Hey!!! :) I'm 13 years old and I love to draw. My friend got me hooked on this site so now I want to start to write story(s). Of course my age reveals the fact that I am inexperienced, have little knowledge of strong defining words, and proves that I cannot write. I like to read seriously only about Harry Potter and Nancy Drew books. I really don't know what to put here but hey, I can always put you to sleep by droning on and on about the history of my life or America, can't I?I'm Special! You'll know what I meanlater.

~* Fav. HP characters*~

Harry - of course
Ron - yea, but he gets jealous too much! (I think he is one of the next to die-I hope not!)
Hermione - of course, the bookworm!
Ginny - sure, she is a mini Fred and George
Fred and George or Gred and Forge - hell yea! If I like Ginny then Fred and George are definitley some of my fav characters
Snape - he's just got that whole evil thang goin' on, y'know?
Tonks - she's cool, I wish I could change my hair!! ;)
Remus - quiet type but hey he is mischevious isn't he? (I think he is one of the next to die-I hope not!)
Dumbledore - Bumblebee!! Whoopie! I like this spunky ol' codger but as of late he has got on my nerves. One way is the prophecy...
Sirius - sounds hot... too bad he died though, he had so much life yet so much taken away because of Azkaban

~Characters I hate~*

Trewlany- Stop telling Harry he is gonna die. I mean, obssess much?
Bellatrix - evil b*tch, DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crazy sadist!... you British ppl-sighs sadly while shaking head-...
Wormtail - COWARD!! DISGUSTING RAT- I shall feed him to my cat- hehe that rhymes
Voldemort - he had a bad childhood, so what? 1/4 the ppl in America have terrible lives and you don't see them going all meglomaniac or Hitler on you. and what is up with the 'bow before me and kiss my robes so I can kick you if provoked... or maybe be for fun!-insert evil crazy maniac laughter here-"
Lucius - Evil snotrag! Yes, we all know Jason Isaacs is hot but that doesn't mean this charater in the book looks anywhere near as hot. ;) He looks like a ferret remember? Like father, like son.
Draco (Mal-ferret) - jeez, thinking people should kiss his shoes and strolling around like the king or something ~eyes go buggy and does a Trelawny~ "I forsee a future Dark Lord that cries like a sissy girl when slapped correctly..." I mean, c'mon (shakes head) ~The Amazing Bouncing Ferret~ dubbed by Ron
All other Death Eaters and Colin Creevey (bug-eyed little faggot) and the Dursleys
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EPISODE #1-

"I am becoming a Dark Lady Lordish person- yeah... my name is LORD MOLDYWART!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAH"

-hacks uncontrollably for 2 minutes morphing into a low cry before stopping completely- "ahem, not to be mistaken for LORD VOLDEMORT but it probably will happen, hehe" - ;
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"Now I must go..." -puts on black, billowing robe with a scream mask with red tongue- "Now remember kids, if you see Mad-Eye Moody and your wearing this than prepare to get your ass kicked or you should-"
-"CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" screamed in backround. -Spell wizzes by MY HEAD!- "RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN- OWWWWWIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! ARGGHHHH MY ASS! GOD DAMMIT MOODY IT IS ME!!!!!!!!!"-runs around howling in pain in circles holding flaming ass

- Moody pauses uncertain than jabs his wand painfullyinto my rib and all but growls, "Yeah? Than who are you?" "Oww...uhh- a-er- um, well you see- I - that is- I- yeahhhh...Hahaha!"
The tongue from the scream mask smacks him across the face stunning him temporarily while I shout triumphantly and insanely, prepared to leave with a grand exit,"I AM LORD MOLDYWART," only to be stopped by the whole Order and ministry aurors.-deflates and shrinks back screaming like a baby- They then raise there wands in unison and -BOOM!!!!

A mechanical lady's voice- "And to your left is what remains of the 'You-Know-Who imposter'-several ohhh's and ahhh's at this- who was blown to smitherins by many people including the great Albus Dumbledore. Lucky bitch." indicating a pile of ash with two eyeballs laying on top- that is me, hehe. "What did I tell you, I'm special." EPISODE #2

"I'M BACK IN BLACK!!!"-stares at pretty rainbow colored dark mark on left forearm and giggles."Now I am more special than anyone including -drools for a second while thinking of name- Moldywart?.yeah.no.yeah.no, it is Voldemort"
"Do- duhhh- yeah, I forgot...NOOOOOO! I'm a crabbe and goyle clone~ goes crazy- eyed and babbles insanely and stupidly~" bllllllaaaaammmaaaallaleeeeiiiimmmbbbbbblliioooo..."
TO BE CONTINUED... 5 minutes later
"Okay, I'm done reprogramming myself, now to gain followers." walks into mental clinic "JOIN ME, BROTHERS AND SISTERS!! OR SUFFER THE MUSIC. OH WAIT, IT'S NOT THAT-OH YEAH- OR FACE THE MUSIC." looks stupidly around only to soon realized the place was full of monkeys- yeah, monkeys!- "how am I supposed to rule a bunch of god damn monkeys?!?!? I mean, c'mon, I don't even speak their language. They probably can't even realize the are sitting before greatness" -Notices monkeys are in a circle shrugs, and decides to try to 'communicate'- "Uhhh- makes monkey noise and slaps butt- yeah." Monkeys go wild-eyed and started springing toward me with bared teeth - runs out with monkeys pulling hair and chasing me-

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- OWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE-" pulls off last monkey while other monkeys chase closely behind- "ok, think... monkeys- monkeys can't swim! ha! I saw it on Planet of the Apes!"- flys off bridge into the water with monkeys following. The monkeys couldn't swim! ha! I was right- er- of course I was right, I mean was there ever any doubt? wha- ohh noooo- the monkeys are pushing me downnnnnnnnn-gurgles down water and eventually blacks out.
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