"You will be the death of me," he whispers. Silly boy, she thinks. I am the death of everyone. É/E Mythological AU for sassymontparnassy, who is a damn fine classy lady. :)

Four years after the Great Schism, the demon Enjolras and his allies claw their way back to the surface world, seeking to overthrow Lucifer with the help of the Knights Templar, a shadowy organization of exorcists. But Enjolras' ex is a Templar now and she's still mad at him, so... oops. Everyone's in for the fight of their lives. Angel, human, or demon, they are all damned.

Modern AU. Since they have moved in together, it has become clear that the barricade boys (and Éponine) need a list of guidelines for proper conduct within the house. Enjolras/Eponine, Marius/Cosette and Courfeyrac/Jehan.

Éponine survived the June rebellion, and it appears as though she is the only one. However, hope comes in the form of news that there was a man taken prisoner from the last barricade to fall. Éponine risks everything to help him escape, believing him to be Marius, but she will learn that fate has a way of tricking people.

The revolution failed, but a handle of people managed to escape the barricade with the help of Jean Valjean. Can they all pick up the pieces when their cause has been exterminated. While Enjolras mourns the loss of the hope of freedom, Eponine grieves for Marius who is lost to Cosette. But perhaps all hope is not lost?

Post Reichenbach. For the first time since years, Sherlock Holmes plunged himself into the sensation of his seven-per-cent solution. Not just for old time's sake, but also a toast for the promises of his future life as a living ghost. It triggered an interesting reaction in the form of The Woman he unconsciously hide in the most intimate part of his mind beyond the palace.

"Hey! No throwing the paper away! We figured, you're not asking out our favorite little spitfire (even though we see that your eyes are glued to her all the freaking time) is because you have no idea why you should ask her out, either that, or Bahorel is right and you're gay." Modern AU, in which the Friends of the ABC decide it's time to interfere with Enjolras' love life.

Les Mis college AU. Cosette/everyone friendship. E/R. Enjolras/Eponine friendship. Fun shenanigans as my response to the soul-crushing talent this fandom has for writing sad things.

"They were a strange couple, the boy and girl who moved in next door." Enjolras and Éponine make it through the revolution, and now they have to live with the consequences and each other. She wonders how he survived the war, while he wonders how to survive her cooking. He's angry because his destiny's been changed, and she's angry because he doesn't know how to be anymore.

If there was one thing Enjolras refused above all, it was distractions, and unfortunately, the Thénardier girl was exactly that. E/É, rated M for later scenes. Also, will stray away from canon.

"'We shall hold fast for as long as there is breath. We shall endure for as long as there is hope,' he promises in a voice fairer than gold and brighter than glory. 'Damn,' she sighs, 'there goes my weekend.'" The revolution lasts longer than expected, and Enjolras and Éponine go a little stir-crazy at the barricade.

in which we all wonder who even invited Marius. [les amis party au, m for language and sexual references]

One-shot that shows what happens to Eponine in between the numbers "On My Own" and "One Day More" in the 2012 movie adaptation. "I squint in the light from the café, trying to place the voice to the figure I see in front of me...I step closer to him, and the strong stench of alcohol assaults my senses. I realize the only person this can be. "