I WILL BETA FOR TWILIGHT AND HARRY POTTER AND TAMORA PIERCE!! THEY ARE MY EXPERTISE!!

hey guys it's me the famous Anna "Alice" yep you heard right. The fun one, the short, spiky black-haired one, (the vampire that can see the future,) yep that's all me.

Well back to my hobbies which are: shopping, obsessing over the series that amazing woman Stephanie Meyer wrote, and bugging Mike (my brother). I have covered my locker with Twilight quotes and love to obsess about it with my friends and "adopted sisters" Jane (formally from the Volturi aka Suzy) and Tam Hale aka Lindsay. Here are a few of my favorite funny quotes:

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazerdous to your health. Not that you care , Bella ;)

Real men Sparkle...

I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling.

When little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a vampire.

Bite me... you know you want to!!

Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget. It was a hard line to walk.

Kroptonite doesn't bother me either.

Well, It's no irritable grizzly...

I'm dazzled by a fictional(yeah right!) vampire by the name of EDWARD CULLEN

Edward Cullen

Sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale

Smoother than you since 1843

Bella Swan

Lucker than you will ever be. copied from youknowyouloveme

Rosalie Hale

Prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen

Quirkier than you since 1901 me :)

Emmett Cullen

Stronger than you since 1915

I am also mildly addicted to Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead

Here are some more quotes I love

Please answer all questions before scrolling down for the answers.

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

All done?

Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below.

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand Wow! I failed! Yea me!

Ok This one was a tad freaky! It is totally me!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MSN Messenger/Tagged/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

I'm the kinda girl who gets fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws.

I'm the kinda girl who spends hours trying to slam a revolving door (I once tried to do that, it was fun. People stared at me though)

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Werewolves have enemies?...Only one.

She's all about the extreme sports these days

OMG-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you (That is my new motto!)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Guys should be like Edward-rich,strong,and hot

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Apostrophes do not mean "Look out, an S is coming!" What! They don't? I better go correct my homework

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. so so true

"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" yep, pretty much and they say there are no such things as stupid questions god Hermione can be an idiot

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.