Care for some Batman crackfic oneshots? Here is a whole fanfic full of them! Prepare for some major absurdity, parodies, and OOC madness! It includes Penguin's love-life, Ra's al Ghul's secret to immortality, Joker at his best, Bane owning a restaurant, Poison Ivy setting some facts about veganism, and SCARECROW! Rated T for hilarity.

hello, boys and girls, I've, uh, officially hijacked this story. chapter 92 penthouse suite number 2, and chapter 93 the last guy. the story's over...now go watch the dark knight if you want more

Thor has returned to Earth with Loki in tow, but there's something terribly wrong with the situation and the Avengers must learn to cope, along with the two brothers. Post-Avengers, h/c, Loki-whump. No slash, brotherly love. Full cast of Avengers, warnings inside.

After defeating Loki, Thor left earth and his fellow Avengers to bring Loki to Asgard so he would face justice for his crimes. Once he got there, his circumstances had changed, making it difficult to try and convict his criminal brother. For once the light had faded, the adult Loki was gone and a child was in his place. WARNINGS: Torture, Alternate Universe.

A witch has turned Dean into a little boy, so Sam takes him to Bobby's and together they look after him. De-aged!Dean.

Garcia makes a bet involving her co-workers...and get's a profile nobody wanted. Reid-centric. Ch. 38 up!

Spencer Reid, 10, is removed from his father's "care" after being violently attacked and is fostered by his old mentor, Jason Gideon. This is a sequel to "That's me in the corner". Features child abuse, do not read if underage. Please review!

A compilation of short stories from the point of view of several of Cas's brothers and sisters. Each tells about Castiel or the Winchesters and various misadventures had and almost had. They begin with relatively unknown angels all the way up to Michael and Lucifer in later chapters.

When Batman finds the Joker bleeding and drugged up in an ally way he does the only things that seems natural to him, finds him help.

When a new crime organization starts making moves in Gotham's underground, Batman is going to need all the help he can get. And he ends up finding it in the most unlikely of allies.

Baby!Angel Oneshot - Gabriel, Castiel, and Balthazar

Bats can't break. Just like you can't fissure the darkness or cut open the night, there are certain things that can never fall apart. But then again, there is the lightning and the sun-so maybe it's not a question of 'whether it can happen', but 'when.'

The Joker's always been known for his fearlessness, his unyielding, apathetic nature. But what happens when an obsessed doctor decides to test the limits of that fearlessness? Will the Joker's greatest strength become his greatest weakness?

Arkham teams up with Johnathan Crane and creates a new therapy. Poor Joker gets to be the first test subject. He had no idea how horrifying the results would be. slightly OOC and yaoi towards the end

Someone is after the Joker's blood, so he turns to the only person he trusts enough to help him. The Dark Knight himself.

A charming pyschopath comes across the BAU who are working on his case. Bad turns to worse when he decides that they are worthy enough to be "invited" into his house. Warnings: torture, non-con, language. No pairings

When Castiel begins to feel doubt, he flees to find comfort in another angel who has left heaven.

What happens when yet another secret society organization tries to take down Batman? Will the Joker come to his aid, or will they both succumb to the Court of Owls.

One-shot/drabble. Spoilers for Season 5. The day Michael cast Lucifer from Heaven was a day neither Castiel, nor Gabriel, would never forget.

One-shot/drabble, coda S5. Castiel seeks Gabriel out to try and convince him to aid the Winchesters...Gabriel has other ideas. Namely, brotherly bonding. Castiel isn't too enthusiastic.

Continuation of Smiles. Joker is released from Arkham and Crane redoes his Toxin. They are drawn to each other and Scarecrow uses that to his advantage. Scarecrow/Joker/Crane.

When Clark Kent learns that his friend, Lex Luthor, hasn't had a true Christmas in many years, he decides to take matters into his own hands! *NO SLASH!*

Jack Ramsey will one day become the Joker, but for now is just the new kid at Bruce Wayne's high school, and their friendship turns to something more. Mature themes.We are now in the second part of the story with Joker/Batman. I own none of the characters

Castiel is struck down with a case of the flu, but the first person to find him isn't who he'd expect... sick!Castiel caring!Crowley ... ?

Slight rewrite of end of chapter 21 guys. Check it out. Beginning directly where we left him in "The Dark Knight", the Joker's journey through Gotham's legal system, and eventually Arkham Asylum, where supposedly they give as good as he does.

Batman resorts to an unusual method of persuasion when interrogating the Joker.

So the world ends and life sucks. Gabriel decides that the Winchesters and Castiel all deserve something better…so he turns the three of them into children and takes them to a different dimension to have a second chance at childhood. PLEASE REVIEW!

Cas/Crowley One Shot. Inspired by the Matchbox Twenty song of the same name.

Dean's hurt by more than just Castiel's betrayal and realizes he's too late to share his true feelings. Crowley/Cas and I guess unrequited Dean/Cas. For twilightmecrazii.

He's a boy, only a boy. But sometimes one wonders- are monsters made, or are they born. And are those we call monsters monsters at all, or just something different from what the rest of us are?

In the beginning, there was DEAN. And some other stuff.

Castiel and Crowley have the two hardest jobs in the universe. Don't they get breaks too? Take a peak at what they do on their rare times of meeting. First ever story..be gentle.

When Lex has a fight with his father, he finds himself driving to the one person he knows cares about. A moment between two friends.

When they forged a deal, something happened. It wasn't good, but when they're together, it doesn't feel bad. They need it. It's addicting. They're addicted to each other, but it's not apparent. Not really. Crowley/Castiel

After the inception proves too effective, Arthur is hired to a dangerous job which pits the team against each other in a battle for Robert Fischer's mind. Eames-Robert, Arthur-Ariadne, COMPLETE

Spoilers for 6X20. Cas/Crowley slash. Crowley gets more than he bargained for with Castiel.

Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.

Castiel is stuck in Jimmy while Jimmy reverts back to being a child. Ratings are varied, but overall around T. This is a Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Drama with a touch of Romance and Humor.

Jonathan Crane and the Joker have just broke out of Arkham Asylum and Jonathan is getting quite fed up with the Jokers antics.

Batman had been in many bad situations over the years. Usually, everything he needed to solve them was somewhere on his belt. So why he suddenly needed the Joker's help to protect the Gotham the clown was on a mission to destroy, he'd never know.

The Joker, the Riddler, the Scarecrow, Harvey Dent, Poison Ivy, and Harley Quinn are all trapped in Arkham- and they don't like it! What's worse is they have to partake in team building exercises! crack fic. ooc.

Even if you are a god in your own eyes, you still bleed. Joker nearly pays for this revelation with his life. Batman/Joker or Bruce/Jack. T for blood and the relationship

Castiel/Crowley preslash or one-sided. They meet at Bobby's, and Crowley thinks about all the ways Cas has changed, and how appealing that makes him. But it's not that sweet, though, since after all, it's Crowley.

Note:I've rewritten Chap. 3 & made it longer The Joker's been badly brutilized and Batman's the first to come upon him. But what will The Dark Knight do and how will he react to finding his greatest and most dangerous foe in such a compromised positi

The Joker can't sleep. He tosses and turns all night before deciding to get a little help. Jonathan is his target and so he wakes him up, and demanding with as much innocence as he could muster: "Tell me a story." Its not like Jonathan can refuse. Slash

You can lead a clown to Arkham, but can you keep him in?

When Booth is given a body that links to an old media story that the team find difficult to handle, Sweets discovers he's in immediate danger and cannot afford to continue to help Booth with the case at hand. Rated M for violence.

A complex web brings two enemies close and neither will ever be the same. In a tale that tests the human condition and endurance one must ask who is at the heart of it all? Is the Joker an inhuman creature incapable of redemption? MATURE CONTENT. 78K hits!

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 5. Dean's been thinking about changing things much more often recently, what with Cas being around the way he is now, and with what Ellen left him in her will. Future!fic, human!Cas, but not the way you'd think. Dean/Cas slash.

What's worse than the Clown Prince of Crime? The Clown Prince of Crime with a fever. Rated for language, violence, and briefly disgusting content, but mostly for safety.

Batman has a conversation with The Joker about his life and who he was before he became the madman he is, hoping to better understand his greatest enemy. Instead, he's left more perplexed then he's ever been before.

Bruce is captured by Scarecrow and the Joker. Contains slight Joker/Scarecrow slash.

What if there was only one ghoul in Minnesota? It took Adam's mom and tried to kill him, and his brothers stopped it. When Dean and Sam come back from all this 'apocalypse' business that they won't tell Adam about, will he still want to be a hunter? AU

Joker thinks Scarecrow fails at life.

Batman and Joker in the interrogation room. no, not from Dark Knight. Implied Batman/Joker. Rated T just to be safe.

Castiel and Uriel discuss the TV show Heroes and how they relate to Sam and Dean. Implied Sam/Dean slash.

Batman ends up in a cell with the Joker.

The Joker explains to Dr Crane what his life might be like, had he not recieved the scars. One-shot, rated for the genre, the characters and what all of that may or may not imply.

Dr. Crane is planning something bad, The Joker is showing off his horrible Christmas caroling skills, and Harvey is determined in drowning his holiday sorrow in sugar. A Christmas Fic.

Who says that research can't be entertaining?

The Joker is captured by someone as demented as he and doesn't get away without scars that warp him even further

Post Transference, Lionel Luthor reconsiders his way of life, and more specifically his parenting skills. Now, if only it’s not too late to save his son. Warning spoilers for Transference, and Fracture, child abuse, swearing, AU, OOC, my usual stuff.

When Bruce has nothing to do, he succumbs to a chatting website and meets this guy who seems pretty cool. Turns out the guy is his worst enemy ever. How awkward . . . now what? Batman/Joker

People around Smallville are acting oddly. Clark finds Lex is one of them. In an effort to keep him out of harms way, Clark takes him to stay at the Kent farm. Takes place in first season when they are still friends WARNING! Contains non sexual spanking

Why did Martha take such a fast liking to Lex in the beginning? Perhaps she saw something only a mother could. [complete]

A series of rogue explosions in Gotham has led Batman to the usual suspect, who has once again exploited Arkham's revolving door policy. But something is going very wrong for the Clown Prince.

Batman and Robin must deal with a car-full of Gothams most dangerous villains. (The Joker, Riddler, Two-Face, and Scarecrow.) Why? Because the state has forced Arkham to send them to the aquarium due to some idiots misunderstanding. Really funny.

Lex contemplates his unhappy past and uncertain future when he is taken hostage in an act of revenge against the Luthors.

Lex spends a night in Clark's loft, and thinks about gratitude.

We all know what Jonathan Kent thinks of Lex. What would make him change his mind? And what would he do once he did?