花笑み [hana emi] = a term that represents a smile as beautiful when flowers bloom. a "flowery expression"

Hello, random stranger, I'm Zebralily999! I love writing fan-fiction, and my favorite subject is the 2012 version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but I write about other franchises, too.

My favorite stories I have written are "Confusion", "Across the Multi-verse: Turtles Forever 2" and "Michelangelo's Late Night Idea". Most of my earlier stories I can barely stand reading, but I try to make everything I write as good as I possibly can. I believe I thrive in writing one-shots and short stories, where I have less pressure to crank out tons of chapters and can just focus on making the story as good as possible. Quality over quantity. Also, I usually get bored with a long story halfway through writing it, so it's better for me to stick to shorter stories unless I'm really dedicated or have a great vision for a long story..

I love writing for TMNT because of the great characters and the complex story-lines, but someday I plan on finishing my Gravity Falls and Club Penguin stories. Those things are just not nearly as fun to write for. :P

The only things I hate about writing is starting the story and staying on task. I never know what word should come first and where to start the story, what should be happening in the first paragraph to intrigue readers. And whenever I set out to write a one-shot, it becomes a very LONG one-shot. I just can't stop myself from adding lots of detail and plot points, as well as intricately high-lighting events. Still, I am usually very proud of my finished works and the mostly positive reviews from readers make me happy and want to write more.

Another thing you don't care about. My favorite Fan-fiction stories are "My Mr Turtle" by Andrea O'Down, "Nightmares and Dreamscapes" by Chevy Nova, "So much for the smart one" by Storm Arashi, "My Tribute to March 30" by Malluchan, "Turtle Pie" by Donnie's Kunoichi, "Texts from my Stranger" by EgyptsBlackRose, "TMNT Late Night Convos" by Melty94, "MultiDonity" by Donnie-o, "Texting for the First Time" by MeHihihihihihihi, and "Trick-or-Treat!" by StormyNight108 , in the subject of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or just Ninja Turtles.

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile.

99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber and One Direction on top of a skyscraper, holding hands, and about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.

I'm sorry if you like my first Fanfiction story, "Turtles in School" because I'm never going to finish it and I deleted it. It was embarrassingly stupid. But feel free to read my other stories, which I promise to finish. By the way, my story "Michelangelo's Late Night Idea" is a one-shot only and probably won't be added to unless I get really bored one day. So I suggest not adding it to your story alerts, because nothing will probably ever happen to it again, even though I do love it. It just doesn't need another chapter. I just put this in here because a lot of people have been adding it to their story alerts.

Favorite characters

Harry Potter series: Luna Lovegood

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Donatello and Leonardo (but I like all of the turtles almost equally)

Teen Titans: Robin

Gravity Falls: Dipper

Charlie Brown: Snoopy

Mario: Yoshi and Bowser Jr.

Wreck-it Ralph: Fix-it Felix Jr.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow

Pokémon: James

Kane Chronicles (my second favorite book series): Carter and Anubis

Savvy (my third favorite book series): Rocket Beaumont

And now, a few words of wisdom

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! xD

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

- Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

- I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

1.Do not introduce self as role-playing character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note.

Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Darn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. OO

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gum-nut tree!"

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch the leprechaun

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attach fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

And that is all. Thanks for reading my profile. But didn't you have something better to do?