"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"

With her friends' lives hanging in the balance, Kagome agrees to Sesshoumaru's demands and sets about righting a wrong she committed on the day they first met. But her crimes against the demon lord run far deeper than she knows, and his dark obsession is only the beginning... S x K, CU/AR. COMPLETE

You don't tempt the predator if you are the prey.

The tension simmering between Hermione and the new DADA professor comes to a head during a snow storm.

Sakura must submit to Kakashi's special training to prepare for a lethal mission. [KakaSaku] WARNING: This story is NC-17 and contains graphic sex and BDSM.

There is a place where two legends once fought, a valley that saw their lifeblood spilled. And in Konoha there is a monument, a stone face shaped out of the golden bluff, which honors the champion—the Second Hokage: Uchiha Madara. (AU in which the Uchiha rule Konoha. SasuSaku. NaruHina.)

Everything ends, eventually. Eight years after the war, Sakura's unhinged and Sasuke's obsessed. The fields are filled with corpses. AUish, canon-divergent, Sakura-centric.

Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).

Hermione Granger falls in love with Draco Malfoy during their 8th year, but his future is set by a pre-arranged marriage. Fortunately, Theodore Nott is there to help her pick up the pieces of her broken heart. Years later, she and Draco meet again in Paris, and the spark is still there between them... Drama/Romance/Triad/Slytherin tricks. 2016 Smutty-Claus Fest Exchange entry.

"It was your plan to die, was it not? Since you want death so badly, I'm unwilling to reward you with it." Sakura is sent back in time by the Rabbit Goddess as her punishment for trying to kill her and to possibly finally let Kaguya's family, at least her grandson, enjoy a piece of happiness. Unwilling to fall in love with Madara, she had her memories taken away. Time travel AU

...And despite the ring that resides on her slender finger. She has never felt more single than now. Because he may have marked his territory, but he hasn't staked his claim. A Sasuke&Sakura story. Post-Canon.

She thinks of him when there's nothing else to focus on but the memory of the contours of his face and the bitterness of his smile. Perhaps, all she craved was his touch at this point, but she just kept walking at a fair distance, and he didn't question anything, as usual. / Post-Canon; 699-700 setting. Complete.

She was a dove in chains. Hidden away in a tower and left to rot, without hope or dreams of salvation. She didn't mind however, because she'd rather be his prisoner than his loyal subject. SasuSaku, Dark.

She doesn't see that all along, what he wanted was her. Her, not a perfect wife. Just Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.

On Starkiller, the final fight skews sideways. Kylo becomes too attached to Rey, and in a desperate attempt to keep her out of Snoke's clutches, he kidnaps the girl and flees into the Unknown Region of the Galaxy. Rey wants nothing to do with him, but Kylo's brittle and backed into a corner. An introspection on abandonment, and the slow descent into madness. AUish.

Rey returns to D'Qar after a year of training with Luke Skywalker to find that Ben Solo, formerly Kylo Ren, has returned to the Light.

When Sakura is sent careening into the past to the Warring States Era, her first priority is to get back to the present time. What is not a priority is to be captured by the Uchiha clan and forced into servitude under Madara. Unable to kill him because Konoha hasn't been formed yet, she is tricked and finds herself his slave.

"You need a teacher." Rey often recalls Kylo Ren's words. When she has to beg Luke Skywalker to train her, she thinks she shouldn't have to fight for this, and remembers her enemy's impassioned declaration in the middle of their battle on Starkiller. How eager he was to show her the ways of the Force. Reylo.

He's dreamed about finding the girl with a sun marked on her right palm since he was old enough to understand what soulscars were. For a boy whose mother was loneliness, the idea of a soulmate—a person meant to love him, to be his family—was impossible for Naruto to ignore. (Soulmates AU. SasuSaku and NaruHina.)

Damn the spring time! The prime time for mating for animals just had to ring true for vampires as well... How will Edward cope with the season when his very human Bella is just so devastatingly tempting? Not to mention willing. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest

/SasuSaku/ He'd never thought to use his sharingan beyond the field of battle... until now. Sharingan!SasuSaku smut. Almost entirely PWP. ONESHOT.

Rey's plan is simple. She'll learn from Kylo Ren, and she'll do what has to be done to gain his trust, until she gets what she needs from him: information on her family. Who her parents are, whether they're alive or dead, and where to find them. Then she'll leave. How, exactly, Rey isn't certain, but she has time to figure that out.

Kylo Ren is finally working with the Rebels, but some of his feelings towards his allies...leaves a lot to be desired. Man's gotta stake his claim, right? (I am so sorry)

Hermione's life intertwines with Draco's in ten short encounters a decade after and a world away.

Sequel to An Unlikely Seduction. After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. Her greatest challenges lie ahead, while trying to navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions & maintain the string of lies & secrets she's managed to tangle herself and those close to her in, particularly Sasuke. ItaSak, Nonmass.

He took her away…far from the warmth of her sun.

Driven to the brink of insanity, Rey seeks out the source of her sleepless nights, determined to set things right once and for all. (Companion piece to "Wildest Dreams" but not really required to read)

Kylo Ren and Rey face each other again, but it goes differently than either could have imagined. Shortish/Smuttyish drabble. Probably will have a part 2.

After her first encounter with Kylo Ren, Rey just can't seem to get him out of her head. Or her dreams.

Sakura knows Sasuke is planning to leave the village. She knows with the sort of certainty that creeps under your skin and settles in the marrow of your bones. Like there's a thread connecting his heart to hers, and when he wants to wander, she feels the tug of it.

Their village isn't the place it once was. This is what everyone says, and maybe it's true, but it doesn't matter to Sasuke. This is the only Konoha he's ever known, so what does it matter how things used to be? That's what he thinks, until the summer he turns sixteen, when a committee of strangers decides that it's time for him to marry the girl of their selection. SasuSaku.

"I found a martyr. He told me that I'd never. With his educated eyes, and his head between my thighs." [songfic based on coming down by halsey]

/SasuSaku/ In the wake of a promise he'd made to himself since the start of their relationship, Sasuke and Sakura both learn of the many different ways to get each other off. Although eager to learn and please one another, such first times are not without slights of awkwardness and embarrassment. ONESHOT. Post-war, pre-epilogue.

Wanderer!verse. Maybe one day I'll fly next to you. —Sasuke/Sakura.

Kagome takes Sesshomaru up on his offer. Sequel to 'Itsy Bitsy Teeny... What' / Warnings listed in Author's Notes

Having found herself in the mouth of the wolf, Lady Sakura Haruno falls into the clutches of a rebel pirate, Sasuke Uchiha, the man of the Demon Eyes. Will she ever find her way back home, or will the Demon of the Sea guide her through the waves of sinful freedom? Rated M for content.

SasuSaku. Post 699. It is a quiet love that blooms between them. It is a love shared between trivial conversations, and passing intimacies. It is a love expressed through gentle stares, and timid blushes. It is an unspoken bond, tied up in history, and it is a secret that everybody knows about.

Little high-school Bella doesn't want a nice boy her own age. She wants Edward. Kitten may not know what she's asking for, but he does. And he'll make sure she gets it. All of it. AH, M, Originally conceived for the Dirty Talking Edward contest. Therefore: filthy.

Because Sakura loves Sasuke in kaleidoscope colors, and not all of them were so pretty. AU.

With them, it has always been like this, him doing whatever he wants and her patiently waiting for his return. [Post Chapter 699].

The war is over, and like Konoha, Team 7 has rebuilt itself from the ground up. Everything has changed, but Sasuke and Sakura remain much the same. Eleven years, she thinks, is a long time to be in love. SasuSaku.

He doesn't love her; he's not in love with her. But he loves this. And maybe that's just enough for now. / My story on what happened before Salad-chan was born. Pretty messy.

The earth holds an inescapable attractive force on the moon, holding it in orbit despite the astronomical effort it puts into moving forward. Sasuke knows this from experience. Post-canon celebratory smut

/SasuSaku/ He had no right to show up at her door and wait for her the way that he did, with no apologies or explanations ready to spill from his lips. He had no right to act like he had never done anything wrong… like he hadn't burned her heart to ashes. In those three years he was gone, she had never forgiven him for doing this to her. Oneshot. Naruto: The Last!setting.

He was the sweetest drug and she refused to give it up even at the expense of losing herself. Draco/Hermione, Post Hogwarts.

a series of one-shots featuring Nel and Nnoitra. rated M for language and smut. ch1* Nnoitra corners nel for the second time. why is it so hard for her to realize that he really hated her and she couldnt change him?* ch2 * Nnoitra is in a hell of his own making, and his only company is an emotionless shell of the woman he hated the most.*chapter 3 summary inside.

She's too good for him, and he knows it. But he's always been the best at exploiting weaknesses... [NarKag, post-manga] [Revised & reposted under new account]

Werewolf!Killian/Emma, PWP. Pure smut.

The peach dropped from her hand and knocked into the wheel of the fruit stand with a soft thud. He looked so ordinary that she had almost missed him in the crowd. In fact, the domesticity of the scene was what made her hesitate. That and the fact that Uchiha Itachi had walked up next to her and was currently conflicted between buying either a dozen pears or a dozen plums. ItaSaku.

A woman's heart is full of secrets. Katara knows this better then anyone. A "what if Kya was Zuko's?" one-shot. Canon compliant up until S02E04 of Legend of Korra.

(AU Post-War) They don't immediately revert to their old ways because the old ways didn't work anyway. And learning and re-learning and un-learning things have always been the hardest part of the challenge.

without her memories, she was nothing but a pretty toy for them to play with; and she didn't know enough to mind. /AkaSaku/

She didn't want to dwell in the past anymore. She'd always been a woman of action, and action was exactly what she needed. Bella was going to renovate her house, and maybe she could renovate her life in the process. Winner of Host's and Judge's Choice for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.

He walked into my house as if he owned it, then showed me he owned my body, too. AH; Romance. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest

Sakura swallows her pride and pays Sasuke a visit to apologize for something she had done the previous day, only for fate to throw her face-to-face and alone with his infamous older brother, Itachi Uchiha. Pleasantries unravel into a heated debate, and the mounting tension climaxes into the unfathomable. ItaSaku. Non-Mass. Warning inside.

She was willing and much too addictive, and he was sure that he wouldn't be satisfied until he consumed her entirely. /ItaSaku/

Charlie's home for Ginny's wedding, and he's looking forward to sowing a few wild oats. But, Merlin's beard, are all the fields already being ploughed?

What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?

At the Ministry's Annual Valentine's Masquerade Charity Ball Hermione has to face the fact her ex not only attends but he's brought a young woman who claims to be his fiancé whilst she's all alone. Sparks fly, the infamous green monster makes an appearance and Hermione realises things with her and Draco are far from over. Written for DramioneLove Valentine's Fest in Live Journal.

Loki and Darcy's uneasy cohabitation is about to be interrupted by the jealousy caused by a simple hug.

Bella, a fledgling lawyer, has better luck in a courtroom than with men. Enter the hottie in the pricey suit who offers to pay double her going rate, and he's not talking legal fees. The pair find themselves deep in a compensation-based misunderstanding until a few months later when she realizes she may be in love with her one and only regular.

Orihime Inoue never had been tetraphobic...

Katara tries to be quiet. Really, she does.

She watched him and wondered what it was like; waiting in the dark, feeling his way around all of life's obstacles. ItaSaku. Smut. Non-Mass.

Out of prison and in the care of Cullen Halfway House, Bella will do anything to survive.

Teasing, taunting, sinfully sexual; all words to describe what she does to him, and him to her. The desire to give in, and take. The need to release. If only she wasn't his step-sister. If only their parents hadn't gotten married.

Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.

Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.

SasuSaku. AU. One-shot. She is lucky, she thinks, to have Sasuke as her first client. He's handsome, rich, and everything else she's not, and that is exactly why she's here, in his room, giving all of herself over to this stranger she just barely met. She only hopes Naruto never finds out. It would kill him if he knew she was selling her body to keep them alive...

Nine Akatsuki. One kunoichi with ridiculously pink hair. Not everything is just black and white, or so Sakura surmised. Seriously M-rated.

A vampire with a temper and another with a secret are forced into an unconventional union. Won 2nd place, AU, popular vote at the Truly Anonymous Twilight Contest. Warning: contains the usual.

It began with a collision... and became the hottest tumble of Hermione Granger's life! A story of wishes influencing ritual magic & a happily-ever-after accompanied by crazy, wild kisses. Hermione x Charlie Weasley. Hot shag! 2011 Smutty-Claus Fest entry. Story nominated for "BEST HERMIONE" in the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

AU. When stars are falling, they burned with everything they have - so men will remember not the sight of their demise but their brightest flare in darkness. The story of Sasuke and Sakura in fallen angels analogy.

A year has passed since Inuyasha's Demon made that unexpected appearance. It's a wonder that Kagome didn't end up pregnant. But Inuyasha's Demon senses something-and he's back. This time, he's not stopping till she carries his child.

Post Soul of Fire. Eric comes to Sookie after the seige at Moon Goddess. As he damn well should have in the show. Idjit...

They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto's eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving. NaruSaku

Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.

Set in You Smell Like Dinner, Sookie and Eric's little argument ends differently, with both of them coming to an agreement about Sookie getting her house back. Namely, an exchange. M, because cussin' and sexin' will occur. *WINNER* of the 2013 Fangreaders' Dr. Ludwig Award for Best Novella Fanfic.

Frustrated with the Minister for Magic and in possession of two left feet, Hermione is forced to take dance lessons. Under her instructors, she not only learns to move with grace, but gets more than she bargained for in the process. Veela!Draco

The pack hierarchy is challenged, and it is left to the alpha to deal with a certain unruly pack mate.

A birthday gift for yellowglue. Edward is an artist with a dark streak. Jacob is about to find out how dark it really is. AH, rated M for lemons and graphic violence. Not fluffy.

Because Itachi decided the best opportunity to shag Sakura was when her overprotective teammates could hear them. Non-massacre AU. Rated M for a very good reason.

"He's one of our most wanted criminals, reserved for high class officers to arrest. Haruno is merely middle class. Just the fact that Sasuke Uchiha is requesting her to take on his arrest does not entitle that we should heed to his wants."

Itachi Uchiha was not used to being rejected...M for a reason

Kagome, a human-a Priestess-can't be his mate. It's not possible. But when Inuyashas demon side emerges, his demon side knows better. It recognizes Kagome for who and what she is. She'll see a side of Inuyasha she hadn't thought he possessed.

A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed

Hired to play the perfect roles, Kakashi and Sakura accidentally open a door to something new. Tied for 3rd Place in the KakaSaku LiveJournal Blindfold Contest March 2011 . One-shot.

Years after his desertion, Haruno Sakura realizes that she and Uchiha Sasuke never did have an ending. But on a stormy, rainy night, as she hangs on the verge of death, she realizes that they never had a beginning either.

Cold excitement slithered down Sasuke's spine. It's her. She is the one he needs. SasuSaku AU Three-shot

After imbibing too much on Christmas Eve, Draco Malfoy decides to give himself a gift: Hermione Granger, his war prize slave. Can her gift of love tame the darkness in his heart? One-shot. Dramione/dark Draco x Hermione. A/U,Post-Hogwarts,EWE. COMPLETE!

The death of both Voldemort and Harry Potter let the pureblood elite build the world they wanted. One that leaves Hermione in a vulnerable state, which Draco Malfoy is prepared to take full advantage of.

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.

Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!

Hermione is serving at Malfoy Mansion after the war was lost. In her bleak existance, she manages to find ways to cope. Contains nonconsentual. COMPLETE.

Gift-fic for ronsmyhero. I won't lie: no plot, just smut. Avert your eyes kiddos, not for the young-uns. Himehajime - first sex of the year. KakaxSaku

A woman spots a mysterious figure at the Inn she's resting in. F/any & m/undead rogue, rated M for sexual themes.

The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.

This is a collection of oneshots written for a LiveJournal kink meme. Characters and content is varied but all are sexually explicit. Not for the underage or unadventurous.

In your lost despair, it is my hope that binds me to you.

Kagome finds herself at Sesshoumaru's mercy; her body a slave to his will. Will she surrender to his dark desires or walk her own path? **descriptive lemons, do not read if under 18** dark fic COMPLETE!

Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.

Sometimes, she feels like she's invisible and they can't see her. Like she wasn't real. And they finally realize she's there just when they're about to lose her.

Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku

The citrusy adventures of Orihime and Ulquiorra in Hueco Mundo.

Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut

AU. SasuSaku. He refused the only person who could save his soul from eternal darkness. Seven centuries later, their paths cross once again...only this time, just who is refusing who?

Sakura wonders why, of all men in Konoha, she has to fall for him. But when this 'phase' just won't go away, it seems the world may just be against her confessing anything remotely romantic to him. Ita/Saku. Non-Massacre.

Draco loved this woman. Draco worshipped this woman. Draco would do nothing short of destroying the legendary city of Troy to have her, to hold her, to possess her as his own, forever and a day. AU. Warning: Dark Draco and questionable consent.

It turns him on when she cries. DeiSaku.

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, what galaxy are youkai from? Because Kagome would really like to know. SessKag oneshot.

The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.

Because of six months of captivity and a psychologically abusive captor, Orihime is drifting towards insanity. And so she takes out her hysteria on the only person she can. A story of hatred and lust where Ulquiorra's dominance is Orihime's deliverance.

Silver and Emerald Days is a drabble collection by Celtic Oak and Zelha. Neji now lives with Sakura, as their partnership has escalated to another level. Companionship and brilliant love among the two genii. Various ratings.

ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.

Sakura and Neji stuck in a cliché.

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. First prequel to Icha Icha Paradise. A mission gone awry. A failed henge. And that was how they met.

ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.

When she started to heal the burned body in the forest, she’d thought he was Sasuke. Her mistake spun her world upside down. SAKURA. DEIDARA. When the world you know is not enough, where do you go to?

It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON

While in Charms class, Vincent Crabbe muses about Draco Malfoy's feelings for Hermione Granger. Oneshot. Complete.

Protection, domination... affection? Thirteen macabre drabbles on the wicked romance of Orihime Inoue and Grimmjow Jaggerjack. Challenge for the LiveJournal community, 13drabbles. [GrimmHime]

The lascivious love of Orihime Inoue and Grimmjow Jaggerjack in fifty kinky sentences. Challenge for the LiveJournal community, 1sentence. [GrimmHime]

How much do you do for someone when you're not even in love? ShikaTem, Futurefic, Oneshot.