AlaynaTheDwarfhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Hobbit. Completely Random Crap I have recently become unhealthly obsessed with The Hobbit... especially Fili and Kili. I even hae a hobbit poster, and I am probably going to get a Gandalf plushie... and Ragadast is fantastic! Altough it is a bit freaky when you start playing 'Stroke Thorin Oakenshield's face'... and have your friend make you a birthday cake that looks like Bag End... Also obsessed with the Elder Scrolls games, Skyrim more than Oblivion, mainly because the Khajiits look way cooler, and because of a certain mad jester and a thief who always calls you lass... and also because of the AMAZING scenery, it is the best looking video game ever made.(And, playing as Thorin Oakenshield is the best!!!!!!!!) Until a Hobbit Video game comes out... tho that would just be because of Fili and Kili... I am mad about classic rock music, AC/DC, Thin Lizzy, Joan Jett, Black Sabbath, Slash, Chuck Berry, Jimi Hendrix, Gary Moore and some newer stuff like Jake Bugg. My Gibson SG is my baby. I don't let ANYONE touch it, apart from my BF, and thats only because he plays guitar... and one person I've known for eleven years... And this July, I'm going on a world challenge trip to Malaysia, CANNOT WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cool Random Quotes "There taking the hobbits to Isengard!"-Legolas "You shall not pass!"-Gandalf The Grey "Fly you fools"-Gandalf The Grey "These are Rhosgobel Rabbits... I'd like to see them try!"-Ragadast The Brown "Fili...and Kili, at your service"-Fili and Kili "If there's a key... then there must be a door!" -Fili "AC/DC is just a tough, driving rock and roll band... five dwarfs that make a big racket." -Angus Young "I'd always wanted an SG, I think the cutaway horns reminded me a bit of myself!"-Angus Young "We have no sympathy for punk bands" -Angus Young "What's a punk band? Hey, who's got beer?"-Bon Scott |
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The Most Precious of Treasures by SapphireShelle91 reviews
Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 276,668 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Frodo B.
Sleep by MyNaughtySecret1 reviews
Tony is having nightmares and the only place he can sleep is at Gibbs' house. When Gibbs lets him stay, their relationship changes in ways neither of them expected.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,255 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Stealing Hearts by Ashleigh148 reviews
Carissa wanted to leave her childhood behind, so she became a thief and assassin. 25 years later, she returns to Riften to join the Thieves Guild, hoping to be part of something and maybe face her past. Her aggressive ways does not sit to well with most, but she was reliable. And the second-in-command just might be taking an interest in her. Features post-Skyrim.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 97,495 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Brynjolf, OC - Complete
Recovery, Redemption and Romance by luvsbitca reviews
When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities. Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit are be trying to court one another without the other knowing. Direct Spoilers for the end of book.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 121,357 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
An unexpected arrival by Fan de Basil de Baker Street reviews
Bilbo feels bad but refuses to see a doctor, thinking that it will pass. However, he will have to face something he had not expected. MPREG birth scene of the fiction: "Years without you" Rated M because of the birth scene... and for be sure!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Bilbo B., Frodo B. - Complete
Hidden Letters by 1607hannah reviews
The Love Letters of Lord Faramir and Lady Eowyn were kindly bestowed to us by Lord Elboron, son of Faramir. Please do not remove from the library, unless given express permission, as the letters are personal in nature and any removal requires a letter of consent from Lord Elboron, Steward of Gondor. However, any person may read and review the letters herein.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 43,510 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Eowyn, Faramir
Breath and Focus by Heiwako reviews
Sequel to For the Future of Skyrim. The feud between Lydia and Hecate continue while the Stormcloak Rebellion struggles without the leadership of Ulfric Stormcloak.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 146,310 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Cicero V., Lydia, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Into The Light by DistortedLullabies reviews
They were helpless to fight the light that engulfed them, pulling them from all that they had known and leaving them somewhere foreign and new. Now, Tess, Sadie, and Lillian are left to build lives from the ground up in this new land, coming to terms with the changes around them and in themselves. OCs, Kili, Fili, and Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Kíli, Thorin
Stranger Things Have Happened by lembasbreadmadebysoufflegirl reviews
Hobbit retelling, Kili/OC. A normal Scottish girl is thrown headfirst into the world of the Hobbit and runs into Gandalf. She has seen the movie, but she read the book a long time ago and so doesn't remember everything. M for violence, language, and just-in-case, maybe-I-dunno-yet potential.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 83,394 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Thorin, Kíli
Beneath the Mountains Music Woke by EmilianaDarling reviews
After being rescued by Bilbo, Thorin begins to realize that his feelings for the halfling are more than simple gratitude. But past ills cannot be so easily undone, and the growing need inside him proves difficult to understand or control. And although he might be king in name, a man without land or wealth has little to offer anyone. (Thorin/Bilbo)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,873 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Trio by dystini reviews
AU. Everyone lives after the Bo5A. Mostly Fluff. Kili and Fili had always known they would share a wife. Fili/Kili/OFC Starting with Chap 6 there is smut, somewhat explicit sexual content type of smut
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
Too Many Beards by ariadnespants reviews
It seems ALL of the dwarves like Bilbo a little too much. What's a hobbit to do? (Note: Pairing subject to change.)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Promise of a Lifetime by HamsterCastiel reviews
Soulmate!AU Bilbo returns to Erebor for Kili and Fili's upcoming wedding, Thorin is still mad about the Arkenstone, but after waking up one morning with BIlbo's name on his wrist, can he forgive Bilbo and accept him as his mate for life?
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,807 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
An Unexpected Return by emiliiz reviews
Milla disappears, but comes back after nineteen years. Definitely rated M and sets in the Skyrim storyline in later chapters. Dragonborn/Ulfric S. Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,945 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Ulfric Stormcloak, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Of Hobbits and Majesty by bzp reviews
Thorin had his throne, his nephews, his honour, and wealth beyond belief. Yet, there Thorin sat, his mouth a thin line, his cold glare steady and unwavering, on the day he should be celebrating his victories. What no one knew, however, was that one year ago that day, Bilbo Baggins, a simple hobbit from the Shire, left Erebor with Thorin's heart. On Hiatus
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,304 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Fíli, Kíli]
Continuing Forward by Wolfie393 reviews
Neri is a Khajiit dragonborn. Alduin has been defeated and now she is faced with the choice of what life she will now live. Will she continue on her path of fighting, thieving and wars? Or will she choose to make up for past mistakes and make the world better along the way? She wants more for the Khajiit people and will she in turn find that there can be more for herself as well?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 107,811 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Kharjo - Complete
Burgled by Ella-whispers-what reviews
' "You," says Fili, eyeballing him, "will do as you're told." Kili, laughing, holds up his hands in mock-surrender so Fíli grabs his wrists and slams him up against the wall so hard his teeth rattle.' A story in which Fili and Kili get naked, break stuff, and generally amuse, annoy and adore each other.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Fíli, Kíli
Leave A Light On For Me by GeekBastard23 reviews
'Baltimore, 2001. "I said, 'Freeze, dirtbag'," the man panted as Gibbs finally looked up into his face. He felt his heart miss a beat, though, as he saw himself faced with a set of green eyes he hadn't seen in almost ten years.' Slash Gibbs/Tony
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,584 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
A legendary Quest by skydancerstormy reviews
She is the legend of her race. After her death she stumbles upon a group of 13 dwarves, a wizard and a hobbit on a Quest to reclaim a kingdom. Will she be able to use her powers to help them get their home back? And will she find something more? - This is a little bit crossover with Skyrim but the main part is Hobbit & LotR. It's Thorin/OC and will be a mixture of movie&book events
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 200,983 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Thorin, OC - Complete
Sparring by TW0 reviews
Kíli and Fíli going for a quick sparring session in the woods, things get a little heated. A little something I wrote for the lovely Vanessa for her birthday.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Fíli, Kíli - Complete
How to shock a king by JuuChanStar reviews
Bilbo has failed to tell Thorin something very important about his heritage. Now he has no choice. WARNINGS: MPREG and FILI/KILI...please give it a chance at least. This is AU, set after the battle and no one dies. RATING HAS CHANGED TO M!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,478 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
In Another Middle Earth by LilliamSlasher reviews
A.U. Thorin has survived the Battle of Five Armies, and it seems he is unable to keep the hobbit out of his mind. (Warning: slash, non-angsty fluffyness)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
MOVING BACKWORDS by d.graslie reviews
He wasn't the right guy for her and Tony knew this. Can Tony convince Ziva to take a few steps back and rethink her marriage with Ray? Can he convince Ziva that the right guy for her is standing right in front on her? You could say that this takes place around the time that Ray proposes to Ziva and she actually says yes. Tony is no longer with EJ.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 28,864 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Learning to Love by Sopmay reviews
What if Soph and Fili had never admitted their feelings, what if Bilbo helped her realise that neither Fili or Kili were who she wanted. And it was another older dwarf who stole her heart. Bofur/ OC.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bofur
Molten Gold by Silvarana reviews
Fíli had hair the colour of gold and dwarves were a race prone to suffer from gold lust. A 5 1 story of how Fíli was merely a scratch for an itch and the one time someone wanted Fíli for who he is. Mostly movie!verse, rated M for adult situations.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Fíli - Complete
He will Lead Us by Silvarana reviews
The company gets separated into two groups - Thorin leads his half but the second one is in desperate need of a leader if they are to survive and find the rest. Since he's Thorin's heir, Fili steps up to the plate. Surprisingly, for the dwarves in his company at least, he's not all that bad at it. Altered movie!verse although it will include future events beyond Unexpected Journey
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Fíli, Dwalin
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Sometimes, Those Who Wander Are Lost reviews
Life, in a way, is just a game of solitaire. You're cards are dealt, and then you have to just deal with it. Overcome any obstacle that is thrust into your path and get on with your life. And sometimes, sometimes, like in solitaire, you feel like there is no-one in your existence for you to rely on. Not a Mary Sue- some swearing- Realistic Interpretation
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Kíli
Hold Your Hand reviews
Lykani is cousin to Fili and Kili, and she chose to accompany them on the quest to reclaim Erebor. However, on the way, will another dwarf with weird facial hair become more important to her than all the treasure under the mountain? OC/Bofur. Cause more people need to feel the Bofur love!;)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Bofur, Fíli, Bilbo B., Kíli
There,and never to back again: an Unusual Dwarfs Tale reviews
Sometimes it takes only one person to change the fate of many. So, what happens when a teenager from earth finds herself in Middle Earth with the company of Thorin Oakenshield... especially when she knows what should happen in their story.Fili/OC and a bit of Bagginshield on the side! Read and Review!:D
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Fíli, Kíli, Bilbo B., Thorin