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Secrets Are Walls That Keep Us Alone by
procrastin8or951 reviews
What ever happened to Sirius Black, infamous Marauder? Everything in his life is going wrong: his grades slip, his abuse from his parents is no longer a secret. His friends know he's sick, but they can't stop him. Anorexia is all he has left. MWPP Trigger warnings for anorexia, bulimia, EDNOS, and abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 117,603 - Reviews: 999 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by
Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Siriusly Random by
goatsandboats reviews
A story of random stuff that happens to Sirius Black, along with his companion, James Potter, at school. It includes: A Phantom, some people from Lost, muggle games, and lots more! Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Sirius B.
Something in the Pumpkin Juice by
Forsaken Elf reviews
All of Hogwarts is permanently brain damaged from insane house elves' tea. Emo poems, Mary sues, fireworks, marriage and lol ensues. [ femslash & slash ]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,582 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Bedlamite by
Semika reviews
First let’s pretend Harry is sent to Azkaban. Now let’s pretend he doesn’t like it much. Then let’s pretend the ministry says OOPS and releases him. But finally, let’s pretend Harry does not easily forgive and forget. Dear wizarding world… this means war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,104 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter & the Really Awesome Fanfiction Story by
Holl-e-wood reviews
oneshot humor. Join Harry and Co. in a wild romp of a story that was written in the best tradition of the random humor that introduced me to HP fanfic in the first place. Guaranteed to earn at least a smirk, even if it is at the author's expense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
In The Shadows by
FakeDoll reviews
CRACK!Fic. It's Dumbledore's birthday, and he's having a party in the Great Hall. For some unexplained reason, the entertainment is Sirius Black, who is supposed to be dead. Not supposed to make sense...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mystical Bubbles of Truth2 by
Caitlin-and-Emily reviews
REVISED! Come for the adventure, stay for the sexual tension. Parody of the 4th movie... not book...movie! Enjoy! R&R. Parce que we love you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
The Bachelor: Hogwarts Style by
same.blue.sky reviews
Do you know how many women Sirius Black has been paired up with in the fan fiction world? A LOT. What happens when he has to go on a reality show and choose one he wants to marry? Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,049 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sirius B., OC
Colossal Comedy of Clichés by
MinervaEvenstar reviews
Parody of several SiriusRemus clichés in the world of fan fiction. I include some JamesLily too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret Chicken Coop by
sheikgoddess reviews
A parody of HP and the chamber of secrets movie, its random, stupid, sus and is meant to offend shippers, storylines and just about everything in the movie. Crudeness and innuendo galore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005
Be Sirius! by
Celestial Summer reviews
Sirius Black's twisted adventures...read at your own risk!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Mushroom by
Chilibob reviews
The Order of the Pheonix decide to save people from mushrooms instead of evil dudes! Heh heh! this should be good...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Sirius B., Albus D.
Siriusly! by
hpaddictedg reviews
Sirius Black is a highly disturbed person. He’s also a highly dead person, as it turns out, but that’s beside the point. Series of vignettes about everyone’s favorite dog-man-person-thing. Chapter 24 up; Sirius reveals a rather disturbing secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Sirius B.
The Sixteen Year Old Hangover Part one by
Thirteen Ravens reviews
BE WARNED This fic is silly, sick, slightly dark and proven hilarious! NINE months before Harry Potter was born, James and Lily threw a nice party. Alcohol. Cosmic Cheesy Party Nibbles. Ice Cream. Then a few Slytherin Gatecrashers dropped by...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,742 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Lobster Files by
Echidne and Jyestha reviews
COMPLETE! Funny, fast paced and finally FINISHED! James Potter discovers Snape's secret passion, Remus and Sirius experiment with Russians and Lily is.... well... just read it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Just Another Marauders Story by
Severity reviews
Poking fun at the cliche Marauder fics. Featuring: Angst!Snape, Travel-through-time-promiscuous!Hermione, Sexy!Sirius, Concience!James, Pimp!Remus, and Cardboard-Cutout!Peter Wo0t! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete