Well my name is Amy and i live in Scotland. I've got brown hair and eyes, I'm about 5ft 3" and i'm constantly being told to stop mumbling. I'm in 4th year at highschool and if ya don't know how old that makes me look it up. I like a Disney stff like Hannah Montana and HSM but some of it is corny and annoying. I love Harry Potter and i was one of the 70 at the HBP booklaunch. (yeah i know you don't believe me but tough, cuz i still have my signed book) The books are soooooooo better than the films but books and films too different to compare anyways. But yeah... I like most music and horse riding is great. I love animals and wanna be a vet. My FAMILY and FRIENDS are the most important thing to me!! so thats me in a nutshell (oh god i sound like my teacher...)

Fav Movies- The Terminal, Coyote Ugly, Devil Wears Prada, HSM, Hairspray, Shrek(1 nd 2 not 3) Harry potter

Fave Books-Harry Potter, The Black Magician Trilogy, PS I Love You, Marley and Me, Twilight Saga

Pets-3 dogs, rabbit, 4 guinea pigs, chinchilla, canary, budgie, 2 minature parrots, tropical fish and goldfsh

SCOTTISH AND PROUD! (copy and paste this to your profile if you agree)

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't copy this onto your profile.

You have been Tagged by the Green Dog (at least it's supposed to be green)! \/)" (\/
(-o-)
ruff!!
You will have good luck for two years if you copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Vannessa Hudgens and Zac Efron told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Saxophones are AWESOME.
Trumpets are AWESOME.
But not as AWESOME as FLUTES. (copy and paste into your profile to spread world peace and flutiness.)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

GOD couldn't be everywhere at once so he made mothers. If you agree, put this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Amy

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Amyizzle (?? Amizzle is better)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Chinchilla
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Don't-have-a-middle-name Johnston
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ricamson(Grans maiden name but still)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): BabyBlue Lucozade
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): this is impossible, i don't have a middle name, my mums not married, i don't no my dad so i don't no if he has a middle name, i'm an only child and my mum don't have a middle name so i can get as far as MC... (well its not bad but not exactly arab)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Read the last bit...
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Maya (COOL!!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (For me, it's weapons...)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

1. FIRST NAME: Amy

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Ricicles

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Phish Food (or anything Ben & Jerry's really!!)

17. SHOE SIZE? 5

18. RED OR PINK? Pink

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? Spots grrr...

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? idk friends i lost touch with i guess

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? if they want

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? tuna toasty (then a mint ;-)

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the last thing i listend 2 was it takes two by zac efron

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? errrr...

26. FAVORITE SMELL? hot chocolate

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? rhea

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? happy endings

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Hairspray (loved it)

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? erm any tops really

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? danish slice (yum)

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty, he said no,
she asked him if he wanted her, he said no,
she asked him if she left would he cry, he said no,
she turned to leave and he grabbed her arm.
He said, she wasn’t pretty she was beautiful.
He didn’t want her, he needed her
and If she left he wouldn’t cry he’d die.

I don't think u should try this guys cuz u'd probabaly gt slapped...

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpelingwas ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teens are concerned about being popular. Put this in your profile if you are proud to be part of the 5 percent who aren't.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (sadly, it hurts)

QUOTES

Realife

(we were using the sun and lenses to set fires in physics(OUTSIDE) don't ask, half the class was off)

CM- I got it up!

Me, two friends and Miss B-roll about on grass laughing

Later

CM- Its up again!!

Miss B-wow thats 7 time in one period

laughing

Later

Anon friend- OH SHIT!!

CM- (turns around still lying on stomach) What!?

Anon- nothing (Hide lens and pretends she didn't just burn a hole in the bottom of his trouser leg)

hysterical laughter

The loudspeaker in the tram at Disney World - "And if you hit your head on the top getting out, please watch your language. Remember that this is still Disney, no matter how much you hurt yourself."

"A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong she is until she is gets in hot water." -Eleanor Roosevelt

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome!

Let's do it again!"

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die