Simon is back for his 8th year at Watford! How will he survive the threat of the Insidious Humdrum? Mix that with the drama of being a teenager, at school, and you can guess what shenanigans occur. Our interpretation of Magicath's story Carry On, Simon!

Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.