Bio? Hmmm. Wouldn't you like to know. Let's just say I'm older than most of the Luka fantwidiots, and I didn't fail English Composition. I write what I want, the way I want, and I make no apologies because I'm not sorry. No one is forcing you to read it, and it's not my fault if you can't find your back button. So don't come whining to me all offended because your favorite character 'would never do that'. Because really? I don't care. But thanks for the laughs.