For a brief, blessed time, life had order once again. You thought it was over. Jane did too. Sequel to Housekeeping. TDK.

Everything's not what it seems. Joker/Harley.

Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.

"It's a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And Hermione has no idea why she's doing it, but it's becoming very apparent that she is." Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both. [COMPLETE, DRAMIONE]

The mob offers her a large sum of money to kill Batman, but when experienced hit man Edith Green accepts a better deal from the Joker, she finds herself in a downward spiral of madness and chaos. The scary part? She's enjoying herself.

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.

Joker is an agent of chaos; he's a man of simple tastes. Allegra Von is a seductive professional criminal , and she likes Joker just the way he is. When these two do business, Gotham may be getting more trouble than for what they bargained. A story in which 'house' has never been played before. Joker/OC. M for language, and smut. (sequel:Lions slaughtered by lambs)

Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]