Hello, foolish ingrates! You should be honoured, the great Denzel Crocker has come to your story posting page! But I will not be spending much time dazzling you with my genius! No, I am far too busy looking for FAIRY GOD-PARENTS! Fairies exist! One day I will prove it! And you will all bow to me! But until then I may scribble a bit, and if you happen to be a masochist, I may review your story if you ask! But don't expect anything prompt, I have better things to do with my time! And it better be quality work, OR YOU GET AN F!

Actually, everyone ask for my reviews! I LOVE GIVING F'S! Espcially because F is the first letter in FAIRY GOD-PARENTS!

(Non Gimmick Writer's Note: Hey there. While I am using Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents as my pseudonym, don't worry: It's just a gimmick I use for fun. If you want me to review your work, I'll be fair. Trust me.

And oh yes, despite the gimmick, I don't think I'll be writing any Fairly Odd Parents fanfiction. That show is genius: I could never compare to it. So, in conclusion)

FAIRIES!