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Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 112,183 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 2,890 - Follows: 2,855 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 137,541 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Saving Prefect Granger by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco realizes he's desperately in love with Hermione which leads to hijinks such as looking gay at every turn, avoiding girlfriend Pansy, and Malfoy family drama. Along the way, he gets help from unexpected sources and finds out that he has a soul (now he just needs to convince Hermione of that!). Crackfic originally written in the midst of fandom insanity. Rebooted. (Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,163 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G., Pansy P., Percy W.
The Path of Most Resistance by Kizmet reviews
Snape and Draco find themselves in a very precarious position with few allies on either side of the coming conflict. Not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,884 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
The Redemption of the Black Sisters by jon3776 reviews
One sister had a soul consumed by the darkest magics.Another was lost in a loveless marriage.Neither had expected the life they had ended up with and in the quiet of their souls they wanted a second chance. Now they have one. PostOOTP HarryBellaNarcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,309 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Sixth Year Itch by nfmadprops04 reviews
DMHG: Hermione is a grand prefect. Draco, a slut. What happens when a dark Malfoy family secret is revealed and Draco wants more? When he wants her? [M for language, occasional smut, violence, drug content, adult situations and intense themes.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,092 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How Bellatrix Became So Evil by Wicked Bellatrix reviews
The story of young Bellatrix Black, her years at Hogwarts and her life leading up to her inprisonment in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 72,611 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
Child of Mercy by Fyrning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 3,431 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
A Beautiful Tommorow by A Lifeless Beauty reviews
The first SH highschool story. Yuri is a popular jerk, Alice is quiet and smart. He needs a tutor,guess who the teacher picks? Chapter twenty five finally updated!
Shadow Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,666 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/6/2004
What Dreams May Come by missers reviews
Evan Gryffin spent the last 15 years as an ordinary muggle trying to remember something about his past. Then someone from his past sees him. And recognizes him. James? James...P-p-potter? PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,331 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 7/30/2004 - James P.
The Confessions Of Lily Evans by DemonicBallerina reviews
Maybe James isn’t really as bad as I’ve always made him out to be. Like, what if he was actually trying to flatter Snape that time he got down on one knee and asked him if he would ‘go to the prom’ with him? ...Actually, maybe not...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Sole Survivor by IronDoormat reviews
PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,749 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All the Little Things by aplacefarawayfromhere reviews
Hermione has never resisted a challenge from Draco Malfoy. But when that challenge involves the betrayal of the heart for three people, will she play his game, or will he play into hers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,541 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sanctuary in Potions by zarah joyce reviews
When Hogwarts announced their need for a new Potions professor, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were deemed best for it. Each was desperate to have the job, and since there's only room for one of them… chaos inevitably erupts. Updated! Chapter 6 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,760 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Do, For Her by Snow Illusion reviews
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley were meant to be together. Too bad Harry Potter fell in love with Luna Lovegood. On Harry and Ginny's wedding day, he and Luna share one last intimate moment. [HarryLuna. OneShot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dissonance by The Penumbra reviews
Slytherins have feelings and loyalties too you know. Perhaps rather different from those of the rest of the world, but still there. Pansy listens, thinks, remembers and reexamines her loyalties. Rather random thoughts. Set after HBP.one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Pansy P., Draco M. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Ruthless by Pointy Objects reviews
Sanity is wearing thin, Alliances have been formed and broken, and then there were strawberries...FINALLY COMPLETED!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,386 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Inquiring Minds by C. Night reviews
No one ever said being Harry Potter’s girlfriend was going to be easy, but after 7 months at it one sly Slytherin thought she’d mastered it... that was until she was forced to explain their relationship to the inquiring minds of the Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,847 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
I Solemnly Swear I Remember When by Sophia Trozzo reviews
James and Sirius created a magical novel to store their most prized memories in, during their days at Hogwarts-a novel that is now going to be passed on to 16 year old Harry, and take him and his friends back into the time of the Marauders! R&R PLZ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,592 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Daughter by Pantz reviews
[One Shot] "You know he was someone special because she never brought one of her boyfriends home before."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Knee Trembler by Lux Aeterna reviews
Hermione discovers that after a night of spectacular drunkeness she's pregnant with Draco's child. Witness the horror of well... everyone, count the number of people who pass out and behold the amusement of everybody else! Rated R for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Never Been Kissed Like That by moonless-me reviews
Have you ever been given a breathtakingly, wonderful, incredible kiss? Well, certainly Hermione had, and by the unlikeliest person. Five years later she tell the story for the first time, and encounters with that person once again. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Lessons by Kirixchi reviews
[COMPLETE]- Narcissa Black wasn't always a golden girl. She had a beauty that no one could see...until she started taking lessons from a master. Will Lucius Malfoy get more than he bargained for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Silent Soldiers by Daine reviews
They are the unsung, the forgotten. They will never be a Boy Who Lived. Yet their victories, unnoticed and uncelebrated, mean the difference between victory and defeat. Part Five: Terry Boot now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 11/18/2001 - Neville L.
Makers of Modern Strategy by Spitfireness reviews
Forget politics, hating Draco Malfoy makes strange bedfellows. Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger hatch a plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Hermione G.
Where to Begin by Zero to Hero reviews
[Complete] 16 year old Arnold gets stuck helping with Helga's beauty pageant, but as he realizes his true feelings for her, he also realizes Helga doesn't feel the same way. H & A
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,767 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Examinations by ldee417 reviews
Life is full of tests. There’s nothing that says they can’t be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,736 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
St Patrick's Day by Pooty the Monkey reviews
What if what you wanted was right there all along? Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger make a deal just as they've given up on ever finding true love. What they didn't expect was to find love in an unexpected place- each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,384 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Marry, or Die! by smashing sugar reviews
‘You are all I never wanted,’ she thought. ‘The feeling’s mutual,’ he thought. “And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!” ‘Noooo!’’ they thought. RATING CHANGED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,270 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Insomnia by Bambi reviews
I can't leave this bed, risk forgetting all that's been..." (DMHG)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,053 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione Granger's Diary by Len reviews
A Fifth Year fic: The smartest witch of her year gets it in writing... (Chapter 4 is up!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Enough by Daine reviews
A look at two professors the night after the third task. They are worried, scared, and desperate to protect their charges. The resulting tension is very nearly catastrophic to the future of Hogwarts and Light magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete