I'm 17 and enjoy slaughtering zombies to the tune of my violin.

The Professional Zombie Slayers: So it really is me and my friends going through the apocalypse, no romance or anything. Just badassery and tough situations.

May Traverse: My OC Ophelia who has a crush on Ed. She does indeed become a human based Humonculus. This one isnt as good as the new one.

May Traverse: Ego Tantibus Vehementes: A darker and more twisted mature version of May Traverse. Ophelia is completely nuts and has blood lust. She becomes extremely twisted. Rated M.

El Sol Se Recuesta and What Could Have Been are drabbles ^^ no explanations needed. Im open for Beta reading now I guess.

Quotes:

I never had a policy; I have just tried to do my very best each and every day. ~Abraham Lincoln

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. ~Joseph Baretti, quoted by James Boswell, 1766, commonly misattributed to Samuel Johnson

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. ~William Shakespeare

Transcend political correctness and strive for human righteousness. ~Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. ~David Star Jordan, The Philosophy of Despair

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it. ~Buddha

Your life may be the only Bible some people read. ~Author Unknown

Do not repeat anything you will not sign your name to. ~Author Unknown

Are right and wrong convertible terms, dependant upon popular opinion? ~William Lloyd Garrison

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out. ~Thomas Babington Macaulay

The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right. ~William Safire

Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. ~Albert Einstein

"Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have to be hurt like hell before you can write seriously. But when you get the damned hurt, use it-don't cheat with it.

"I am worth conceivably more to hang, than anything else"

-John Brown

"If you cling to being alive, you become frightened and your eyes get clouded. If you don't have that desire to begin with, you can fight on, right until the end of the world."

-Revy, Black Lagoon

"Hey, Hey i saved the world today and everybodys happy now the bad things gone away"

-I Saved the World Today

"And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small"

-White Rabbit, Collide

"Studies show:
Intelligent girls are more depressed
Because they know
What the world is really like
Don't think for a beat it makes it better
When you sit her down and tell her
Everything gonna be all right
She knows in society she either is
A devil or an angel with no in between
She speaks in the third person
So she can forget that she's me"

Opheliac, Emilie Autumn

"Oh, oh and when a gaggle of faces appears around me
It's lucky I hate to be taken seriously
I think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor
If I couldn't count on men to slap my ass anymore
I know my destiny's such, that I'm all stocking and curl
So everybody thinks that I'm a fucking suicide girl"

Thank God Im Pretty, Emilie Autumn

Albert Einstein:

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?

Barbara De Angelis:

Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.
It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
I Corinthians 13:4-8

C. S. Lewis:

Why love if losing hurts so much? We love to know that we are not alone.

Don Byas:

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Jane Austen:

One does not love a place the less for having suffered in it unless it has all been suffering, nothing but suffering.

Lily Tomlin:

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Mark Twain:

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Madness hath imaginary bliss, and most men have no more.

MARTIN FARQUHAR TUPPER, Proverbial Philosophy

"Most people are quite happy to suffer in silence, if they are sure everybody knows they are doing it"

"Suffering is the price of being alive, and it is music and singing and art that has helped me live through some of the most difficult things that have happened to me"

"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams."- Edward Elric

"There are so many times when I should of died.." -Alphonse

Mustang:

"I'm not stupid. I know exactly what's going on, and I'm not fighting it. If I have to go through this, I will glean from it any small benefit I can receive. I will not fight this. Bring it on. Bring on the cure. Bring on the fucking happy. I'm committed."
— Emilie Autumn (The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls)

"I still own my heart, which I know because it hurts so much."
— Emilie Autumn

"I can explain myself: If you want to be safe, walk in the middle of the street. I’m not joking. You’ve been told to look both ways before crossing the street, and the sidewalk is your friend, right? Wrong. I’ve spent years walking sidewalks at night. I’ve looked around me when it was dark, when there were men following me, creeping out of alleyways, attempting to goad me into speaking to them and shouting obscenities at me when I wouldn’t, and I suddenly realised that the only place left to go was the middle of street. But why would I risk it? Because the odds are in my favour. In the States, someone is killed in a car accident on average every 12.5 minutes, while someone is raped on average every 2.5 minutes. Even when factoring in that, one, I am generously including ALL car-related accidents and not just those involving accidents, and two, that the vast majorities of rapes still go unreported […] And, thus, this is now the way I live my life: out in the open, in the middle of everything, because the middle of the street is actually the safest place to walk."
— Emilie Autumn (The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls)

"You he said, are a terribly real thing in a false world, and that, is why I think you're in so much pain."
— Emilie Autumn (The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls)

"Nothing in my life has ever made me want to commit suicide more than people's reaction to my trying to commit suicide."
— Emilie Autumn (The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls)

"It is not seen as insane when a fighter, under an attack that will inevitable lead to his death, chooses to take his own life first. In fact, this act has been encouraged for centuries, and is accepted even now as an honorable reason to do the deed. How is it any different when you are under attack by your own mind?"
— Emilie Autumn (The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls)

"I am my heart’s undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow."
— Emilie Autumn (The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls)

"Perfume was first created to mask the stench of foul and offensive odors...
Spices and and bold flavorings were created to mask the taste of putrid and rotting meat...
What then was music created for?
Was it to drown out the voices of others, or the voices within ourselves?
I think I know."
— Emilie Autumn (The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls)

"What's the big fucking deal? Lots of amazing people have committed suicide, and they turned out alright."
— Emilie Autumn (The Asylum for Wayward Victorian Girls)

"Women who focus on style over substance usually find themselves in a big fucking hole, with other men who want to fuck the hole. Oh so smooth, and none sophistacted. Because, you know, how sophisticated can hole-fucking really be?"

-EA and fLee

"This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very learned men could possibly adopt them."
-Bertrand Russell

"I’d say I’m a thief and a stealer of souls, except that would be a different character from a completely different anime, and we’re going through enough copyright violations as it is "

"Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin." - Davey Havok

CHRISTIANITY: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically tell him he’s your master, all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith proves nothing.

We are called humanity yet many men have none.

"Your bakery is sacred. Flaunting your goodies & sweets may not always end well." - G. Doll

"Make your own T-shirts, it's kind of like the cure to the mass produced t-shirt problem."

"and now i’m your apple eating heathen
any old rib stealing eve"
-Beth Orton

I shall live to knock thy brains out! - Shakespeare

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

"Rats die too soon, and boyfriends not soon enough."

"There once was a bear named Dismay,
He comes from a very long way,
To visit your town,
and where you hang around,
All the way, spreading the Plague!! "

"To be or not to be? Hi Ophelia, I'm a tornado! Bwerwerwerwer." Scene 8; Hamlet in 60 Seconds.

"I’m a determined motherfucker and if I try something it will not be put down until I master it! That’s just the way it goes. So, I can confidently, arrogantly say I will never not succeed at something because I just won’t stop until I do. I refuse to fail or not be good at something."

Nothing's perfect... The world's not perfect. But it's there for us, trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful.

“I’m right, I know I am because I say so”

“His name is pronounced like that cut of steak. Like a Filet Mignogn , just with a ‘a’ sound at the end. Go ahead say it with me” -From a conversation with Tegan Barcomb.

“Why do they call it a bathing suit anyway, a literal bathing suit should just be you naked”

“Ok…. NOW TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF”

-Every couple of minutes when watching FMA

“How much does a palm tree weigh?”

“I think the majority of Envys weight is in his hair. He break dances so well because he is top heavy. Hes like that old toy, “Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down” “.

“I lost the plot, it went bye bye”

“Lings new nickname: Crouching Tiger Hidden badass”

“Holy beard, Sierra look at that mans beard…. Its eating his face!”

“Why do I pick cosplay that becomes a lover to cosplay my friend chose!?!?!”

“Im a player”

“Me: “Saito has a wife!?!?!” XD oro?

Sierra: Lol… but I already have 50

Me :Lol and I thought I was a player”

“My poor poor fluffy marshmellow”

“Sierra: how does a plant try to kill you? O.o

Me: It was a envy joke

Sierra: Oh ok… now I feel special :p”

“Im like a walking motivational poster”

“Sierra: You might actually need less fabric for your hakama considering youre pretty small… hehehe”

Me: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHOS SMALL ENOUGH TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A GRASSHOPPER???

Sierra: Nice and creative, but I would have said flea instead of a grasshopper :D

Me: …….. DX bakjbrgiroth9owpbtrjoangsKJNVKJshgt

Sierra: Omg I think I broke your brain”

“Sierra: Omg I will get lost in there”

“Sierra: Awww you make me so happy! ^^

Me: Aw you make me happy too”

“Sierra: Omg we can bitch and complain about our bathroom impaired cosplays together…”

“Sierra: We’re Italian friends are family!”

“An adventure likes we could go to candy mountains!”

“If I knew how insane this would be I would’ve gone sooner”

“Anime conventions where have you been all my life?”

“Is the song shes singing the tune of Soldier A?”

“WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE CAN BE USED AS A VENTRILOQUISTS PUPPET???”

“Sierra: OMG Old people!”

“Sierra: Friends will help each other pick up their pocket watches”

“Sierra: Seriously one of the best amvs was Soul Eater- Piranha-I found a hairball. 0.0 ……. Its going in the garbage”

“If I really wanted to I would sing that high but I don’t want to”

“Sierra: Your FED-X for Edwin”

“Sierra: I love how you were playing your game [Silent Hill] and then got totally distracted”

“Why do I always cosplay the tiny characters???”

“[To Envy] I will kick you in the tights and you will fall down, you are very top heavy"