Luna101Thornehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Luna: hello. I am Luna (my real name is Kim but I prefer Luna) and I'm an Aussie. I have brown eyes and short brown/red hair with copper blonde bits in it, but I'm dying it again soon!! I am 15 years old and I love to write. I like Death Note, Naruto, Ghost In The Shell, Black Lagoon, Blood Plus, Princess Princess, Ouran High School Host Club, Code Geass, Bleach, XXXHolic, Witchblade, Moon Phase, Pet Shop of Horrors, Absolute Boyfriend, Loveless and Vampire Knight. I have many favourite yaoi couples but at the moment I like NarutoXItachi, NarutoXSasuke, NarutoXGaara, NarutoXKiba, NarutoXKankuro, NarutoXShika, SasukeXItachi, KankuroXKiba, HidanXKakuza, DeidaraXSasori, NarutoXSasukeXGaara, NearXMatt, LXLight, HunnyXMori and KaoruXHikaru. -smiles slightly- now I would like to introduce you to Rosa and Lily. LJ: what about me? Luna: oh yes and my little sister, LJ. LJ: hi everyone Lily: HI!! Rosa: -nods once- Luna: yeah... oh and just so you know Lily is hyper ALL the time and Rosa is rather rude but she can be nice... which is good, I guess. Sadly you will hardly ever hear from Thorne on my account because she has moved away but I wish her luck in her new home. -smiles sadly- Lily: ok Lily has to tell readers about Lily now. Lily is 15 years old too and Lily loves chocolate chip cookies. Lily has crystal blue eyes and bright blue hair. Lily's natural hair colour is blonde but Lily gets temporary hair dye so Lily can change it every time it fades -keeps rambling on- Luna: . . . .yeah you tend to get use to that -stares at Lily as she continues talking- sort of Rosa: I am 16 years old. I have dark green eyes and black hair. Luna: -nods slightly and smiles at Rosa- thanks for telling us that!! LJ: ok my turn!! Luna: -pushes LJ away- no, you don't get a turn LJ: aww, why not? Luna: ...because I said so! LJ: -pouts- Lily: ...and Lily likes puppies and flowers and bubblegum and ice-cream -keeps going- Rosa: . . . . . Luna: -stares at Lily in disbelief- yeah... it makes you think a lot if she actually breathes while talking. Oh, I hope you guys like my stories and I'm so sorry that I haven't been writing lately but I've been so busy. Well, bye then -waves- LJ: -waves sadly- Lily: -waves excitedly- Rosa: -doesn't pay attention to anything and plays with her voodoo doll- Luna: -shakes head at Lily and Rosa- |
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CHANGING ROOM LOVE by Swanangel15 reviews
If Sasuke finding love in a changing room isn't weird enough, guess who is seme. Bad intro but what the heck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chit Chat by KrimsonGemini reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are chatroom lovers, however they have no clue about it. The ENTIRE village does however, and when one of theor chat sessions is eavedropped upon whole new sides emerge, so does Naruto's Kyuubi however does that spell danger or excitment
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Happens In Tanzaku City by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke and Naruto wake up after a drunken night in Tanzaku City... oh my... what's that on your finger, Uzumaki-san? Or should I say, Uchiha-san? Yaoi, SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,408 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Misinterpretations by Hell Jashin reviews
"You.. You… you little dick!" Hidan screamed, pointing an accusing finger at achi raised an eyebrow in return. "Is there a reason you're insulting my dick?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Why me? by Fanfiction Love 2006 reviews
Sasuke has had feelings for his older brother Itachi for a long time. He is so miserable and depressed because of what he has to suffer through because of this curse. Add a blond haired meddler determined to fix that and you get...one pissed off Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 177 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Master or my lover? by One tailed Shukaku reviews
Naruto is a rare fox pet who is bought by the Uchiha family to be Sasuke's pet. Once Naruto reachs a certain age though things begin to change for him and his master... Sasunaru ItaKyu KakaIru lemons in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,663 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Itachi's Sunshine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto asks one too many questions while chained to a wall. Does he want to know Itachi’s response? ItaNaru, yaoi, lemon, Four-Shot. Starts off with OOC Itachi but changes after the 1st one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Crimson Dripped Darkness by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Konoha, Alaska. 30 days of darkness. Blood obsessed monsters. But one isn't like the others. Naruto befriends him and takes him to their shelter. Was this a mistake? You know damn well it was. Full Summery Inside NarutoXGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,982 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] - Complete
Sasori's Magical Birthday Threesome by RedSand reviews
It's Sasori's birthday, but Deidara didn't get him anything, so what can the blond get his danna? How about a hot threesome with him and Itachi! Sasodei with Itachi, twoshot, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Twister by XcrazyXookamiX reviews
Limeish. Naruto wants to play an innocent game of twister with his boyfriend, Sasuke.... Only it's not so innocent. Naruto wants to use this opportunity to get his revenge on Sasuke for a incident that occured weeks before. How will Sasuke hold up?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Homosexual behavior by Dominate One reviews
Naruto is to study the behavior of homosexuals for a class, what he found out was that he was one all along.SasuNaru COMPLETED. HJ,Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kisame is quite 'distracted' with thoughts of his lover so he calls and invites Itachi to take a break from his office and come join Kisame in his. Delay of paperwork and lovely KisaIta desk yaoi ensues. Graphic Yaoi, KisaxIta Read!/Review?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
How Many Licks? by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto has a craving for a red tootsie pop and Sasuke has the last one in the village. But he isn't giving it up without finding out how many licks it takes to get to the... well... you'll see. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drunken Bites by GreenSkittlesForGaara reviews
NejiGaa. Mild NaruSasu. Based off a picture by Shukaku-chan on DeviantArt. Neji had a bad day and decides to go out and drink with his friends. Gaara joins them and Neji seems to take a liking to him. When he's dragged home, chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Join Us by Balverine reviews
Neji and Gaara get caugt doing something they weren't supposed to be doing in a place they weren't supposed to be doing it in... uh-oh here comes Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Steps to Sex by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Yuujirou has been dodging this question like the plague: When will he and Tooru actually take that next step? And what with Mikoto and Princess duties, it makes it all more complicated... what's a couple to do? TooYuu Sequel to Fleece
Princess Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,979 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Toru K., Yujiro S. - Complete
The School Girl and the Uchiha by HitomiPMS-11 reviews
Naruto has played one too many pranks on a pair of vengeful girls, so when they get their revenge he may get more then he deserves. Yaoi SasuNaru, oneshot, M/M read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loveless or Not by Kasamoti reviews
Neji and Sasuke are Geisha. NaruSasu, GaaNeji, SasoDei, ZabuHaku Disclaimer: Since people are morons. I dont own Naruto. If I did I would have no reasons to write fanfiction!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 37,644 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
I Prefer The Real You by TenshiXXX reviews
Neji performs the Sexy jutsu. Gaara gives his opinion on the technique. Featuring feminine,prettyboy!Neji and Superseme,perverted!Gaara. Don't read if you are teetering on the brink of insanity, because this will push you over the edge. GaaraNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
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A Fight For A Stupid Heart reviews
Sasuke, Kiba and Gaara are all fighting for the affection of a certain blonde ninja but who will win in the end or will the fight ruin every plan they make? NarutoX?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
You'll Be The Death Of Me reviews
Naruto is a 17 year old male prostitute that lives in the worst part of town. To make things worse he is owned by the gang Akatsuki and ends up being lusted after, by their enemies. Will he escape this madness or will it be the death of him? NarutoXGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U.