Hey, my names Em and I dont think I've update this bio in the last decade (yeeks). I've been writing fanfiction for a horrifying amount of time but when Im not doing that I pretend to be a functioning human being.

I'm an early childhood educator and love hanging out with kids in a non creepy way. As a result my biggest fanfiction pet peeve is when people write a story with a child character and have clearly never met a child. Three year olds speak clearly and in sentences! Like go on youtube and watch a video with a kid for goodness sake, it drives me nuts.

In real life I've taught in classrooms and have been a nanny, I also consider myself a decent cook- but I assume I'm biased. I love to use big, fun to say words and I have a really dry sense of humor that I know comes forward in my writing. I apologize. Im a huge fan of critique- please tell what you think I can do better. That said if you have nothing nice to say don't be a dick, because I will be one back.

If you'd be willing to beta for me or listen/ chat with me about plot shoot me a PM, my boyfriend has given up.