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Joined 08-25-10, id: 2511705, Profile Updated: 03-15-12

Pssh Passt me iiss sso lame, but whatever, Ii don't wriite ii just got on to follow sstory's ii sstiill liike Iinvader Ziim but my current fandom(iit changess frequently) iiss Homesstuck. Bassiicly iit.

If you have a severe case of OOIZD (Overly Obsessive Invader Zim Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you have OJVD (Obsessive Jhonen Vasquez Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile.

We are the ones.
We get knocked down.
We get back up.
And stand above the crowd.
We are one.

If you are one of those who have been knocked down, and shunned by society, copy and paste this onto your profile. We are the One-X Rebellion: those who have been put down by the world. This is to remind us that we will one day rise up above the crowd. All of us, as one.

Today you called me ugly.
Today you called me lame.
Today you said I'm evil.
Today you shunned my name.

Today you said good-morning.
Then said I looked like a beast.
You meant it in a harmful way.
Then said you loved me least.

Today you asked, "How dare you?"
Then shoved it down my throat--
How monsterous you think I am.
Why am I such a dope?

Today I sat in my bedroom.
Alone and oh so scared.
I wondered: If I died,
Would anybody care?

Nobody ever wanted me
This I surely know.
They all think I'm ugly.
Because you told me so.

Today my sadness left me.
Today I realized.
Today I found my home.
Today I escaped your lies.

Today I'm sleeping peacefully.
I'm wrapped in Jesus's arms.
Today I wore a smile.
I'm away from all your harm.

Today I watched the Earth.
As you spent the whole day lying.
Telling them you missed me so.
While you falsely started crying.

I know that you don't miss me.
You wanted me to die.
Mother, Father, my dear lover--
This is my good-bye.

Every day, mental abuse claims the lives of teens everywhere. This kind of abuse is the cause of most suicides in teenagers. Mental abuse usually comes from those who you love the most: mothers; fathers; boyfriends; girlfriends. To be abused mentally is to be constantly instulted or critiqued by an individual, and has an enormous effect on one's self-esteem. It is usually caused by one's parents or lover telling the victim harmful stuff, like that they are very un-attractive, or that they are stupid and such. Even though this is one of the deadliest types of abuse, it is rarely emphasised on. Help spread the word and put a stop to this cruel abuse. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are against mental abuse.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.(Well, I'm a girl)

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.(Well, I'm not, but still)

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.(meh, I like band better, cuz I am in band)

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST believe in poligamy.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I love ROCK MUSIC so I MUST have a million piercings, tattoos, and get drunk every night.

I'm NON-CONFORMIST so I MUST be emo.

I'm TAN so I MUST be stuck-up and think I'm better than everyone else. (DUDE ITS JUST A SKIN COLOR)

Post this on your profile if you hate stereotypes.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile (im gonna go cry in that corner now ok)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, LilysLittleTwin, SlytherclawHP, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

True Love:

Girl: Can you slow down?! I'm scared!

Boy: Sure, but first, tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now can we please slow down?

Boy: Hug me.

Girl hugs him

Boy: Now can you please take this helmet off me, it's bugging me?!

Girl takes off his helmet and puts it on her own head

Next day in the paper...

There was a motercycle crash yesterday due to break failure. There were two passengers, but only one survived.

Truth...

Halfway down the road the boy realized his breaks broke, but didn't want to scare the girl so he had her say 'i love you', and hug him one last time, then put his helmet on so he would die but she would live...

copy and paste this in your profile if you think that is one of the sweetest things ever!!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

IF YOU HAVE EVER NOT READ A STORY BECAUSE IT HAD A BAD TITLE, BUT THEN WENT TO READ IT BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED, AND FOUND IT WAS AWSOME, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PAGE...

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available. ( NO YOU MUST CRUSH DE CRUSH CUP CRUSH IT I SAY!!!!)

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.(NO I SING "were all in this toghter" and force my freinds to do the dance moves with me )

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".(HI FLOOR MAKE ME A SAMICH)

Crazy is when you cry over the loss of a spider you saw for three seconds and then someone killed it(even though your deathly afraid of spiders). (MY POOR LITTLE SPIDY WIDY TT^TT)

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

SERIOUSLY! COPY AND PASTE THIS!! PASTE IT I SAY!!

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

What if the world ended in 2012?

What if I gain 10 pounds before next year?

What if I find out I'm allergic to bees?

What if I died with my best friend?

What if I found out I'm really an alien?

What if I get cancer?

What if my house catches fire?

What if my pet gets taken to the pound?

What if Invader Zim gets taken off the air for good?

What if my computer breaks?

What if I run out of peanut butter?

What if I get food poisoning?

What if The Simpsons got canceled?

What if I lose my bff due to some stupid fight?

What if my TV dies out?

What if I don't win the lottery next Tuesday?

What if my goldfish dies?

What if I go to jail for something that I didn't do?

What if my internet stopped working right now and I had to start this list ALL OVER AGAIN?

What if I lose all my drawings and writings and had to do them over?

What if the internet gets canceled?

What if?

Life's too short to worry. If you believe this, copy it to your profile and write some of your own.

Check this out...

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) If you make all your oatmeal in the microwave.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Dora is only teaching kids to be stupid, I mean, c'mon, any normal kid could see the giant mountain that is RIGHT. THERE. BEHIND THEM!!!!

We get it. You're the map. Why don't you say it again in case we didn't hear you?!?!?!?!

There is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME(but yet there is also a we in awesome

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. To them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup

If you can’t stand the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.

I'm like time... I can't be stopped.

Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, Invader Gilly, HarrietTheInvader , Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. :D

I will not scream lumos at the light switch...again.

I will not bring a fortune cookie/magic 8 ball to divination class (for extra credit).

I will not jump up in the middle of an Order or DA meeting and yell "Voldemort, run!"

I will not write fanfiction instead of doing my homework. Again.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed...and miss the floor.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door then apologizes.

Don't look at me in that tone!

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist or as my freinds INSIST i call her a CONCELER[FELL THE DOOM CAN YA FEEL IT HUH HUH])

Excerpt from a dog's diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM – Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM – Dog food for dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Diary.

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage...

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU LOVE TWO THINGS THAT ARE HAVING A GREAT WAR AND ARE COMPLETE OPPOSITES (anti-zadr and zadr I LOVE THEM BOTH)

Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!

Whoever said nothings impossible never tried to nail jell-o to a tree!

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile. (ATTACK!!!!!! :D)

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart, but best friends poke you with bendy straws.

I'm not antisocial. I just can't stand people.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls. (Ouch...Stuid Wall.)

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13, Waffles are the best foods in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement ito a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.

If you think Elphaba shold be ruler of Oz and not that stupid 'wizard', copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile

If you LOVE tacos copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like GIR copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you're a bad athlete, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.(...i lost...)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you think that Fanfiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you already have a gajillionof these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you like ZIM copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.( i was cartwheling in hexigons then i tripped over a pillow broke my tonail and didnt realize until a half hour later and neede to go to the bathroom)

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Admitting that you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. I you admit that you're weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have no idea what people are talking about yet you pretend that you do, copy and paste this on your profile.

copy and paste this to your profile if you want a taco (GIMME MAH TACO XD)

iF THIS EVER HAPPENS TO YOU. oR HAPPENS TO YOU A LOT, cOPY AND PASTE THIS ON TO YOUR PROFILE. (I do that with almost every message I get!)

If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people tend to tell you you write very good and should go ahead with it copy this to your profile

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (how many times have i posted this???)

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have stared at your computer for a complete hour copying and pasting copy and paste its into your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you don't care that watching cartoons is considered immature, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a 'Blonde Moment' copy & paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy & paste this into your profile. :)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you look through people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combonation of both...copy and paste this onto your profile

if youre one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you write your own songs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

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If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste. (i'm a vegetarian)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the colour pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm sarcastic, always, and I love it.

If you have been accused of being weird, random, and crazy, copy this into your profile.

If you have been called a "weirdo" at least once in your life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really, really hate those chain messages that say 'You will die if you don't re-post this', copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen one of those chain messages, and had the guts not to send it to all your buddies to freak them out, WELL DONE FOR HAVING A PAIR! copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think Nickelodeon is blind, deaf, and stupid for canceling Invader Zim, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you LOVE tacos copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like GIR copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a bad athlete and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square ass post this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile.

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