Hey All! Lyra Here!

My name is going to stay anonymus so evil stalker people don't stalk me...(im paranoid sometimes). I enjoy writing HP fics and mabey ill try writing a Naruto AU fic.I shall issue chalenges to people!(under the very random copy on your profile things) Take em up and Let me know! :):

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Here's another one:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

HARRY POTTER STORY CHALLENGES!

1.Harry is NOT the Potters child, but two elves child and he has a twin. The prophecy is still true, in most cases just tweak it abit. The Potters also live through the attack, Sirius and Remus are together, and Ginny is in slytherin along with Harry.(hint that Lily was a slytherin too.)Oh and Change harry's name, but make the Potters child die before 'Harry' is introduced. And here is a bonus you get Kudos for: Bash Dumbledor as much as you want, if you like that thing, or make it the Dark Tosser who is the good one in desguise and Dumbledor the EVIL one. Dark does NOT mean evil. If Tom is a DARK tosser, he may not be evil,(or black) nor totally light,(or white) BUT a neutral inbetween.(hes Grey) This is the terms for this challenge, pass and you get a HUGGLE... YAY HUGGLES!!

2.Harry Has a twin, the Potters abuse Harry, People think his twin is the Boy-Who-Lived, Twin still likes him, but its a secret. Harry runs away, and some random person(You choose, you can make it a cross over with Inuyasha, Naruto, W.I.T.C.H,Teen Titains, YuYu Hakusho.) Or a character you make up, or if you like this sorta thing, Alternate you as older sibling, make him kick ass, but not too Super!Harry.Bash Dimples(Dumbledore) and Ron if youlike to, but Dunbledore is a must. Slythein Harry, Nice Malfoy, Parings if you wish, slash is accepted. Friends with Gryffindors evin if in Slytherin, and other way around as well. Can re-form plot like first second third and fourth year, years above this completely different plot line, no horcuxes, only soul jars or imortal items, please refrain from pulling a J.K Roweling and kill off good and important characters, it makes me and many others sad. But if you must, you must.Kudos to fist person who does this and tells me, ill add you as fav author if its good enough.

more to come for HP challenges.

NARUTO CHALLENGES!!

1.Naruto meets the Kyuubi at age 5 and she (yes SHE) teaches him how to be a master DEMON ninja, and he considers HER as a big sister and she has a human form. Oh and make it that Itachi does NOT betray the clan, it can be an imposter that was his best friend that he kills and gets the Mangekiyou Sharingan(dunno if its spellt right). Make it a Naru/Hina fic or if your interested a Naru/Sasu fic... oh and please BASH SAKURA!!... sorry and no Naruto on Sakura team... and Itachi is his Jounen instructor, with Sasuke as one of his teammates you decide the last one. These are the rules and obey them or NO POCKY! oh and Naru-chan and Sasu-chan are friends if its the Naru/Hina pairing, if not then they are LUUVERS so nyah!

2.Naruto meets the Kyuubi at age 6, also named Youko No Kurama(Yu Yu Hakusho cross over). This is after the series of Yu Yu Hakusho, and Kurama(Suichi) and Youko have split bodies, but Youko got sealed(blame the Rampage on a mind controlling technique done by Orochimaru or somethin...). Naruto is trained to becom a Demon, and at 12, when he gets his gennin team, Youko gives him a gift... turning him into a fox demon. Youko is freed, and thinks of Naruto as his son. Kurama(suichi) came to the village when naruto was 7, and adopted him. Kurama(suichi)/Youko Kurama pairing, with Naruto/Hinata, Naruto/Sasuke pairing, or Naruto/Yu Yu Hakusho pairing.

Fav Story Quotes:

From Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai xXx:

“Excellent, Pot-I mean, Uchiha-san. Now, I must return to Hogwarts to mark down your acceptation. I’m afraid that, despite all the verity of things one can do with magic, Hogwarts cannot run itself. However, I’ll leave a Portkey here to transport you to Diagon Alley in a few days time so you can buy the necessary equipment.”

Harry snorted with laughter at the name. “Is there a ‘Horizont Alley’ and a ‘Vertic Alley’ as well?” Harry asked innocently.

Dumbledore’s eyes twinkled at that. “Of course, I’ll assign a guide for you while you are there, and a Portkey will also be kept in Sarutobi’s safe keeping until September 1st, that will transport you to the train to take you to Hogwarts.” Dumbledore smiled and gave him a small bow. “I’m sure that you will enjoy your time at Hogwarts. See you in September.” And with a sharp ‘pop’ the man just vanished.

Sarutobi sighed and shook his head mournfully. “I swear, no one uses the door anymore. Is using a door too much to ask?”

Harry, on the other hand, was slightly more in awe. “I have SO got to learn that!”

From: Naruto and Ino, Choice by maverick9871

Kakashi said "I think we broke him somehow and we don't have a warrenty."

Sakura said "Do you think we can fix him."

Kakashi said "I dont have any ducktape."

(Me)(Sasuke went insane,i think he is gay)

From: The Strength of Brothers by LD 1449

"LEE"

"GAI-SENSEI"

"LEE"

Zabuza gritted his teeth and turned to the green clad duo with fury in his eyes "THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT!" He yelled as he unhooked Kubikiri and charged at the green clad ninja.

"ZABUZA-SAN YOU MUST RECONSIDER MURDERING US!"

"NO! YOU DIE TODAY!"

That is all!

Ja ne,

Lyra Inali Avro-Marx (Second Life name if your interested!)