The most important things to remember:
I will confront you,
I will correct you,
I will criticize you,
and if you stick with me after all that,
I might actually like you, too.

I'm cynical, but optimistic.
A feminist, but misogynistic.
Politically aware, but don't really give a damn.
Stubborn, but modest.
Tired, but I can't go to sleep.
My name is Sam, what's yours?

I'm very friendly most of the time, but I believe in the "give some to get some" philosophy. I both love and hate humanity, and I'd love an opportunity to get to know you. A lot of people like me, but don't take that statement as arrogance. I'm often quite comfortable with myself and I feel that my self-assurance is a big reason why folks dig me. Just don't call me a lesbian, a Nazi, or "Squirt," and we'll get along just fine.

Any other questions, you know where to find me: cowering in the corner with a book.