Wow. It seems I really HAVE been a silent story teller for a long time! But after a few...ahem...years, I have recovered this account, and stories will now be made. Huzzah!

But be warned: Ye who enter here shall experience much crack, for I find the weirdest couples to be the best. So proceed with caution.

Examples of crack pairs I enjoy:

Hidan/Tayuya

Ino/Kakuzu

Anko/Captain Jack Sparrow (more of an inside joke than anything else)

Nougami Neuro/Rosario Vampire harem & Yako

Hades/Aphrodite

Yup, so you may or may not see the pairings above in my following work. Enjoy, nya!