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Me: Ok, where to start, where to start?

Err: Just give them the business!

Ignignock: Yes, show them the almighty finger of digital rulers from the moon. proceeds to flip of you all off

Me continuing:...T_T

Name:...Why say my name?...chances of meeting you are like, small.

Ignignock: miniscule

Err: pathetically tiny

Igningock: like your 1 digit IQ

Me: Just...just shut up and let me finish. (sigh)

Age: 16

Preference: Straight, but proud supporter of homosexual rghts.

Gender: Male

Err: Thats right, everyone desveres to be nutured, nutored...be miserable.

Me: So Please, everyone stop discrimination against life choices.

How I look: height 5'9, brown eyes and hair, which is curly and messy a lot, palish complexion but not that bad, If you were to see me you'd quickly think 'POTHEAD,' because I look like I don't sleep alot and I'm skinny. And that’s about it, and one more thing, I have acorn shaped head...lets all be serious here and NOT laugh please...I heard you.

Ignignock: Why not nut-head, you have an eternal bong going on in your gut, so just stop breathing and forget about it.

Favorite sayings:

Comedian: " Money is the source of happiness. Ever see a happy Hobo or a skipping one, I think not. Once I saw one almost skip and he got hit in the head with a bottle. Yeah, I threw it, but he forgot the rules."

Rick Vos: "I would go gay, but I would not be able to stand it if he broke my heart. 'Where are you going Tony, oh no you don’t, that’s MY his towel."

Jim Gaffigen: "Fruit Cakes are weird, Fruit is nice, Cake is delicious, Fruit Cake, nasty piece of crap."

Evil Santa from dreams or some commercial: "Welcome to my candy coated hell!"

A scene from Aqua teen hunger force Christmas special...in July:

Carl: "Ok so, how do I make my house stop bleeding elf blood again?"

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past: "You must give of yourself to the great Space Ape."

Carl: "Ok, how much, 50 or so?'

CGCP: "No, sexually."

three hours later...

Fry lock looks at all the boxes

Frylock: "You know you don't have to move, it would just be one night."

Carl: "nonononono nooooo, I would prefer not to get humped by a big red gorilla in space."

Now a moment with Err and Ignignock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Ignignock: Bow down to the digital rulers.

Err: Yeah bow them or I'll bow them for ya!

Ignignock: When I call your dumb name say it, it will mean: here I am, rock you like hurricane. Err.

Err: Here I am, rock you like I rocked your granny last night!

Ignignock:...Don't F# with me Err.

Err: I will rock your face!

This may seem weird but...

I am a A Amethyst Dragon!
Hey, I took the online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Amethyst Dragon on the inside.
In the war between good and evil, a Amethyst Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality...
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos...
As far as magical tendancies, Magical spells come as natural to the Amethyst Dragon as breathe from it's body...
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done... Formed from translucent amethyst, it is an awe inspiring sight to see one in it's true form. Light passes through the dragon's body creating a deep purple glow. It's scales will magnify the light rays into bright lavender beams to highlight this effect.'
Amethyst dragons spend most of their time homebound but do occasionally feel the need to take a sojourn to a far destination. These dragons love books and will often pick their destination from one of the many stories and histories they may have read. Amethyst dragons are very solitary in nature, but do keep a distant watch on the world around them. They tend to be highly intelligent, and often amuse themselves in human form by building gadgets and toys. Amethyst dragons are very learned creatures.'

My favorite anime:

Naruto

Scyred

Vandred

Death Note

Bleach

Eureka seven

FLCL

Black lagoon

(And my personal fav=) Desert Punk!!

That’s it at the moment, but I would greatly appreciate it if you could recommend somewhere I could see diffret ones.

Favorite shows

ATHF (of course)

Family Guy

Scrubs

Curb your enthusiasm

Simpsons

Deal or No Deal (It's rigged though)

and many more...

Favorite Movies

Lord of war (yes this is a movie)

12 Angry men

Pirates trilogy

The tremors movies

and many more

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would put music but I like a lot of music

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Well I finally decided to write so heres my current work and what I plan to do.

Naruto, Successor to the Punk

Meet Naruto, the village Pariah who wants respect. Meet Kanta, the Desert Punk, a exiled mercenary who wants to be back on top. There's not an ounce of respect or trust between them, but may these 2 unfortunate souls find success on their path to greatness

Idea for Desert Punk: Desert Punk is a really bad person, a pervert, spiteful awful person, but the anime never really said what made him that way. so I'm planning on making a short or long fic on his time from childhood to Punk-hood.

Idea for Naruto: What if the Kyuubi's not really Kyuubi? What if he's actually Shadow the hedgehog, transformed by the power of the Chaos emeralds? How would Naruto deal with having all the powers of Shadow the hedgehog and the collective energy from the Chaos Emerald's?

THESE ARE MY IDEAS DON"T YOU TAKE EM!!

Naruto, Successor to the Punk reviews
Yo I'm Kanta Mizuno, the infamous Desert Punk! I'm the number 1 mercenary in the Great Kanto Desert! At least until I was banished,now I'm stuck teaching this runt, whats his name...Naruto. Naru x ? First experimental chapters deleted,and voting on paring
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U.