I see you've come across my little account, used solely for my slash chronicles... I quite hope you like them, I think they will be updated slowly because I am a lazy cow. And I am also just another one of those weirdo perverted girls who is indeed straight as a very straight thing and loves her boyfriend more than life itself, and yet her panties (or boxers in my case) become soaked at the thought of two guys kissing.

I have a boyfriend, James, who is my everything. He means the whole world to me, and I could not live without him. I love you, James.

Guh... hmmm... yeah. My favourite movie and book is The Green Mile!! Yay!! I am dancing around the room in a mad frenzy of inspiration. Isn't Percy just so great?? *looks at all the glares and shakings of heads* No?? *looks at a dude waving a bannner that says, "Everybody hates Percy"* But I don't hate Percy!! *runs away from all the people who want to kill me* I THINK PERCY IS SO COOl - FWAG!! *as someone hits me with a big stick* Fine.

My fave band is Metallica becuase they are Gods and I love them. Saw them in Dublin!! *gives everyone the finger*

My bestest favourite singer is Morrissey becuase he is a miserable bugger just like me!!

So - yeah. Enjoy my fanfics, and *pulls out Mr Socko* Have a nice day!! *still running away from the people who want to kill me* Lalalala. Percy is great, I will not be moved.