JugdementOfCarrionhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Warhammer, and Mass Effect. Greetings assorted people of either gender and or assorted tastes! My name is the all consuming, magnanimous, magnificent, terrifying and awe inspiring JudgementOfCarrion A small bit about me I suppose wouldn't hurt, I enjoy games such as Dragon age, Elder scrolls, Mass effect, Fallout, Dawn of War and many others, Movie wise it has to have action, some thriller content, maybe some horror and definitely comedy, I like all forms of music except country, techno, Pop, RnB and rap, Enjoy reading books of all sorts, I especially enjoy history. Also have a massive hate on for American Fuck Yeah! Stories, Movies and in general everything. You do know that there is the rest of the world out there right? Authors who use other nations, cultures or anything of that matter or simply change things up rather than just the U.S. (they aren't the only people in the world) BEING THE GREATEST AND MOST AWESOME PEOPLE OF THE WORLD WHO ABSOLUTELY DOMINATE ! will often find praise by me. I definitely enjoy stories that are original and that are different than others. Also I don't like it when people make Humans as shitty, always in awe of everyone else, weak, crappy and in general pathetic. Aliens suck no matter were you are or what year it is. WE ARE HUMANS BE DAMNED PROUD OF IT! Working on a Story currently called Resurgence, Carnivore Effect, and another called Russian Alliance which is self explanatory, unfortunately have stumbled on writers block currently, also need a Beta (can't find one). Previously did the Imperiousus Humanus but due to its shittiness and my terrible writing (blamed on the fact that I haven't written anything in a very long time) it was scrapped and being replaced by above story, as in above, above. May end up doing some random scribbles and stuff later on to further my writing/typing agenda! Hail to me and all that! Goodbye |
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The Day the Arms Closed by My Nips Hurt reviews
Humanity, as a whole, has been deemed 'too violent' as a species to be permitted within the Citadel and Council-controlled space. Follow those who dwell within as civil uprisings and chaos spread across a once-peaceful and grand Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,789 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 6/21/2011
Something Blue by Hamhammer reviews
An alternate perspective on a renegade Commander Shepard, why she fights, and what she lives and dies for. Spans from ME1 through ME3. FemShep/Liara pairing, non-explicit. Rated M for adult situations and just to be on the safe side.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,041 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Emissary by Omega-E reviews
Based on the Control ending to Mass Effect 3. This will focus on the after effects on Jack. Rated M because, well, its Jack. First Attempt in the Fanfiction genre. Please Review and Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,047 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Jack
Some Contracts Are Best Left Alone by bluekrishna reviews
Thane recalls one of the more embarrassing hits of his long career as a snuffer.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 12/11/2013
Coming to Terms by Gingoria reviews
Cassandra, unimpressed with the antics of the rogue they have agreed upon as the leader of the Inquisition, agrees to Trevelyan's challenge to a duel with dubious terms; certain that there is no way she can lose to such a woman. Events unfold leading to the slow burn/build-up of a relationship between two very different women and eventual hidden plots. Update - 2 new Chapters
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,946 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Cassandra P., Inquisitor, Trevelyan
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 5,934 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
From Hell's Heart by gtamaster316 reviews
AU First Contact War. It was 48 years of endless slaughter and death. And from the pain and suffering of such unprecedented conflict, emerged an unprecedented plot, born of hate, to bring it all to an end...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,788 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
DISCONTINUED. A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 263,964 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 3,271 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 6,473 - Follows: 7,484 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
That (Dammed) Joyful Bundle (of Problems) by namelessgal reviews
This was a bad idea and a half. She should have just left it there but she couldn't. She was running, her feet pounding on the ground, when she saw the bundle, miraculously unharmed in the midst of the chaos. She grabbed it and ran, thinking to herself that this was one thing she would never live down. Hopefully no one got the wrong idea - that would be awkward. Slow burn Femslash
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Foul Beast! by EnigmaticOtto reviews
A hunter on his usual errands has a philosophical conversation with an unlikely character
Bloodborne - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2015
Spain and America's Adventures in Russia's House by PangeaCosplay reviews
It all began on Russia's birthday; indescribable, unmatched terrors that could give the toughest of sailors nightmares for weeks to come. Well, maybe I'm over-exaggerating just slightly… but that'll be for you to decide, won't it? This is the account of Spain and America's Adventures in Russia's House. (Warning: sanity not included!) [NOT crack]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 8/24/2013 - America, Russia, Prussia, Spain
Dark Skies by CentuariAlpha reviews
Book 1 of 3. As ancient powers and enigmatic figures make their move, the stars will darken and the heavens will tremble as a scarred and battered humanity still reeling from the Combine occupation encounters the rest of the civilized galaxy.
Crossover - Half-Life & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,220 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 2/22/2014
BRPD - Big Rok Polees Departmunt by Tau22 reviews
Sometimes, an ork craves to be un-orky. And sometimes, someone un-orky wants to behave a little bit too orky. On the Big Rok, both of these sides clash. And it's up to the BRPD to maintain something that very distantly resembles order. If you squint a little.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,648 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Orks, The Empire, Daemons, Eldar
True Strength by Red Leg reviews
Check Chapter 5 - Notification.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,550 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014
The Queen by Drummer-Girl2 reviews
"Do you find it ironic, fighting for the same things as Ulfric?"
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,822 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Elisif
Red Star Over the Citadel by dersomewhat reviews
Humanity is the purveyor of socialism to the stars, but their idealism comes at a cost. The bourgeois Council races plot against them, while in their own ranks hardliners split to form the Chariot organization. All the while, the threat of the Reapers looms against the galaxy. Commander Marat Shepard will rise to the task and do what he must, but it may cost him dear.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 181,337 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Shepard (M)
The Shepherdess and the Questing Beast by PMC65 reviews
The second installment of E.W. Shepard and Liara T'Soni's Story that includes the two finally meeting, Shepard becoming a SpecTRe, the hunt for Saren Arterius and the destruction of the Normandy. This is a blend of ME1 and AU ... Please be advised, as with A Thessian's Whisper, there are dark elements in this story as well as humor. Rated M for mature themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 117 - Words: 505,512 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Of Bards and Witches by Mikhail Shepard reviews
Catherine is a mystery and Morrigan finds herself wanting to figure her out. Badly. The witch of the wilds is soon at odds with Leliana when they discover they're both after the same woman.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Morrigan, OC, Leliana]
Tough Love by Delgodess reviews
In which Grunt learns a lesson, Wrex laughs and Shepard is the cause of both. The not-quite sequel to 'Soft'.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Shepard (F), U. Grunt, U. Wrex - Complete
First Infection by whateverdudezb reviews
Many have liken the Citadel to a massive hand: snatching various races from their homes, and clutching them together in its palm, where they learn to live peacefully, side-by-side. But now that hand is reaching for a race that will only make it recoil in disgust.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,060 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
Curious Encounters by Delgodess reviews
One of the solders laughed and Arvaarad turn on him. "What?" He grunted, irritated. The other qunari's eyes glittered with amusement. "It seems you have a shadow." Oc. HIATUS.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Arishok, OC
A Very Krogan Christmas by Lachdannen reviews
Five years after the end of the Reaper War, Zaeed Massani agrees to get together with as many of the crew from the Normandy as possible for Christmas. Where? Earth, Montana, at the part time of home Major Rhia Shepard and Urdnot Wrex. This is going to be a very Krogan Christmas. Written for the Aria's Afterlife April 2014 Competition
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - [Shepard (F), U. Wrex] Zaeed M., U. Grunt
Fifty Shades of Overkill by TheBleachDoctor reviews
When you become an extragalactic entity, meeting other galactic civilizations becomes an inevitable occurrence, and First Contact rarely goes well for the less-advanced society. Pre-ME through ME3. Rated T for language and implied sexual situations later on. Extremely Light parody on Halo OPness AKA Halo tech taken to its logical conclusion.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,074 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Shepard (F), Admiral Hackett, Tali'Zorah, EDI
Fear is Global by PunyTweeling97 reviews
'It was an interesting sight, to say the least, when six of the members of the G8 entered the boardroom to find their two missing members cowering in the corner.' What could possibly have caused the two strongest nations in the world into quivering wrecks? The rest of the G8 wants to know too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2014 - America, Russia - Complete
De Snippets by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
Reading this may result in a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012
A Road Paved With Good Intentions by AoChaoYan reviews
Belarus wishes to protect his sister at all costs. Even if it means driving away potential friends, but what is the cost of love? Will he go too far? Nyotalia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Belarus, Russia, America
Foreign Affairs by V-rcingetorix reviews
A short story depicting Commander Shepard in a mission set with an asari commando squad. Own characters used, and no, I do not own Mass Effect, or receive benefits from telling stories. So there. Rated T for innuendo, and that I have no clue what the rating system here mean. Let me know in a review or PM, eh?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Bleak Resurrection by ElementalsAdvocate
On Earth, he was forged. On Elysium, he lost his anonymity. In the aftermath of Akuze, he lost his wife. And in the fires of Torfan, he lost his hope. Now, Lieutenant-Commander Shepard will be forced to rise once again, to face the demons of the past and future, or else perish in the flames of unrelenting history. Earthborn/Soldier/Warhero, with my own twists and OC's. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,732 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Liara T'Soni, D. Anderson, Shepard (M)
Blood of our Children by Necronicus reviews
First Contact is made with a much younger Humanity, yet it isn't a pleasant one. A death sentence upon Humanity, and the destruction of their home-world But the Council will known, how adaptable and merciless Humanity can be, when the blood starts to flow...ENDED - Taken up by ShokAndAwe - /s/10636239/1/Bloody-Justice
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,404 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Child of the Emperor by Imraphel reviews
Do the traitor legions hold any regrets? This is the prologue to a much larger tale, which is Mrated. If enough people like it, I'll start putting the additional chapters online. Be warned; the full version is a long story currently at 134k wordcount with another 60k to write. Still, I'd appreciate any comments.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 182,319 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Chaos Space Marines
The Empire of Man by Holland93 reviews
Humanity's reaction to the discovery of the archives on mars was very different from what happened in the games. The militaristic Empire of man is preparing to expand. But how will they react when they discover that they are not alone in the galaxy. And more importantly. How will the galaxy respond to humanity? First contact story. Rated T for language and gore update this week.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,952 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
The Space Race by Palladius reviews
The USA and the USSR turned their long-standing animosity to the stars with the launch of Sputnik I in 1957. Two hundred years on, the superpowers and their alien allies find themselves embroiled in the machinations of entities beyond their comprehension. AU first contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,469 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Coup by Palladius reviews
Most would have seen the options and agreed to the deal. But Natasha Shepard wasn't most people. And she really, really didn't like working with Cerberus. Mass Effect 2 AU, continued by popular demand
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,331 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, Garrus V., Clone Shepard (F)
Love? by frenchcanadianwritter reviews
Russia describes love, but it isn't as beautiful as it seems to be...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Russia - Complete
Mass Effect: Invictus by General Meridius reviews
In This Story Humanity And The Systems Alliance Are Stronger. Pushing the Turians Back And Becoming an Independent Sovereign Nation. The Galaxy Watches With Hungry Eyes, Waiting For The Right Moment To Claim Everything Humanity Has Created. Events Are Set Into Motion Behind The Scenes, Revelations Will Occur But All Will Come To Understand the Human Term Invictus. AU and Rated M
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,430 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Councilor Tevos
Three Heads of Cerberus by Neferit reviews
At the cost of their own system humanity defeats the Reapers, when the Council refuses any help. And then the humans go out for blood.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Grigori by Fires from Above reviews
10,000 years ago, humans fought a battle for survival. They united against a terrible threat. They endured. And they won. Now, at a superstructure known as a Mass Relay, in a far and distant (To them) solar system, they meet a new race, a younger race. And the consequences... Are staggering. Now, humanity watches, for they know that their ancient enemy... will return.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013
Far Away and Long Ago by sma erDnIy lnO reviews
She remembers when they were all alone except for each other. She remembers the cold-and a time before, when there was warmth. Mostly though, she remembers the strange people coming, and the beautiful snow being stained red.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Belarus, Russia, Ukraine - Complete
One Day by Plushiesformone reviews
Maybe one day little Russia will have some friends to talk to? Sadness, cuteness, and overall adorable child Russia. Short headcannon story of little mother Russia. Bad summary is bad :c
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Blood Bowl - 'Ere We Go by NickWraye reviews
The Orctown Oldboyz - not the greatest Blood Bowl team in the Auld World, but certainly one of the more violent - are back. And now, thanks to their suspiciously elfy new owner, they're heading to Sylvania, home to Vampire Counts and undead beasts, to play in a cup where dark deeds are afoot. Murder, and possibly unregulated cheating.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013
What We Need by Four-Eyed Koi reviews
Vilkas' first love had always been justice. Now he is finding that love challenged by a thieving, whip-weilding femme-fatal. If only she weren't his last hope to catch a murderer.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Vilkas, Farkas, Skjor, Aela
Red Alert: Rise of Humanity by CigarChomper reviews
We will not break and we will not falter. No enemy will keep us from our revenge and conquest! Glory to the motherland! Glory to Earth!
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,543 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013
The Pitfalls of Being Sober by poke-a-spark reviews
Shepard gets drunk in Purgatory and decides to hang out with Aria, whether the asari wants the company or not. Unfortunately for Aria, intoxicated Shepard is even less reasonable than sober Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Aria T'Loak, Shepard (F) - Complete
Throw Da Pin! by chimeraguard reviews
Ork Stikkbommas... being Orks Oneshot
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Orks
Meet Your Dragonborn by VioletNote reviews
The Dragonborn has suddenly halted her legendary quests, instead settling into the quiet life of a normal citizen of Skyrim. This lull is broken when a strange Imperial shows up to become her personal, quirky taskmaster.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,586 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Dark by Jonas Grant reviews
The Tyranids get their act together, the Orkz finally unite and the Necrons wake up, with the outcome one would expect; everyone else is driven to the edge of extinction. This is the story of a few survivors as they try to escape their fate. If you do head in, don't expect fuzzy bunnies; this story is titled Dark, and that's not laziness on my part. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2013
45th Millennium by Thefallenheart reviews
It is the 45th millennium and the Imperium is dead.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,071 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Only One Shall Stand by deathRae94 reviews
"I have always wanted adventure," Aileen told them, "but not like this. It was not supposed to happen this way. My parents were not supposed to die at the hands of a Howe." She spat the name like a curse. "And now, I'm going to kill the bastard no matter what it takes. Even if it consumes me." Strong head-canon, slight AU. Part I of my Aileenistair series. Currently rated T.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,426 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Alistair, Cousland
Ghost in the machine by Useful Oxymoron reviews
Decades after the war has ended, a young rebellious asari who has never known her father has an unexpected encounter during a stay on Tuchanka.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
The Sword of Humanity by Shadenight123 reviews
Humanity's first contact was with a Hiver Dreadnought. Now, as Humanity is sieged on all sides years after first contact with Citadel Species, Commander John Shepard is tasked with a mission that will force cooperation with the Council to uncover the attackers of Eden Prime. Fighting through hardships, will he understand the aliens, or will he hold himself true to Solforce ideals?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,255 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (M)
Stopping Power by Sun-Tsu Toriden reviews
Commander Mark Shepard wonders what Miranda's bodysuit is made out of, and get's caught staring. Hilarity ensues. UPDATE: Now with more hilarity as the rest of the Normandy Women become tools of Fate to torment the poor Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Forged By Tuchanka by Dan-E-2595 reviews
Elissa Shepard was born on 11th april, 2154 on the SSV Einstein, and spent her childhood on ships, then joined the alliance as soon a she was old enough right? Wrong, this tells the story of a different Shepard, a Shepard hardened by its unrelenting sun, weathered by its dry, dusty winds, of a Shepard forged by Tuchanka.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Shepard (F)
When the Ex Comes to Visit by Reyavie reviews
We have seen what happens when Garrus is faced with Shepard's suitors. How about the other way around?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Nyreen K. - Complete
House of Dogs by poke-a-spark reviews
Summary: Shepard, James, Wrex, Garrus and Javik go out to the bar with the intention of drowning their girl problems in alcohol. Their situations look a lot more promising from the bottom of a cup. [Mentioned: FemShep/Miranda Garrus/Tali James/Ash Wrex/Bakara Javik/Liara] [Slight Citadel DLC spoiler.]
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Dreadnought by Yed Yeddicus reviews
Amongst the ruins of a diseased world, a Dreadnought makes his final journey.
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Complete
Mass Effect: A Few Good Soldiers by Teutonic Knight 92 reviews
When Commander Kathryn "Kara" Shepard an N7 Commando is thrown into the middle of a conflict against a ruthless Turian Spectre it will challenge her to her breaking point and threaten everything everyone thought they knew about the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,088 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Way of The Blind by Witchy Bee reviews
AU: Cecilia Amell loses her sight as the result of a spell gone awry, but that doesn't mean she can't still become a Grey Warden.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Amell, Leliana
The Color of Shepard's Panties by SageQueen reviews
Commander Shepard is outfitting a team for a dangerous mission against impossible odds, and she'll do anything - even underwear modeling - to ensure success. Also starring Miranda, Kasumi, and a bewildered Kaidan Alenko. Spin-off from my ME2 fic,Valhalla
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Equality of a Sort by Thefallenheart reviews
A very pissed off Guardsman. A politicaly correct re-education programme. Maybe these two things should never go together.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008
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Carnivore Effect reviews
The Alliance wasn't the all powerful, domineering government of Humanity, the species is not so idyllic and as such their hero is even less so, welcome to a darker story of Shepard, a women who is fear incarnate and perhaps one of the most disturbed if not insane person within the dark galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2014
Something Strange Happened reviews
Imperial Guard fights to the death, Mutants Yiffing, Chaos Marines are pissed at the interruption. Basically me trying to get my writing in order and sense and something else, anyways just read it!
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013