IMPORTANT:

due to the absolutely horrendous quality of my stories, I will be discontinuing them all. You can find my new works via the username @savagepastelbean on Wattpad. Thanks so much for the lovely comments and feedback, but these stories just aren't working for me. -Imi

Hiya y'all!

Name: Beatrice (Tris) Holmes

Taken Name: Beatrice Avian

Age: Old enough to love Skulduggery Pleasant, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Divergent and The Hunger Games all at the same time.

Wears: T-shirts, shorts and Converse. Jeans button-up shirts, boots, trench coats. *like Castiel!*

Most likely to be found: Hanging upside down on the couch in my house, sprawled on the tan bark in the school playground, sleeping in various odd places.

(Be careful I bite)

My favourite bands are Imagine Dragons, Of Monster and Men, The Fratellis, Green Day, Coldplay, Maroon 5, The White Stripes, and Regina Spektor, except the last one isn't a band. I have an old 2007 Laptop named Al (after Alan Turing, the father of modern computing). My hobbies include: reading, writing, quoting Sherlock, Doctor Who and Skulduggery Pleasant, laughing/making up rude songs about famous soccer players with one of my best mates Lucas, being as unladylike as humanly possible with my friends Zac, Zach, Jobe, Odette and Sarah, (yes I do have a friend named after the main character of Swan Lake, and yes she is as beautiful as the ballet says. Both inside and out.), eating Japanese food, laughing my head off at memes, responding to my cat Mouse's random mews with 'yes, yes I know' and being generally awesome in every way possible. If you've seen the documentary blackfish, you will know about Tillikum the orca. He killed one of his trainers, and is severly depressed, if we don't act soon, he will die in captivity. We need to look after our animals, or our grandchildren won't be able to see the beautiful things that we take for granted. Now, I'd like to take a moment to honour those who have fallen in battle: Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Albus Dumbledore, Fred Weasley, Sirius Black, Ghastly Bespoke, Anton Shudder, Stephanie Edgley, Mr Bliss, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Sherlock Holmes, Dean and Sam Winchester, Castiel (every flippin' series in one way or another) and some other guy who's name I forget.

My favourite quotes:

"I wash my hands of this weirdness." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Why is the rum gone?" -see above

"Did no one rescue me because they miss me?" -see above

"I do not understand that reference." -Castiel

"Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn." -Lewis Carrol

"I have absolutely no idea what in the hell is going on here, but that's okay, lets roll." Me

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" taunting Frenchman from Monty Python's 'The Holy Grail'

"Bad beans, bad, bad beans." 11th Doctor

"Go go Power Rangers!" -Me and my friends

"Well I am going to beat this creature of darkness to a messy pulp, put a leash around it's neck and make it my pet." -Valkyrie Cain

"I love deadlines, I love the whoosh noise they make as they go by." -I have completely forgotten

"Are you drunk?"

"No...yes."

"What happened to you?"

"I found a liquor store.

"And?"

"And I drank it."-Sam Winchester to Castiel

"You could've gotten us killed or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger

"I'm not crying, it's just been raining, on my face. There's just a little bit of dust in my eye from the path that you made when you said your goodbye, I'm not weeping cause you won't be here to hold my hand, for information there's an inflammation in my tear gland. I'm not cry cause you left me this waaay, my eyes are just a little sweaty today cause they've been looking around, they've been searching for you they've been looking for you even though I told them not tooo.I'M NOT CRYYYYIIINNNGG! I'M NOT CRYYYIIINNNGGG! NO I'M NOT CRYYYIIINNNG!"- I'm not crying by The Flight of the Concords

My FF friends are lolitathegoddessorca860, RedIvySparrow, Bluefox03, zachregan and Nella Nella

~Beatrice Holmes

#SherlockLives #Sherlocknotdead

And one last thing...

Did you miss me? JM xxx