the ten troll commandments

I.though shall eat thy chicken thy enemy has given thee

II.thou shall laugh and write at comedicintentionalmistakes

III.thou shall read the guidelines and disregard them

IV.thou shall come to the aid of those who are scarred by false 'critiquers' and smite them with spam

V.thou shall start pointless wars where neither side can win

VI.thou shall have bitches and hoes when you end a war, and start one all over again

VII.thou shall laugh at the idiots who hath fallen into thy web of stupidity

VIII.thou shall not flame another soul, for it is uncivilized to get a troll's hand's dirty

IX.thou shall write porn in the K+ section

X.thou shall spread discourse among the idiot union

XIIIICCCXXXX.thou shall have this accesible to the public, so as to be copied and pasted onto a forum and abused for it's contradictions and grammer problems

my mary sue. i mean oc.

NAME:Va,gina, pussy fuckme.

RAce: a mother fucking nigger with wet back roots. he dresses like a girl and cut off her own penis at tweleve. he then procceded to put it on his nose, so she has a vagina nose.

Powers: can make anyone fall in love with her, and makes anyone suck her dick. she also has a vagina on her head that can speak french.

a truth or dare fic where eveyone dies the end.