Hi there! My name is Lilith Jae. Well, it's a pen name anyway. My mom forbids my posting using my own name. My native language is English, but I do make mistakes, quite often at that 0_-.

I found these random quizzes/poems/etc while looking at other profiles.I did not make any so far, just copied and pasted. I know there's a lot, but bear with me. I like everything I see, if it has words.

Please, anyone who's read my stories will understand, PLEASE oh PLEASE vote on my poll. I'm running out of pairing ideas. My sincerest apologies for not putting up the poll sooner. I didn't notice the small button which says 'Do you wish to display this poll on your profile page?' at the very top.

Disclaimer: The poems/quizzes/quotes or whatever do not belong to me. Only the answers for the character quizzes and personal opinions do, mainly because no one else knows what I'm thinking, I mean who in this world has real telepathy? 0_-

I am writing fanfictions for the fun of it and to expand my vocabulary. I like Japanese and will be inserting phrases into certain' fanfictions. That's it.

Kay, so here's a little something about me.

Name : Lilith Jae, duh. Not telling anyone else who doesn't know me personally.

Age : Again, if you don't know me, unless I reveal it personally, I'm not telling.

Birthday : My birthday is on the 16th. I'll leave you to guess which month.

Favourite Series/Books : Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Hush Hush, a couple more but I've forgotten what they series' names are called.

Favourite Anime/Manga/Cartoons : Meitantei Conan, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon, Ruruoni Kenshin (Samurai X), Class Of The Titans, My Little Pony, Angel's Friends, Digimon Data Squad, W.I.T.C.H., Kim Possible,Winx Club, Young Justice, TMNT.

Sub-opinion: So I'm a Pegasister and like cartoons, got a problem with that?

Quote I like : Make new friends but keep the old; For one is silver and the other gold.

Favourite Artistes/Actors/Singers : Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, ABBA, Cascada, Evanesence, Selena Gomez, Inori, Aiuchi Rina, Kuraki Mai and Avril Lavigne

Hobbies : Reading, watching television, writing fanfictions, watching YouTube, surfing the net, singing.

Fandoms I am a part of: I am a Potterhead, a demigod, Artemis Fowl fan, Detective Conan fan, a magician, a Hush, Hush fan, Divergent, Gallagher girl, Overlander and especially, an Otaku!

Beta Reader : I have just registered, if that's what it's called, my Beta account. If you have a story that needs 'beta'ing, send a request. With detailed instructions on how the heck you 'betaread' a story please. (24/3/13)

Prophecy for Percy Jackson: Chaos' Apprentice, Now and Forever :-

When terrors befall the camp of halfs,

Rise or fall, the evil still laughs,

The Lost one, the Left one, the Betrayed returns,

The feeling of betrayal the Betrayer learns,

The Hunter's, the Guardian's, the Maiden's past,

Will pose sadness to their kin of last,

When all past heroes reunite as one,

The evil's doing shall be undone.

Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.

My name is Tiffany
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

-Month One-

Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.

-Month Two-

Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

-Month Three-

You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.

-Month Four-

Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

-Month Five-

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

-Month Six-

I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!

-Month Seven-

Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?

Every abortion is just..

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm Black, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you love your mom, you'll read this.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

Girl Comebacks!!!!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Today all your dreams will come true!
Woman: So you'll finally commit suicide?

Man: "All women belong in the kitchen!"

Woman: "Oh they do huh? That's exactly why most women live longer than men... The kitchen? It's where the knives are."

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Flying is not inherently dangerous - crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

You Know You're a Book Addict If: (Bold= Yes)

-You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

-Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

-You write fanfictions about the book.

-You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

-You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

-Everything reminds you of the book.

-You quote random lines all the time.

-You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

-You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character would do to escape the class.

-You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Don't have an iPod)

-You've got a book memorized. (More then 20 actually,but who's counting?)

-You've read a book more than five times.

-You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.(More like two hours, no distractions)

-You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

-You've plotted to murder a character and steal his/her boyfriend/girlfriend.

-You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

-You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

-Most of the things you lose wind up in the library.

-Even the library checkout ladies know you by your first and last name. (The teachers sure do)

-The librarian and the library check out ladies know all of your friends, even the ones who never come into the library!

-You (and possibly your friends) are the librarian's favorite (Well duh! I am a librarian ;P)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Actually, I just don't like the sun)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (it is fun though. . .)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Don't mean to brag)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (No idea what those two are)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blnd blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone (Does a little sixth sense count?)
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an atheist.

Boys (NO offence guys, it's my creation)

You haven't a single idea,

Of what Girls go through,

So we'll first make it clear,

There's more in our minds than 'ooh'.

Why cheat, just leave,

Because that's better, right?

In the eyes of the gender Eve,

Revenge is just another form of spite.

Boys are, in general,

Mostly in PJ Artemis' eyes,

Just a common animal,

That likes to spread out lies.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

95% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building. Paste this on your profile if your one of the 5% who would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn and yell, "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs.

List down twelve characters from any show/series/anime at random and answer the following questions. ALL characters must be from the same show/series/anime. (Detective Conan/Case Closed)

1. Kudo Shinichi

2. Mauri Ran

3. Kudo Yuusaku

4. Kudo Yukiko

5. Mauri Kogorou

6. Kisaki Eri

7. Kojima Genta

8. Tsuburaya Mitsuhiko

9. Yoshida Ayumi

10. Haibara Ai

11. Toyama Kazuha

12. Hattori Heiji

Questions:

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

A: Eri/Kazuha? Definitely haven't. Not really, I don't want to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

A: Yukiko's beautiful, I can't say hot, coz I don't know what hot is.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

A: That's scientifically impossible. And I refuse to think about it further.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

A: Yep, though it's a couple-fic.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

A: Ran and Eri? Who'd pair up a mother and daughter? They'd have to be crazy cuckoo.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

A: Kogorou wouldn't go with either as mentally, one is ten years and the other twenty years younger than him. Physically, they're both twenty years younger, so if I were forced to choose, I'd put him up with Ai. He shouldn't be with either coz, well, he'd have to be a pedophile.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

A: Genta would be scarred for life coz Shinichi and Kazuha'd kill their girlfriend/boyfriend first in front of him.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

A: It was terrible, not knowing where their loved one was. Haibara decides to comfort the one whom she hopes will one day accept her as his daughter-in-law. A hurt/comfort fic. (No way am I pairing these two beyond family ties)

9. Is there anything such as One/Eight fluff?

A: NO WAY IN HEAVEN!!! Is SOMEONE implying that Mitsuhiko and Shinichi are GAY?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort.

A: Hmm, Genta and Heiji eh? Let's try for "Boy's Night Out Turned Sour" LOLZ

11. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

A: Ran/Yukiko/Kogorou... Hmm, would anyone in their right minds pair up hopefully future-in-laws???

12. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A: Could It Be-Christy Carlson Romano

13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fan fiction, what would the warning be?

A: WARNING!!! The one who created this question has definitely lost their minds and should be sent straight to the nearest mental hospital. Or rather, WARNING !!! Major pedophility may occur!

14. When was the last time you read a fan fiction about Five?

A: Hmm, I don't recall having ever read any.

15. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief and unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Shinichi and Genta are in a happy relationship (WTH) until Ayumi runs off with Genta (Ah, much better). Shinichi, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Kazuha and a brief and unhappy affair with Heiji (Well duh, if I got my way that affair would be a full out brawl), then follows the wise advice of Kogorou (Heaven help me, Kogorou is giving out advice) and finds true love with Yuusaku (Duh, it's his father).

16. What title would you give this fan fiction?

(5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7) confessed his/her true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Title: Beware Of Gays and Lesbians

Kogorou, Yukiko, Genta, Shinichi and Yuusaku are playing Truth or Dare. Kogorou asks Genta, and Genta says Truth. Kogorou asks who Genta loves, and genta confessed his love with Yukiko. Yukiko does not share the feeling, and is in fact in a secret relationship with Yuusaku. Genta is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Shinichi while Yuusaku and Yukiko run into the sunset together. However, Kogorou is secretly in love with Shinichi, and becomes so jealous of Genta, who, after the comfort from Shinichi becomes in a relationship with Shinichi, and so Kogorou decide to murder Genta, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Ai and is sent to prison, allowing Shinichi and Genta to continue their relationship.

(My thoughts on the matter are, Genta should be replaced by Ai,Yuusaku and Yukiko should switch numbers, and whomsoever decided to pair up Shinichi with Genta has gone completely bonkers!!! Just saying, of course)

List down twelve characters from any show/series/anime at random and answer the following questions. ALL characters must be from the same show/series/anime. (Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus)

1. Percy Jackson

2. Annabeth Chase

3. Grover Underwood

4. Clarisse la Rue

5. Luke Castellan

6. Katie Gardner

7. Chiron

8. Athena

9. Jason Grace

10. Piper Mclean

11. Poseidon

12. Reyna

I only put the full names of which I know.

Questions:

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

A: Katie/Poseidon? Nope. Never.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

A: Nope. She's too mean to be hot. (Psst, Don't tell her I said that, she'll kill me!)

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

A: I don't know how the whole "child of thought" works, and therefore I refuse to comment. (My brother said though, there will probably be a catastrophe.)

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?

A: Yes, yes I do.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

A: Annabeth and Katie are more like sisters than lovers, so NO is my answer.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

A: Luke/Jason or Luke/Piper? What do you think? Definitely neither, coz Jason belongs with Piper.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

A: Making up maybe, just maybe Chiron would appreciate it. But if Chiron saw them making out..., He'd probably send both to Mr. D to be de-maddened (is this even a word?).

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

A: When Juniper disappears after the fight with Gaia and Jason leaves Piper to return to Camp Jupiter, Grover and Piper learn to find love again, in each other, with major consequences.

9. Is there anything such as One/Eight fluff?

A: Nopity, nopity, NOPE! Athena hates Poseidon and surely Percy won't have the guts to date his girlfriend's mother/his cousin.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort.

A: "When Two Become One" (two camps, of course)

11. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

A: Annabeth/Clarisse/Luke. I don't think so, they'll have to feel my wrath first.

12. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A: If We Ever Meet Again, because most half-bloods who disappear often never return.

13. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fan fiction, what would the warning be?

A: Percy/Katie/Reyna. Hmm, WARNING!!! Violence, harem and cussing may occur. Not suitable for anyone below 16!

14. When was the last time you read a fan fiction about Five?

A: Luke? Maybe sometime last week? I read so many it's hard to keep track. Oh well...

15. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief and unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

A: Percy and Chiron are in a happy relationship until Jason runs off with Chiron (Oh Zeus! Or should that be Jupiter? whatever it is, OMGs). Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Poseidon (AAH! Incest!!!), then follows the wise advice of Luke and finds true love with Grover. (Hmm, let's see, since when is Luke wise in anyway? Grover already has JUNIPER, you IDIOT PERCY!!!)

16. What title would you give this fan fiction?

(5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7) confessed his/her true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Luke, Clarisse, Chiron, Percy and Grover are playing truth or Dare. Luke asks Chiron, and Chiron says Truth. Luke asks who Chiron loves, and Chiron confessed his true love with Clarisse. Clarisse does not share his feelings, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Grover. Chiron is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Percy while Grover and Clarisse run into the sunset together. However, Luke is secretly in love with Percy, and becomes jealous of Chiron, who, after the comfort from Percy, becomes in a relationship with Percy, and so Luke decides to murder Chiron, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Piper and is sent to prison, allowing Percy and Chiron to continue their relationship.

Hmm, I think I'll entitle it "Truth or Dare with Boys and Tomboys, And Its Consequences" You can't sue me, this is my interpretation.

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.

The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:

Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.

Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.

Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.

Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.

Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.

Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.

Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends.

Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.

And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.

You Know You're Obsessed When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There's a thunderstorm going on and you scream, "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!"

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (Truth is, I think of it the other way around)

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, "Hi Athena!"

You're in a running/swimming race and you're praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family (I'm trying to get anyone who shares a PJO or Detective Conan obsession but am failing miserably ,-_-)

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn't The Princess Andromeda…

You're on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You're in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em's and say you're camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he's dumb and violent you know!). Me: Don't kill me Ares! NNOOOOO!!!!

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??!!!

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go

So all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!

AN ADDITION TO THAT POEM:

I promise to remember The Stolls
whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone going against the odds.

PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

"You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else." -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero

"That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt." -Percy, The Demigod Files

"It's great when you're a celebrity to squids." -Percy, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

"I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket!" -Jason, The Lost Hero

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned.

You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.

And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,

You shall find what you seek and make it your own,

But despair for your life entombed within stone,

And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,

One shall be lost in the land without rain,

The bane of Olympus shows the trail,

Campers and Hunters combined prevail,

The titan's curse must one withstand,

And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,

The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.

You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,

The child of Athena's final stand.

Destroy with the hero's last breath,

And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds.

And see the world in endless sleep,

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice shall end his days.

Olympus to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.

To storm or fire, the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.

The Lost Hero Prophecy :

Child of lightning, beware the earth,

The giants' revenge the seven shall birth,

The forge and dove shall break the cage,

And death unleash through Hera's rage.

The Son Of Neptune Prophecy : (Or what's available anyway)

To the north, beyond the gods, lies the legion's crown.

Falling from ice, the son of Neptune shall drown.

The Mark Of Athena Prophecy :

Wisdom’s daughter walks alone,

The Mark of Athena burns through Rome.

Twins snuff out the angel's breath,

Who holds the key to endless death.

Giants' bane stands gold and pale,

Won through pain from a woven jail.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

The archery range. I love shooting stuff! Not very good aim... but I like shooting stuff.

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Don't think me strange *glare at readers* Connor

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Piper Mclean

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Excuse me, I don't hate, only dislike. But if you insist, Drew Tanaka

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

The Battle of The Labyrinth (PJatO) The Mark of Athena (HoO)

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Um, I dunno, maybe the MAIN character?

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

God - Dionysus

Goddess - Athena

Hey, I don't dislike Percy. I just... kind like reading about him braving every element of every challenge set.. for.. h-him

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Think: OMGs! Percy exists, which means demigods exist, Greek gods are real, my friends were wrong, I haven't been embarassing myself inside by praying to the Greek gods before every exam, I'm not going crazy, my brother is both whacked and crazy, etc etc etc (I could go on forever...)

Say : Um, HI! I'm Lilith, daughter of Athena, your girlfriend's sister, I really admire you and what you've done and I would like to be your best friend someday. (Say this really fast, like in 5 seconds)

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Um, I'd take Chiron. He deserves to have some time off. Though, he probably will refuse and I'll end up taking Clarisse.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Piper. Her mom can follow and find anyone in love, and she has the cornucopia

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

If this is about me mowing over those flowers in Demeter's garden, I'm sorry, okay. If not, I hope that repopulate means refill with flowers and the nymphs, not the human reproductive system-related.

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

PERCABETH Forever!!! And a side of Jasper/Pason; Frazel; Caleo; PoseidonXSally and Charlina (May they find true happiness in Elysium)

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

I am running for my life because the Gods suspect me of betraying them... Nah Hades is 'it' and Zeus, Poseidon and I are running to avoid being caught. Athena is watching me critically.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Capture the flag after the campfire, followed by a little time alone on the beach

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

MoA Spoilers !!!

' "And this is Annabeth," Jason said. "Uh, normally she doesn't judo-flip people." '

Followed by ' "I only attack my boyfriend like that," she promised. "Pleased to meet you." '

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

MoA Spoilers !!!

' "On the bright side," Percy said, "both Jason and I outrank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up."

Octavian turned as purple as a Roman T-shirt. Jason gave Percy a fist bump. '

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

When he and Percy 'meet' in the Son of Neptune, and he denies knowing Percy. When Percy regains his memory, Nico was about to become a goner

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

God : When Mars gives a prophecy in SoN. Two lines that don't even rhyme.

Goddess : When Hestia invites Percy to eat

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

When he passes out half-way though his promotion and gift from the gods for saving Olympus and starts grovelling.

20. Favorite Random Moment?

MoA Spoilers !!!

' Frank swallowed a bite of burrito like it had turned to cardboard. "So if we go there..."

"We'll be outlaws as well as traitors," Jason confirmed. "Any Roman demigod would have the right to kill us on sight. But I wouldn't worry about that. If we get across the Atlantic, they'll give up on chasing us. They'll assume that we'll die in the Mediterranean - the Mare Mostrum."

Percy pointed his pizza slice at Jason. "You sir, are a ray of sunshine."

Jason didn't argue. The other demigods stared at their plates, except for Percy, who continued to enjoy his pizza. Where he put all that food, Piper didn't know. The guy could eat like a satyr. '

10 ways to know that you are obsessed with fanfiction

1. You have conversations with friends through PMs

2. You have ideas for 10 different fanfics at once

3. Your conversations with friends are often about the ideas you have for fanfics and some awesome fanfics you've read

4. You check for PMs more often than you check for emails online

5. You often act out scenes from your fanfics

6. Instead of daydreaming, you think about what you're going to put in your fanfics

7. Your writing skill isn't defined by what your English teacher says, it's defined by what people think of your fanfics.

8. You get overexcited when you get a review

9. You're constantly checking to see if your favorite fanfics have been updated

10. You check the profile of everyone who has ever favorited, followed, or commented on you or your stories

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree with at least three of these.

I am not a PM person, but I do check my email several times a day! I've bolded the ones I totally agree with.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright

Copy and paste if you sometimes feel invisible so you go on Fan fiction to be heard.

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!

You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!

You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!

You say Jacob, I say NICO!

You say Jasper, I say LUKE!

You say Alice, I say THALIA!

You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!

You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!

You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!

You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!

You say Esme, I say ZOE!

You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!

You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

You say vampires, I say WIZARDS!

You say Rob Pattinson, I say DANIEL RADCLIFFE

You say Bella and Edward, I say HARRY AND GINNY!

You say Team Edward, I say TEAM HARRY!

You say Bella, I say GINNY!

You say Jacob, I say RON

You say Jasper, I say CHARLIE!

You say Alice, I say HERMIONE

You say Rosalie, I say MCGONAGALL!

You say the wolf pack, I say FRED AND GEORGE

You say Emmett, I say LEE JORDAN!

You say Carlisle, I say DUMBLEDORE!

You say Esme, I say MOLLY WEASLEY

You say Forks, I say HOGWARTS!

You say Twilight, I say...HARRY POTTER FOREVER!!!

(FYI: This was adapted from the PJO version above. I do not know anything about Twilight beyond Edward marrying Bella, Renesme as their daughter, and Jacob being dumped.)

In Remembrance of the ones who died in Harry Potter:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, for his Lily may he have been forgiven in the end,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans; a truly free elf may he rest in peace!

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
But an awesome warewolf too,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good, leaving behind the second mauraders son,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us, Who's betrayal we can all understand,
But who actually turned out to be a great guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring in the night sky.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattinson are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors!

I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to hel.p The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up. Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Oopsie, too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (No, it will be cold. When you put it in the freezer it will be hot. *Raises eyebrow sarcastically)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (No comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Hmm, now how do I get my four year-old brother to learn about driving and machinery?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Dude, what else is there?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Well duh! What else could it contain? Saints?)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (Because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And how do you use regular soap? I'm really interested to know...)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Aww, so knives always end up in children?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (We ain't two, ya know. Wait two year-olds can't read yet...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh man, what a waste of my money!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”. (What did you think they would be harmful to? Spiders?)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (Should have said that earlier in the manual people)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (If we knew how to operate the VCR already, the video will be freaking useless won't it?)

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (What else is it supposed to do? Season my fries?)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (Yeah that helps me soooo much)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good on toast!)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (What if I throw it at my cats?)

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh... KIDS, OUT OF THE DISHWASHER!)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do..)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (Really? No wonder it cut through my chicken like butter after sharpening!)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (No, it protects the tree from getting bruises when I collide...)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then what am I supposed to do with it?)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah. So it's like a 50% chance, then?)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (So that's why I keep getting shocked in the mouth...)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile!

Songs To Symbolize My Life

Opening Credits: Who Says-Selena Gomez

Waking Up: Manic Monday-The Bangles

First Day At School: Mean-Taylor Swift

Bored in school: The Respiratory system (Live While We're Young Parody)

Making Your New Best Friend: Start of Something New-HSM

Falling In Love: Love Story-Taylor Swift

Breaking Up: I Knew You Were Trouble/We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together-Taylor Swift

Prom: Could It Be-Christy Carlson Romano (KP fans, You definitely ought to know this song)

Graduation: Party In The U.S.A.-Miley Cyrus

Life's Okay: Say OK-Vanessa Hudgens

Death of a Close Friend: Angel Of Darkness-Alex C. and Yasmin K.

Mental Breakdown: Return To The Sea-Mermaid Melody

Driving: Take Me Home, Country Road-John Denver

Flashback: Back To December-Taylor Swift

Getting Back Together: Naturally-Selena Gomez

Birth of Child: Constant As The Stars Above-Jessica Brown

Wedding scene: I Can't Stop My Love For You-Aiuchi Rina (So I like Japanese music, what can you do?)

Car Accident: I Need A Doctor-Dr. Dre , Skylar Grey and Eminem

Final Battle: Set Fire To The Rain-Adele

Death Scene: Someone Like You-Adele

Funeral song: In My Daughter's Eyes-Martina McBride

End Credits: You Raise Me Up-Lena Park

I know, these songs are mostly out of date, but what can I say? I'm an out-of-date person.

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. (Nah, a good kick is enough)
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone. (Really? I didn't know that)
You think you have what it takes to run for President
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
You are hydrophobiac

2/10-Never been on a plane since I was six months old

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis. (The local pool is too far away, unfortunately)
You swim professionally. (Nope, can't)
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac

3/10- Not a water person

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing. (not so much the dark)
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music. (not angry)
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked. (Don't have enough in my house for all of us)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.

7/10 - Always been antisocial *shrugs*

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

3/10 -Not a nature person, I'm afraid

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person. (Only when I'm mad...)
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war. (My brother reads about ancient war)
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management issues (Also, only when I'm really ticked off)
You never back away from a fight
Everyone does what you say. (Well, yeah. They're supposed to. I am a committee member of my library, well the one I am picked for, anyway)
You don’t always think before you do something.

1/10 - I'm not usually violent.

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. (No kidding,I have duties there.)
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (Birthday, actually, but who cares, presents are presents)
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. (Not at all. History's my worst subject so far)
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. (Actually, I have but my score was relatively higher than the rest of my form)

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (My school don't do national politics. I get the school politics anyway.)
You think it would be better if you were the President. (Heck, I thought being the afternoon session head of the library last year was pressure enough as it is.)
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

8/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing. (can't tell actually)
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (Take that number, subtract one. That's how many I do play, well that I know how to play, anyway)
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card. (don't take art as a subject)
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

4/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

4/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools. (I certainly do, I could break them if you gave me a few minutes)
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. (I'm the worst, I mean who can mess up the easiest job in class? Sawing, I mean)
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.

1/10 -

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

4/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.

1/10

Well duh I'm a child of Athena, I value wisdom over all others, though I never realized how Hades-like I am.

Girl/Boy sides

(Put a X in front of the ones that fit you)

BOY SIDES

( ) You love hoodies.

( ) You love jeans.

(X) Dogs are better than cats.

(X) It's hilarious when people get hurt.

( ) You've played with/against boys on a team.

( ) Shopping is torture.

( ) Sad movies suck.

(X) You own/ed an X-Box or ps/psp (PS1, years ago)

( )You played with Hotwheels cars as a kid

( ) At some point in your life, you wanted to be a firefighter

( ) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

(X) You used to be obsessed with Power rangers.

(X) You watch sports on TV.

( ) Gory movies are cool.

(X) You go to your dad for advice.

( ) You own like a trillion baseball caps.

( ) You like going to high school football games.

( ) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

(X) Baggy pants are cool to wear. (comfortable and useful too :D)

(X) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

( ) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

(x) You love to go crazy and not care what other people think

( ) Sports are fun

( ) Talk with food in your mouth.

(X) Sleep with your socks on at night (only once in a while)

GIRL SIDE

( ) You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (not chapstick, but lip balm, yes)

(X) You love to shop. (for books!)

( ) You wear eyeliner. (never before)

(X) You wear the color pink

(X) Go to your mum for advice.

( ) You consider cheerleading a sport

(X) You hate wearing the colour black. (yep, it's hot and looks gloomy)

( ) You like hanging out at the mall.

( ) You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

(X) You like wearing jewelry. (do religious items count?)

(X) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I wear 'em everyday.)

( ) Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

( ) You don't like the movie Star Wars. (My dad used to watch them with me)

( ) You were in gymnastics/dance. (nope X) )

(X) It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up (only all together)

(X) You smile a lot more than you should.

( ) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

( ) You care about what you look like.

(X) You like wearing dresses when you can.

( ) You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

(X) You love the movies.

(X) Used to play with dolls as little kid.

(X) Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

( ) Like being the star of every thing. (honestly, I don't really, at least not directly)

Girl VS Boy

12 : 10

Well, I am female, after all. Just not a stereotype. XD

I pledge myself to the goddess Artemis

I turn my back on the company of men

Accept eternal maidenhood

And join the hunt.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you complain that your feet are cold, so your mom tells u to put on socks, but u never do just for the sake of being stubborn, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a loner/goth/emo/freak/punk/weird person, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If for all of HP and the DH you were wondering 'So where's Crookshanks...?', copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profileIf you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, azuashihiko, AngelAndAnime, TheLighteningTheifRocks, HAWTgeek, percyxannabeth18770, 78meg9, no-percabeth-is-no-life, mkc120, The Goddess of Myths, Goddess of the Dark Flame, Lilith Jae.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, Twitter, etc, or talking to a boyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with fiction writing , who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account

Artemis Fowl Acronyms ( This is an exception because I took the time to write this myself. I don't mind people copy-and-pasting, but I would like a credit, if this ever comes to mind. Thank You)

Artemis Fowl. Criminal mastermind and protagonist of the series. Ironically dies at end of

Russia. Where Artemis Fowl the second rescued his father, Artemis Fowl Senior

Turnball Root. Commander Root's brother who plotted to restore youth to his human wife.

Eoin Colfer. The amazing author of the Artemis Fowl series.

Mulch Diggums. A dwarf who often helps Artemis and Captain Holly Short in their various adventures.

Imp. A form which demons have before warping. No. 1 was an imp, but he became a warlock instead of a demon.

Short. Captain Holly Short is the first female captain in LEPrecon. In the series, she is a possible love interest for Artemis.

Foaly. Foaly is the technical consultant for LEPrecon. A true genius, rivaled only slightly by Opal Koboi.

Opal Koboi. A power-crazed pixie, introduced in The Arctic Incident as the main antogonist with an IQ of over 300. Also Artemis Fowl's arch nemesis.

Weinstein. Producer Harvey Weinstein is working with Disney to produce a film adaptation of Artemis Fowl. (*crosses fingers*)

Last Guardian. An absolutely wonderful end to a wonderful series.

Below are the stories.

1. Detective Conan Episode 189 Alternate Universe (Finished)

2. Percy Jackson: Chaos' Apprentice, Now and Forever (In-progress) (on hiatus)

3. Detective Conan: The Desperate Revival Episode 190-193 Alternate Universe (Sequel for Detective Conan Episode 189 Alternate Universe) (on hiatus)

4. Tainted (In-progress) (on hiatus)

5. Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian Alternate Ending (One-Shot, Complete)

6. Even If I Die (One-Shot, Complete)

7. Simply A One-Shot (One-Shot, duh, Complete)

8. One Dark Day (Poem Fic)

Right now there are 3 ongoing out of 7 stories. More on the way, hopefully. (Updated 22nd October 2014)