Emi: Well I am Emi Miyako, I honestly have no idea why I am called EmiTheImmortalVampire and I try not to address that either because I just sound like a rebel.

Kori: You have pigtails and wear pink all the time. You are not 'a rebel' by any means.

Emi: Whatever, you used to be so nice when we met. Now you are a devil who takes the form as my proof-reader and editor.

Emi: Well I am Emi Miyako. I am the Author and Narrator for our fanfictions here! I love yaoi and yuri a lot. I love strait couples too! I love wearing cosplay and having fun!

Kori: I am the editor-in-chief and proof reader known as Kori Snow. I enjoy yaoi but not yuri that much. I enjoy strait couples. I like writing and singing. Also i have to keep Emi out of trouble.

Yuki: I AM YUKI MIMIKO! I am a narrator for everyone! I love everyone! I love life! BUT I LOVE RASA THE MOST. So back off.

Rasa: Uh. Well I am Rasa Pencers. I am also a Narrator like everyone else. I also have to research facts about stories and keep track of our reviews and followers. I love reading and drawing.

Miyone: O-Oh uh hi everyone. I-I am Miyone Donotron! I am not really as important as everyone else. I am just a little narrator and a little bit of acting but that's it... I like cooking and eating.

Enoyim: Quit being a sissy. I am Enoyim crystal! I am a flame killer and a narrator. Well my job is to hurt any and ALL flamers. I like eating meat. And i lovey dovey Miyone.

Mitsu: Why the hell am i here! What is the reason for this! I am leaving!

Emi: You have to or you are not getting paid!

Mitsu: Ugh. Fine. I am Mitsu Reana. I am a flame killer and i have to shoot tranquilizers at Emi for when she turns in to super Emi. I don't like anything!

Ikuya: ...I am Ikuya Momoka... I like nothing really...

Emi- Tsundere; initially cold towards others, warming up over time.

Kori- Genki; Enthusiastic energetic, and lively.

Yuki- Bokukko; acts very boyish and addresses them self as Boku.

Rasa- Dojikko; Clumsy but in a cute way.

Miyone- Loli; attractive, very young looking.

Enoyim- Yangire; Cute in both appearance and mannerisms but has a bat shit crazy side.

Mitsu- Sukeban; Deliquent girl, gang leader not just a member.

Ikuya- Dandere; Normally quiet and emotionless but talkative and sweet when alone with right person.

Chat room:

-TheCrazyEmilif: entered in chat room-

TheCrazyEmilif: Yo everyone what's up!

SnowWitch: Hello Emilif? What kind of name is that?

TheCrazyEmilif: Is this really coming from some one who's screen name rhymes with 'Slow bitch'?

SnowWitch: Oi! Don't bring that language in to this room! I will report you!

TheCrazyEmilif: Stingy little thing aren't you?

SnowWitch: Ugh! It's people like you who ruin this place!

TheCrazyEmilif: Hey i was just joking calm down...

SnowWitch: * You see that, it's a censor learn.how.to.use.it.

TheCrazyEmilif Typing.Like.This.Hurts. XD

SnowWitch: How the heck does moving your thumbs hurt?!

TheCrazyEmilif: Ugh...I'm dying... tell my play station I love her... -writes down will-

SnowWitch: Little weirdo...

TheCrazyEmilif: I am the cRaZY Emilif.

SnowWitch: Having fun with the shift key aren't you?

TheCrazyEmilif: hELp ME! iT WoN'T sTOp!

SnowWitch: Uh... Just stop typing like that.

TheCrazyEmilif: !EM POTS TON LLAHS UOY

SnowWitch: Are you typing backwards?!

TheCrazyEmilif: tuoba gniklat era uoy tahw aedi on evah I

SnowWitch: Well then o.o Well I have to go to sleep where I'm at so bye Emilif!

TheCrazyEmilif: Bye then my slow * * :3

-SnowWitch left chat room-

-TheCrazyEmilif left chat room-

-Snow Witch: entered chat room-

TheCrazyEmilif: Hi Witch-chan!

GreenHairFTW: Hi Snow Witch!

SnowWitch: Hi little weirdo and Green hair FTW.

TheCrazyEmilif: Meanie! Well never mind. This is my friend from IRL. She just made an account.

GreenHairFTW: Yep! Nice to meet ya'

SnowWitch: I made an account three days ago, i don't know too many people here besides Emilif and some other girl.

GreenHairFTW: Well ya have me now!

TheCrazyEmilif: I feel excluded! I need love! Green hair love me!

GreenHairFTW: Of course my crazy Emilif!

SnowWitch: Oh god. Everyone here (but me) is a weirdo.

TheCrazyEmilif: YOU MUST LOVE ME WITCH-CHAN!

SnowWitch: NO.

GreenHairFTW: SHOW US LOVE SNOW WITCH!

TheCrazyEmilif: What is love?!

GreenHairFTW: BABY DON'T HURT ME!

SnowWitch: Don't hurt me?

TheCrazyEmilif: NO MORE!

GreenHairFTW: Oh... Emilif school is starting! Time to turn off phones!

TheCrazyEmilif: WHAT! Well bye Witch-Chan!

SnowWitch: It's alright. I have school too!

-GreenHairFTW has left chatroom-

-TheCrazyEmilif has left chatroom-

-SnowWitch has left chatroom-

-GreenHairFTW has entered chatroom-

SnowWitch: Hey Green Hair!

TheCrazyEmilif: Yo!

GreenHairFTW: Hi Guys .

SnowWitch: What's up?

GreenHairFTW: Umm... Crazy over there threw my lunch out the window at school today.

SnowWitch: EMILIF!

TheCrazyEmilif: I threw an orange out the window and for a good reason!

SnowWitch: The reason being you're insane?

TheCrazyEmilif: NOPE! I'm allergic.

GreenHairFTW: I'm not -.-

TheCrazyEmilif: Oranges are evil and must be destroyed.

-DarkOblivion has entered chatroom-

SnowWitch: CRAP! Speaking of evil... HI Oblivion..

DarkOblivion: Sup witch.

TheCrazyEmilif: Oblivion?

GreenHairFTW: How interesting haha.

DarkOblivion: Who are you guys?

GreenHairFTW: Just call me green.

TheCrazyEmilif: Call me Emilif.

DarkOblivion: I already think you guys are idiots.

TheCrazyEmilif: Excuse me?

SnowWitch: Uh oh...

TheCrazyEmilif: EXCUSE ME?!

DarkOblivion: Witch, what's her deal?

TheCrazyEmilif: MY DEAL?

GreenHairFTW: Please calm down Emilif.

DarkOblivion: Emilif? That sound an awful lot like milf to me doesn't it witch.

SnowWitch: OBLIVION!

-TheCrazyEmilif has left chatroom-

GreenHairFTW: Emilif D:

DarkOblivion: I didn't do anything geez. What a baby.

SnowWitch: ...

GreenHairFTW: EMI GETS PICKED ON ENOUGH AT SCHOOL ALREADY! JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!

DarkOblivion: What? Did you just say Emi?

GreenHairFTW: NO. I meant Emilif. Just leave her alone jerk!

SnowWitch: Is Emi a third year?

GreenHairFTW: How did you-That's not your business.

-GreenHairFTW has left chatroom-

SnowWitch: Emi...

DarkOblivion: Hm? Isn't Emi that one girl in our class?

SnowWitch: Yeah. She sits behind me.

DarkOblivion: Hmm..

50 Question challenge for Emi- (In progress)

1) Interviewer: What type of manga do you like the most?

Emi: Yaoi and Yuri. They put in more effort. DUH!

2) Interviewer: What couples do you like the most?

Emi: Nezumi and Shion (No.6), Akko and Mari (Girlfriends), Yami and Yugi (Yugioh season 0), Satoru and Tamiya (Awkward Silence)

3) Interviewer: Any secret fetishes we should know about that you have not put in your fanfics?

Emi: (Laughs evilly) I am a huge sadist, so I love almost any form of bondage!

4) Interviewer: Now I know this has been said before but I will ask anyway, what gender do you prefer?

Emi: Women, believe it or not.

5) Interviewer: Why women and not men?

Emi: I simply do not enjoy men haha. Most of them creep me out to be honest.

6) Interviewer: Any crushes at the moment?

Emi: Not really... Most recent crush rejected me.

7) Interviewer: Aw. Sorry for that, you looking for any relationships right now?

Emi: Depends. I am a sadist after all!

8) Interviewer: What do you do in your free time?

Emi: Draw, read manga, chat online and DS games, and practice with a whip haha.

9) Interviewer: What is the last game you played recently?

Emi: Devil survivor overclocked- Megami Tensei.

10) Interviewer: Do you like it?

Emi: YEP. But I hate how I have to be a male character and I must have no vocal cords (sigh)

11) Interviewer: What type of women do you date?

Emi: HAHA. I honestly prefer the bold and enthusiastic ones to be honest. Only a few exceptions to that, but they don't work out.

12) Interviewer: So you don't like shy girls?

Emi: Platonic only.

13) Interviewer: Why not?

Emi: I don't feel that any shy girl would like a sadistically loud pervert in five kilometers of them.

14) Interviewer: Alright let's change the subject, why did you start writing fanfics?

Emi: My friend (Which happens to be Kori my editor and best friend) Showed me fanfics and at first i thought it was stupid but then I decided to write a few just to see the appeal. Five sex scenes later, I got a knack for it.

15) Interviewer: How come just Yugi and Yami? I know you have done other ones but you seem to like them the most.

Emi: It's because it's the knight in shining armor cliche. Yami always appeared to be the one protecting Yugi and would happily take away his own life to protect him and same goes for Yugi. I mean Yami busted down in to tears when Yugi got stolen away by Darts and then said it should have been him instead. I love them because they are incredibly cute together and Yugi is the "Hikari" Of his life.

16) Interviewer: Oh how cute. What do you think about Bakura and Ryou though?

Emi: That's Kori's territory that I do not wish to tread on. In the anime/manga if they were to be together it would be a highly abusive relationship. (Yami and Yugi would be adorable) And I do not enjoy rape fics.

17) Interviewer: I feel like you just lost a few fans there, so how do you like Anzu or Tea?

Emi: Now I do admit, she is not my favorite character by any means. But I will not bash her for believing in what a heart is. Although season 0 Anzu I will bash the hell out of. She went on a Ferris wheel WITH A BOMB ON IT, just to get Yami out. She has no feelings towards Yugi because he is not sexy. Yami is a psychotic sadist in season 0 so why is he so attractive?

18) Interviewer: I see. What about Joey and tristan?

Emi: Tristan's character development is about as deep as as most yaoi manga. Nothing. In season 0 he had a major crush on the purple haired idiot Miho, did not end up with her. In the anime, did not get serenity. Geez. And I do like Joey as well, because most bullies don't realize they have done anything wrong in the first place. Then he started to actually like Yugi and became his friend. AW I'd ship them too.

19) Interviewer: What do think about Mai?

Emi: Believe it or not. I actually like her, she is almost tsundere. She pretends to be tough but it's only to hide the soft interior. She reminds me of myself in a way (Not in looks) But she is someone I see myself as. Someone who pretends to be strong.

20) Interviewer: Pretends? What do you mean?

Emi: I never was strong when I was younger so I simply faked it so I wouldn't be lonely.

21) Interviewer: Now it's time to talk about your co-workers. Out of all of them who is the worst to work with?

Emi: That is a loaded question, but I would have to say Rasa.

22) Interviewer: I'm shocked. Why Rasa?

Emi: I feel it is difficult to discuss heated yaoi moments with her. And she sometimes seems too perfect, like at grades and such.

23) Interviewer: That does make sense, now what are your thoughts on Kori; your editor?

Emi: She is highly intelligent, loud, a bit strange, and an evil editor. (Hence her fanfic name)

24) Interviewer: Now what about Yuki I assume that you two get along very well because you both are so... random?

Emi: Random is a word for it yeah.. But yes. We do get along well because she is someone who gave up on impressing others and doesn't care about social class whatsoever.

25) Interviewer: Like you of course. Now what about your beloved Enoyim?

Emi: (Begins screaming loudly and hides) U-UM... SHE IS GREAT! YEP! GREAT!

26) Interviewer: Should I be concerned?

Emi: NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. Next question p-please!

27) Interviewer: O...kay then. Now tell us about Enoyim's lover, Miyone.

Emi: She is cute and quiet at times and she basically a loli in my book.