Ok...so I've been on fanfiction for like 2 years and haven't done a profile...i am extremely bored right now so i am doing it...

let me think...(just so you know i don't like usuing caps so i'll be using them at random times :P...i also use a lot of dots and lol a lot...if you knew me it'd be pretty obvious...and if u read this when i;m done it will b pretty obvious too.)

ok so back to me since i'm o so interesting. i love to write, unfotunately i don't have a lot of time on my hands so i don't get to update very often. Right now i'm going to be working on rewriting stories that i already have on here so sorry if you are waiting for me to update soon!!

I am a big quote person...I'm going to write some below but I'm not going to put who they're by cause most of the I don't know.

"Sticks and stones can break my bones but i have my swiss army knife and if you hit me and i kill you it will be self defense and i won't go to prison anyway."

" You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a asharp drop off, and on your left side is and elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in from of you is a gallpoing kangoroo and you horse in unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of the highly dangeruos situation?...Get you drunk ass off the merry-go-round!!"

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper and I get how Rock can beat Scissors but there's no frickin way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile. Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that motha up in about 2 seconds.When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with theirpaper. I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

I have tons more but I'll put them up as i think of them!!

ok I read what i wrote above and i either sounds really mean or really boring...i'm not i swear!!! don't be mad!! i'm just trying to think of stuff to say..

umm...I love harry potter and maximum ride...and there's this new series called blue is for nightmare that i absolutely think is just fun to read cause it's suspensful. I love to read things that connect to other books or have a deeper story within the story...that's why i LOVE series books.

ok what else can i talk about...lol...god i sound lame

i live on earth...yep not an alien...i like to read...no duh...and...i would like to be a teacher someday...luv children...and unfortunately (i'm being sarcastic) i'm not a 300lb stalker...i am a 130 pound highskooler that has no life...lol...i spend a lot of time on this site...lol

i am friend with Pegelia VonBorrador and wawasome and lotrrose...who are also on fanfiction...

does anyone want to know how i got joskers? good cause i'm tellin you...ummm it was my 3 dogs at the time...jasmine, roscoe, and blinkers see it's not all that mysterious...heehee

i have 2 brothers...one's 6 and perverted (don't ask) and one's 2...i love them both a lot. my parents are divorced...i spend a lot of time at my grandma's house too...

i basically live on the computer...i love music basically any genre...if any of you like music or books it'd b cool if u wanted to talk to me...(ryjoskers@yahoo.com)...or i'm joskers on myspace...big surprise...and the url is www.myspace.com/joskers...i'm real original

i'm sarcastic a lot if u can't tell that...and really bored right now if u can't tell that either...and i like dots and lol...another redundant thing to say

i hope i'm not boring you i'm relaly not htis dull of a person i just can't think of anything.:D:D:D...i like movies too...i quote them all the time.

a thing i say a lot is "I am so smart...S-M-R-T"..it's joke...if u don't get it you probably aren't old enough to be on this site...(you have to be 13 or up)

I like talking to people a lot

stories i've written on this site are below obviously...and i have a really wide genre...i love disney...it is awesome!!!

i'm also really bad at spelling so if anything is misspelled (i think i just misspelled misspelled...lol) i'm sorry...i also type really fast so my fingers kind of go out of order sometimes...ok not sometimes but a lot...lol

Ok well i have to go get ready for my dad to pick me up so i'll come back to this later.!!! luv all of you that have read this or any of my stories xoxoxoxox... :D