John is a tattoo artist living in the apartment above. Dave has just moved to town across the street with Bro. Bro opened up a record store under their apartment. John and Dave centered fic. Possible other pairings for other characters in the future. Rating for language and sexual scenes.

AU. After finally coming out to John, Dave discovers something about John he's never told anyone. Ever. PEPSICOLA, Romance, DirkJake, Rosemary, Friends, Enemies, Fluff, Drama, and Angst. This will be a long Fanfic! Disclaimer: - WE DON'T OWN HOMESTUCK. HUSSIE DOES. ALL HAIL HUSSIE! - Follow, Favourite, and Review! We love getting reviews! -Morgan

Just like any other good red-blooded American teenage male, Dave has reached that special time in his life where he desperately wants to bury his gun in his girlfriend's holster. But there's a few problems with that plan - like that the Texan public school system has left him the exact opposite of mentally or emotionally prepared to deal with extraterrestrial anatomical differences