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Nmae: Nikki

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Heir color: dark brown

Eye color: hazel

glasses?: yes

"can't think of anything to put but im a crazy hyper girl (NOT A PREP!!!!! hate preps)

You can only be who you are, and not what someone else wants you to be. i can only be who i are, are you who you want to be? or are you someone else?

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

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If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Qutotes

Shut up, You'll never be the man your mother is." -Unknown(;

"Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven is on Earth." -Souza

"Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak. Sometimes, it just means that you're strong enough to let go." -Unknown

"You can't force yourself to forget something, because the only reason we forget is when a better memory has taken its place." -Unknown

"It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for something you're not." -Unknown

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it is yours. But if it doesn't, it never was, and most certainly never will be." -Unknown

"Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die tomorrow." -Unknown

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." -Unknown

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Ikuto ( Shugo Chara )

2. Kukai ( Shugo Chara )

3. Kishu ( Tokyo Mew Mew )

4. Amu ( Shugo Chara )

5. Kairi ( Peach Girl )

6. Zero ( Vampire Knight )

7. Kaname ( Vampire Knight )

8. Aidou ( Vampire Knight )

9. Yoru ( Shugo Chara )

10. Miki ( Shugo chara )

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Ikuto woke me up. Hmm...I might have to hand him to the fangirls. Or pull him into my bed.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

COOL! I'll totally go out with Kukai

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

O_O Ew!! I'm gonna kill Kishu.

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Amu's gonna marry Yoru? Weird. I'd go to the wedding though.

5 cooked you dinner?

Aww that was sweet of him.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

OMG ZERO IS LYING NEXT TO ME!! THATS TOTALLY AWESOME!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

AWESOME! I'M A VAMPIRE!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

OH NO AIDOU Cries

9 made fun of your friends?

Gasp Thats mean of Yoru. I'll have to punish him.

10 ignored you all the time?

Well that sucks. NO MIKI PLEASE DON'T IGNORE ME!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Save me. Its just what he does!

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Kukai would carry me to the hospital. Then look after me. He's awesome like that

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

He'd probably try to kiss me. Then I'd slap him.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

She'd save me.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Either stop me or laugh at me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

I'M GONNA MARRY MIKI?? EW. Zero would be very creeped out. He probably wouldn't be at the wedding either.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He'll give me a hug. Or make Zero give me a hug.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Just by being himself. Aidou's awesome that way.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

He'll cheer me on! And maybe help me cheat!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Smack me with a pencil or a paint brush until I stop.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Its Ikuto. He's hot. Nuff said.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

HE'S IN LOVE WITH YORU?? WHY?? Cries

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

My parents get along with an alien. I don't think so.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

That means too many people love Yoru. And Ikuto will be very jealous of his chara.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

...I HOPE NOT!

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Slap him. Then force those blood tablets down his throat.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Yay a hot vampire is looking at me!! ...wait isn't he suppose to by part of my family? Oh well. Yay a hot vampire is looking at me!

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Aidou's a girl?? Well then I must go tell Ode. But I'd tell Aidou to keep looking cause I'm sure the right guy will come around.

Friends:Lend you their umbrella.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

FRIENDS: Try to calm you down when your pissed

BESTFRIENDS: Walk right beside you with a baseball bat singing "Someones gonna get it" *in creepy voice!!*

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's *beep* that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the crap out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Sit with you on the side of the pool during that time of month
BEST FRIENDS Throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this trash!!

19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Pepsi or Coke?: coke

Soda or Juice?: Soda

7up or Sprite?: neither

Yellow or Purple?: Purple

Blue or Green?: Blue

Rock or Rap?: Rock

TV or Movies?: Movies

Scary or Comedy: Scary

Night or Morning?: Night

Kisses or Hugs?: kisses

Life or Death?: life

Up or Down?: What kind of a question is that?

Noise or Silence?: Silence

Run or Walk?: walk

Burger King or McDonald's?: McDonalds

Apples or Bananas?: Niether

Mexican or Italian Food?: Mexican

Winter or Summer?: Summer

Spring or Fall?: Spring

Chocolate or Candy?: chocolate

Chicken or Beef?: beef. burgers steak etc.

Left or Right?: Right-handed

Doritos or Cheetos?: doritos

Cold or Hot?: hot

Weird or Normal?: Weird

Elmo or Ernie?: Elmo

School or No School?: no school

Meat or Fish?: Meat

Long or Short Nails?: short i hate having long nails. and also when guys have long nails

Hot Fudge or Caramel?: hot fudge

Halloween or Christmas?: Halloweeen

Pizza or Spaghetti?: Pizza

Scream or Cry?: i do both a lot

Camera or Digital Camera?: digital

DVD or VHS?: DVD

Pickles or Cucumbers?: pickles. thur yummeh

Love or Hate?: love

Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate. i hate vanilla

Latte or Espresso?: does it matter? they both have caffeine and thats all it takes for me

Outside or Inside?: wtf??

Evil or not Evil?: evil

Clean or Dirty: Clean-ish...

Bad or Good?: bad

Sunrise or Sunset?: Sunset

Truth or Lies?: Truth. nobody likes tobe lied toooo

Simple Plan or Good Charlotte: nrr they both are awesome...

Green Day or Blink 182?: please refer to above answer

Nirvana or System of The Down?: System of A Down

Korn or Incubus?: Korn

Apples or Oranges?: Oranges

Teacher or Student?: Teacher. haha this could be like foreplay!!

Rich or Poor?: again, does it matter?

Sports or Reading?: Reading

Cookies or Cake?: Cookies!!!!

Town or City?: uhhhh

Birds or Horses?: bird

Cats or Dogs?: Dogs, I love meeehhh the puppies!!

Monkeys or Penguins?: Monkeys

Rain or Snow?:rain its not as cold

Sun or Moon?: Moon

Smart or Dumb?: Smart. who likes an idiot?

Cd's or Mp3 Players: MP3

Baked or Mashed Potatoes: Mashed

Motel or Hotel?: Hotel

Cars or Buses?: bus

Trains of Planes?: Train

Forks or Spoons?:spork

Family Guy or Simpson's?: family guy

South Park or Sponge bob?: spongebob pwnzzz

Money or Love?: Love

Hamburgers of Hotdogs?: burgers

Nachos or French Fries?: fries

Blue or Green Eyes?: Green

Blonde or Brunette?: Brunette

Converses or Etnies?: Converse!

Pen or Pencil?: pencil. i make lost of mistaeks

Beach or Pool?: pool

Dolphins or Whales?: dolphins

Drums or Guitars?: guitar

Salt or Pepper?: salt

Basketball or Football?: niether

Soccer or Baseball?: i dont play sports

Skittles or Starbursts?: skittles

Finding Nemo or Shrek?: shrek

Sausage or Bacon?: Bacon

Skateboard or Roller Blades?: Skateboard

Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: Roller Coaster

Wet or Dry?: dry

Circus or Carnival?: Carnival

Bath or Shower: Shower

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (But... I am a girl...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(Uh hello.. Im not gana die of starvation so duh im ganna eat!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(I just dont want to date atm.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.(Me:Well... , Skyler*Facepalm* )

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate...

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're a 90s kid and proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.(Me:Shh guys I'm trying to write!!)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile (Older bro :Dont tell me its... Me: Yup! *Hehehe*)

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How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.