Hello, all ye peons, and welcome to the realm of the Dark Sorceress Hecate!

Briefly known as The Arrchderk Foodinand.

Just in case you really want to know, I'm a girl, and I live in California. I hate it here, as illogical as that may sound.

I'm working on my homepage. It may be finished sometime before the next millennium.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it is very important to remember that apparently DISHONESTY is the SECOND-best policy.

I absolutely refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

I like:
dark colors
reading
anime/manga
acting/singing
camping
almost any kind of fruit
chocolate
almost any kind of music
privacy

I hate: pastels
most TV shows
raw onions
country/rap music
noisy nosy busybodies
pep rallies
almost any social situation
most people my own age
my little brother

WARNINGS: I support, and may occasionally write, SLASH! For those of you who have been living under a rock, that means people of the same gender romantically involved with one another. Any and all romance will be in the background, please don't make a fuss about it. If you choose to ignore the warnings and flame me, make no mistake, I WILL hunt you down.
I am a pagan, and I have always been fascinated by ancient cultures. This means that my fics may deal with polytheistic religion (the belief in many gods, not just one). If this offends you, I am sorry. I feel just as strongly about my religion as you do about yours, and I will not change things just to please a few people.

Any other flames will be completely ignored and/or used to pay heating costs, light the neighbor's dog on fire, or entertain myself. If you have questions, compliments, or constructive criticism, please feel free to e-mail me.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets. (my best friend's motto)

And most important of all: Never, EVER, under any circumstances underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

For those who truly want to know, my fic status.

Ragnarok: DISCONTINUED. I apologize to the fans that it seemed to have, but I became dissatsified with it. Parts of the storyline may show up in other stories.

Hokage: chapter 5 is in progress.

Shadow Butterfly: new chapter in progress.

Commanding Chaos: several ideas for this. It is giving me a great deal of trouble, but it is progressing.

Afterlife: One-shot.

Thank you all so much for your support and kind words.