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Joined 02-16-13, id: 4548161, Profile Updated: 08-10-13

I lives in Ameeerica! And weep for our educational system all the same...

Appearance: You don't need to know. (hm?)

Personality: Often lazy, bored, quiet (I don't make friends well), artistic (devientART account is cavemanpony) (self promotion, how sad...), and i like to think of myself as a strategist. And occasionally a bitch. [Oh and i can't spell for shit but i assume that's an educational thing, anyway...EXPECT TYPOS]

Beliefs: 1] Christian, so don't say notin' 'bout it and expect to get away. 2] I don't think it is humanely possible for me to write lemons without constantly laughing or...well...blushing...and letting myself live with it. NOT POSSIBLE (what if me English teachers were to find this?! I would die from embarrassment that's what would happen.). So I probably won't write too much rated M fanfiction. And if I do, it'll be gore and not lemony.

TV SHOWS: Doctor Who, Robot Chicken (though I don't get most of the jokes...), South Park (sometimes they cross the line though), Tosh.0 (again, line gets crossed), and bit of The Boondocks and Black Dynamite (the line remember?)

BOOKS: (Manga included): Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler), Tiger's Curse series (and i didn't think i'd like romance novels, but then there's the TIGERS), the Gone series, The Sight, Fell, The Firebringer (one with the deer), and The Firebringer series (the one with the incredible badass unicorns).

[And they want me to read nonfiction]

ANIME: Black Butler, Wolf's Rain, Hetalia: Axis Powers, and Darker Than Black. (I plan on making that list longer...sometime)

ART: as long as its good, makes me think, and has animals in it.

MUSIC: Swedish House Mafia, Zedd, Passion Pit, and remixed Dance/House/Electronica stuff. A bit of David Guetta and Calvin Harris too. Why can't more Americans make good music in this genre?

Then I like some (very little) rap/hip hop. I don't know why though... Oh, and the Lonely Island.

I'll write Fanfictions based on all that per request or on my own. (all you have to do is ask)

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Of Passion and Perversion by witchkid reviews
Cassie, the romantic, and Ophelia, the pervert. Both were pretty normal college students until the Black Butler world sucked them in like a vacuum. Will the two be able to resist temptations or will they have to choose between one world and another? Prepare for humor, adventure, perversion, romance, and quite a few face palms. Mature Teen. ***discontinued***
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,269 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Undertaker, OC] Sebastian M.
One Devil of a Cat by Sakuchi-san reviews
Sebastian finds the most adorable cat in an alleyway on a day in London. Taking him home against Ciel's wishes he ends up keeping the cat in the Phantomhive Manor. The cat gets along with him perfectly...but everyone else is a different story. It only attacks when Sebastian isn't around. Ciel needs help getting rid of it but he's getting the wrong help.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M., Prince Soma - Complete
Trying Too Hard by Latez reviews
Lawrence, Lloyd and Arden are TRIHARD; a rising out-of-the-norm all male singing group from America. When the group receives a mysterious letter that proposes a challenge, they will take extreme action to find out the sender. But as they say, "With every action comes consequence." STARISH, QUARTET NIGHT, and HEAVENS better watch themselves. Rated M for excessive language, no lemons
Uta no Prince-sama - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Haruka N.
The Most Interesting by Aservis Roturier reviews
Remember those Dos Equis commercials?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Breaking Destiny by Nirah reviews
The prophecy was clear. The Doctor's song would end that day. But the Master didn't know that, and even if he had, he had never been one to follow rules anyway. Now with his body breaking down from his sabotaged ressurection, he has to co-operate with the Doctor in order to stay alive. And with the drumming silenced, he realizes he must regain his old friend's trust.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 290,255 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Sinkin' Ship feat Sebastian Michaelis by starsinjars reviews
-Spoilers for Ship Voyage Arc- Ciel wants everyone off the Titan- the Campania! and expresses it in song form. Featuring Sebastian Michaelis, because he's one hell of a butler like that. Parody of "I'm On a Boat" by The Lonely Island.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Well, This Is Awkward by GlitterTech reviews
Written in response to all those stories where Ciel quite suddenly turns gay for Sebastian. Includes prancing Sebastian, blushing Ciel, Alois getting his hair ripped out, etcetera.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Jizz in Claude's Pants by Rennes reviews
A song in Claude's POV about how he is attracted to everyone. Parody lyrics to Lonely Island's 'Jizz in My Pants'.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Claude F. - Complete
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