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Joined 11-22-12, id: 4375378, Profile Updated: 06-02-15
Author has written 2 stories for Assassin's Creed.

I write stories when I'm bored. If I ever upload them here, don't expect them to be amazing.

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Tacos, Spider-suits and Sex by Castello reviews
Deadpool and Spiderman have... an arrangement. One that involves a little sex and a lot of secrets. Peter was content with it, until he finds out that Deadpool's interested in getting to know the kid behind the mask. M for language and sex. LOTS of sex. Sort of graphic sex actually, in many locations and in a fair amount of different positions. Surely NOT for the weak of heart.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,182 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 4/23/2015 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W.] OC - Complete
The Scout and the Crab by Crystal124 reviews
Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 127,219 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Scout, Spy
Actually by colitas reviews
Two sisters were away from a storm, in the safety of their house. Suddenly an assassin appears! The problem would have been simpler if they had an Xbox to kick in the first place. Not even a PS3. So how did they get stuck with Altair?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Altaïr, Malik
When Desmond's Away the Assassins Will Play by Victoria-BlackHeart reviews
Rated for the language. There's a glitch in the Animus and Altaïr, Ezio, Connor and Malik all enter into Desmond's world, and start to cause a lot of headaches for the present day assassins.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,482 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Altaïr, Connor K., Ezio A., Desmond M. - Complete
I Found Assassins in My Closet by Black and Yellow Bumble reviews
When 16 year-old Ronny James finds three Master Assassins hidden in her closet she can't help but wonder what the heck is wrong with this world. I mean, they're supposed to be video game characters right? WRONG! Can Ronny handle teaching Ezio, Altair, and Connor the ways of the modern world without damaging her sanity? I highly doubt it. (POSSIBLY GOING TO BE REWRITTEN)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,640 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Altaïr, Ezio A., Connor K.
Fossil Fighters: The Champions by EchoStrix reviews
Dina dreams of being a champion Fossil Fighter, but when she enters the Caliosteo Cup, a mysterious gang of villans tries to crush everyone's dreams. Little does she know that her adventure will change her life forever. A RePlay of the second Fossil Fighters game! RupertXDina and ToddXPauleen. (this fic is old as heck and somehow y'all still like it?)
Fossil Fighters - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,349 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Dina, Todd, Rupert, Pauleen - Complete
The Unusual Suspects by NOT WRITING FIC ANYMORE reviews
A Superwholock Epic updated bi weekly on TUMBLR; when the Winchesters run into a madman with a blue box, a consulting detective, and an army doctor, they have no idea what they're actually getting into. Nor that hell is interested, as well.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,922 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012
Rend by fleets reviews
An evil sorcerer and a hero chosen by the goddesses. They're fated to fight, but sometimes fate likes to pull humorless jokes. A Vaati-centric fic. Not yaoi. Summary in profile: remake of Beyond Centuries.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 234,556 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Vaati, Link - Complete
A Southern Californian in King Cailan's Court by Zute reviews
Elissa's soul is misplaced and a earth woman becomes a Grey Warden without even knowing what one is. How a modern, earth woman adapts and solves Ferelden's problems, like the Blight and the lack of flush toilets.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 288,459 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A., Loghain M. T., Riordan - Complete
Vampire Heart by claymaker reviews
Alucard finds himself in an awkward situation. An American girl has unknowingly brought upon a curse that links them together, with her able to command him. Surely He hates the girl, but cannot understand why he feels drawn to her as well.AL/OC Ch.29up!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,254 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Alucard - Complete
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Through the Ages reviews
All I wanted was to enjoy sitting quietly while reading fan fictions. But unfortunately the peace was ruined by the strange symbol in my closet which sucked me into the world of Assassin's Creed. After being captured by Templars, then by Assassins, I'm stuck working as a maid in Jerusalem's Assassin's Bureau. Will I ever get back home? Or will this place become my grave?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,358 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Altaïr, Malik
Ah! There You Are, Ezio! reviews
Ezio returns to his home and is greeted by his father and brothers. Short one-shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Ezio A., Giovanni A. - Complete