HEEEEYYYYY

okay. here it is.

im not new to fanfic... in fact, ive been using it for about 3yrs.

but ive nevr had an account. i dont even know if i'll even write any stories yet!

but dont worry :) right now im just like setting evrything up. its a little confusing. i do have tons of ideas for stories

though, so i think im going to start posting soon. also, if anybody out there is nice enuf, could you send me

some like, idk, tipss? i have no idea how to use this profile thingy and i dont want to make a mistake that

i will be embarassed about and probably hate myself for later (two years ago. started facebook. long story. nearly died. of embarassment dont worry.)

my interests include candlelit dinners, long walks on the beach, and wow this is really not funny.

my real interests include twilight-in a non freakish way. i dont want 40 "twilighters" messaging me with things like "omg! guess what! i like twilight too! oh this is greaaat! now we can be best friends!" no thanks. i'd rather eat edward cullens nonexistent shit than hear "he is like, sooo hot!" one more time.

though you know, i wouldnt really mind getting in his frosty cold pa- Besides the point! i am also a pretty sick horseback riderr. sort of. music interests include muse, paramore, the rocket summer, iron and wine, the hush sound, rob pattinson (though it has nothing to do with twilight), jason mraz, the stevedores, Ism, 3OH!3 and loooots more.

i am originally from englandd, but at the age of five was forced into the sickening life of a connectiwhore (jk jk, dont mean to offend. by connectiwhore, i mean, i live in connecticut. and also i was kidding... i love my itty bitty state)

message mee and all your wishes will come truuue. to an extent. but not really.

luvsss xoxoxo hattie (ma nickname)

ps. shmexypants44 is a username coined by one of my friends that was originally a pretty funny but annoying to everyone else inside joke. i use it for everything, so if you see it on some other website, you can be like hey i know you from fanfic.com!! :D