Hello! This is my profile... (no way... -_-)

Stuff I like Includes

1. Anything Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse related.

2. Singing!

3. Music.

4. Shakespeare... (don't laugh)

5. Anything Sparkly.

6. My Friends!!

7. Plushies! (They are so soft!!)

8. Fanfiction.net

9. The shiny rock I named Jasper.

10. Reading & Writing.

11. Water... (because we need it...?)

12. The number 13.

13. VAMPIRES!!

Things I Dislike Include

1. Brussel Sprouts.

2. Teletubbies... (so scary... O.o)

3. Angry People.

4. Dirty/Wrinkly Cothing.

5. Murderers, they are E.V.I.L. (Every Villan Is Lemons)

6. My Enemies.

7. The kangaroo that kicked my friend in the face.

8. Twilight Haters.

9. My friends with dangerous scissors.

10. When my especially klutzy friend begins cutting paper really fast (on purpose so I will start worrying...) and NOT paying attention to her fingers.

11. When she gets a paper cut and shoves it in my face.

12. The number 99.9

13. EVIL VAMPIRES!!

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.