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 Author has written 4 stories for Five Nights at Freddy´s. Admin Soul - 50% dank, 50% memes; Inhales memes through a feedbag in the daylight hours. Transforms into a glorious Oh at night. "Take meme to church" Admin LP - Aggressively writes everything because what even is life; too many head canons. Procrastination is a religion. "Moist oysters" Admin Stormi - Is Death and also Richard; prepares the Richual on an hourly basis. "I am anal whisper" THIS ACCOUNT IS MADE PURELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF PARODY AND CRACK ENTERTAINMENT. WE AREN'T GROSS WE JUST LIKE MEMES. EVERYTHING WE WRITE ABOUT WE HAVE A TRUE PASSION FOR; WE DO NOT AGGRESSIVELY HATE EVERYTHING. |
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MISPLACED reviews
It's another long cycle of night and day for poor old Fredbear, years after being scrapped. From where he lies quietly in the spare parts room, he suddenly comes to the realization that he is missing something important.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Golden Freddy, Fritz Smith - Complete
Fancake reviews
It's the seventh night in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, and Fritz is present yet again to fill in for the usual night guard, presumably sick at home or something. The night is quieter than usual, and the substitute night watch decides to fill time by watching the cupcake and fan have conversation.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Fritz Smith - Complete
Phone Guy and the Purple Man reviews
Purple Man spends the night enthusing to Phone Guy about is various likes and hobbies as they get used to the new Freddy Fazbear's Pizza location.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2015 - [Phone Guy, The Murderer/William Afton] - Complete