJir, request ficcie.

Story about Genma and Raidou.

Kakashi's dating Iruka. Asuma's dating Shikamaru. Both think the other's boyfriend is hot. They get drunk. An evil plan is born... takes a deep breath AsuIruKakaShika. First request ficcie. Read my profile for more info on that. Major lemons, yaoi.

Genma never gets any valentines day cards, and he wants to know why. Implied MM sex. GenRai

Uchiha Sasuke was sure he had a fairly normal life. But as he soon found out, nothing was as normal as he would like it to be. Because life never is that easy. Especially when you are in love with your own brother.

Shikamaru has some questions. Shikaku has some problems. WARNING: GRAPHIC INCEST! Please don't read if that bothers you! INCEST, yaoi.

Summary: Raidou is mad at Genma. Genma doesn’t care. PWP, no discernable plot, really. Rated for sexual content.

Kankuro sometimes wonders if he has a death wish. Sleeping with Gaara tends to do that to people.

[KakashiYamato. Oneshot. Sequel to Idle Hands.] His theory is that the best way to come to a conclusion is to avoid the conversation.

And he's at your back again, breathing in the sweet smell of your raven-black hair as he holds you close to him, treating you like a fragile object that might break if he squeezes you too hard. How strange. He isn't usually this way with you. OroxJirai, PWP

[KakashiYamato. OneShot.] Yamato once swore he’d never attend Genma’s BiWeekly Monday Night poker game. But promises are for pansies.

YAOI GenRai Tradition states that giving a man underwearsocks means that you are attracted to him beyond the levels of friendship. Raidou is wondering how to give Genma his present with their friendship at stake.

A mission, a shower, and a lot of things that go unsaid. Sometimes everybody just needs to feel human, if only for a little while. ANBU fic, GenmaxKakashi.

YAOI GenmaRaidoKakashi It all started with a night of trying to unwind. Somehow, Raido ended up being with Genma, and an unexpected Kakashi. Really, Kakashi argues he was only 'helping them continue'.