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Author has written 2 stories for American Dragon: Jake Long, and Alex Rider. Um...hi. Not sure what I'm supposed to write here...so I'll just write. Favorite... Book: Alex Rider (And my own, of course. Even if it's not published yet...) Band: Evanescence Song: Hmm...a few. My Immortal, Already Gone, Fireflies, Careless Whispers (Seether), Beautiful Soul, Angels (Not sure who it's by, something with temptation)...it goes on and on... Color: Green and white Power to young People! Sticking up for young writers everywhere...WOOHOO! Story(ies) I Might Consider Writing? (If you're nice, that is) Forever: One of Alex's largest advantages in his job is his age, leading enemies to underestimate him. He always expected that MI6 would let him go when he got older, but that can't happen if he's not aging, now can it? (Already finished prologue, if you copy this, I WILL find you.) I told your boyfriend he was gay, and he hit me with his purse. Hannah Montana is about to jump off a building, and 92 of America is gasping in horror. If you are part of the 8 screaming "Jump, idiot, jump!" Copy and paste this onto your profile. Quotes I Found And Liked "Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying." - Unknown "Death is God's way of saying, 'You're fired!' with no second chance. Suicide is humanity's way of saying, 'You can't fire me! I quit!" - Unknown "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." - Doulas Adams "Dont upset me im running out of places to put the bodies." - Unknown "They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -Unknown "Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over." -Unknown |
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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 371,324 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 3,284 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
The Sun Shines Bright for You by Elephantsneedwater reviews
When Clark Kent is the blind date that her mother set her up with Annie Westmore can't help, but wonder how her life can get any better. The guy she likes is finally within arms reach and her job as a reporter at The Daily Planet is going great, but an interview with the Man of Steel changes everything. What will she do when Superman shows an interest in her? Revamp of story.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,081 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/8/2018 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, OC]
Truth, Fear, and Love by Spaidorade reviews
Max opens up to the girls about her fears about Fang, only to find out that Fang had been eavesdropping the whole time. Full FAXNESS! I do not own MR. I am a teenage girl, definitely not a middle aged man... No offense JP.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Max, Fang
Veracity by Valak reviews
Lies are easy,the truth so difficult. After living a life of lies as a spy turned assassin Alex is faced with his past when he is captured and sent to Brecon Beacons. While there he is forced to find the hardest truth of all, that which is within himself.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Interludes by Eowyn77 reviews
MoS 'verse, set between a superhero being brought to his knees and a certain, fateful introduction. It would take months for Metropolis to return to normal, and while Superman is patient, Clark isn't quite THAT patient. Lois is either smitten or in denial, but regardless, a world-class reporter never stops asking questions.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,783 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Perry W., Martha K. - Complete
FBI Involved by OCD girl reviews
At Brookland, Charlie, Don and the gang are visiting to give a lecture. In the school auditorium, Alex starts to get worried. When the school is attacked, what will Alex do? Will he be able to keep his secret from all those involved?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,766 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
A Race to Protect by ASP AUS reviews
A new Huntsclan student shoots Jake with a dart that keeps him in his dragon form. What happens when some citizens of New York find him unconscious and wounded? How will they sweep THIS under the carpet?
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,423 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Jake - Complete
Guidelines to Loving an Incognito Superhero by SchadenFreude95 reviews
There are two very good reasons why I shouldn't have feelings for Clark Kent (Besides him being ridiculously out of my reach.) 1. He is totally in love with Lois Lane. 2. I think he might be Superman. Clark Kent/OC
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 176,677 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, OC - Complete
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
One Big Happy Family by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
After a rescue mission K-Unit are horrified at what Alex has been through so decide to take him into their flat to recover as Jack is gone and MI6 are now his legal Guardians. Full Summery inside. Sequel posted!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,454 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Misster Congeniality by InkyWombat reviews
Alex gets sent to a male teen modelling summer camp with K-Unit as counsellors. Sparks will fly when SCORPIA reappears and someone believed to be dead rises from the grave. Inspired by the film Miss Congeniality. Please R&R.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Behind the Mask by booksandhockey reviews
He'd just revealed his secret identity to a complete stranger, and that alone implied that he trusted me. That was enough, right? He was Spiderman. That should be enough. -PeterP./OC
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,865 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man
The Price Of My Life by Karai III reviews
Scorpia did not take action against Alex immediately after the Invisible Sword mishap. But when they do a lot more people get involved. For the 2009 Alex Rider SpyFest See inside for full summary
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,140 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle
Trigger by xxfolkvir reviews
The difference between the impossible and possible lies in a person's determination. Alex is full of determination and is not afraid to use it, but at what cost? Many paths are laid out in front of him; his choice will be the catalyst for many others.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,337 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
A New Beginning or Not by Izzy-I.R.T reviews
The sight that greeted him when he was able to see the full view of the assembly almost made his jaw drop. Blunt and Jones were at his school. K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,842 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Last Spy Standing by Ali Ranger51 reviews
When Jack is killed by Scorpia, MI6 make good with their threat to reveal Alex to the world and Alex is sent back to Brecon Beacons to train and for protection. While the entire world is shaken from the revelation of the teenage super spy, Alex must deal with not only the new batch of SAS recruits, but assassination attempts and the ever interfering K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,416 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Alex R./Cub
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
From Brookland to Brecon Revised by agentcherub reviews
Brookland school goes to Brecon Beacons. Alex rejoins K-unit. previous training revealed-what will his classmates think of the "druggy" now? Please review. First Storyfic.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/4/2009
Cross Country by ovolamp reviews
ON HIATUS. Alex has decided to participate in his schools annual cross country for the first time in three years. And, as per usual, trouble follows him, in the form of a psychotic killer, and one very pissed off SAS man. Now a Two-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
License to Die by WeAreTomorrow reviews
RE-POSTED. Life just can't give Alex a break. Neither can Scorpia. When they capture him, it's up to his old unit to get him back... no matter the costs. Previously: Home Sweet SAS
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Alex R./Cub, A. Blunt - Complete
What? by Rosette113 reviews
Jack/Blake! blake is part of a certain unit we all love Well Jack met somebody. Just Alex isn't sure he wants her with that guy. But what happens when the rest of the unit finds out? you will eventually find out who Blake is.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eagle, Jack S. - Complete
A Wacky High School by LolittaDeath reviews
The Cullens are going to high school again. This time the students are doing more then just fantasizing about them. What will happen when the students try to hook up with Cullens? Can they keep them at bay while hiding their identities? E&B R&E A&J R&J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009
Times Are A'Changin' by Micaiah Absalomsen reviews
Whoever said life was fair, was clearly not talking about Alex's. After his school is attacked, he ends up spending some quality time at his favourite SAS camp. Unfortunately, life gets in the way once again, and now everyone around him is in danger. DISCONTINUED.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,771 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Web of deceptions by Bitchy Princess reviews
With Jack dead, his cover blown and everyone sent to Brecon Beacons. Alex must survive training, his peers, Scorpia's vengence and his growing feelings for a certain seemlingly innocent girl, with a past darker than his own. Or its death... and worse.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,701 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Perry White Knows All by Mouserocks-nerd reviews
Clark Kent is going through a rough time in his life. Perry White has stumbled on to the revelation of a lifetime. Two of them, actually. And as it turns out, Clark needs a father figure now more than ever.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,155 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Perry W.
living hell by James Blond reviews
Alex's life has become living hell from not only from MI6 but now from school. When the bulling goes to far Alex finds him self alone on the streets, trying to balance three different lives.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,381 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 7/11/2009
Band Together by True Colours reviews
Alex never expected to find himself playing guitar on-stage with two geeks, a chav, a pink-haired rocker and an ex-self harmer, but here he is. Exactly how is this going to save a teenage poet from death at the hands of the so-called deceased?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,021 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
My Wonderful Life by Solar-Rose reviews
Alex returns to the SAS for more training until MI6 are ready to give him his next mission. I really suck at summaries. Not totally sure about the rating. may go up, may not.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Gallagher Academy, to the Max by Flying-Squirrelz reviews
Gallagher Girl/MR crossover. The flock guys go to Blackthorne, while the girls to to Gallagher. Then they have the Blackthorne/Gallagher exchange. What happens when they meet up again? Rated T. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Max, Fang
Raven by Maeve Hawk reviews
Bella is a famous singer named Raven and attends Forks High. What happens when the Cullens find out? Starts at the beginning of Twilight. Not like Hannah Montana except for the whole double life thing. The Cullens are vamps. T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,654 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella
Clark Versus Lex by Mouserocks-nerd reviews
-UPDATED!- After Luthor discovers Superman's secret identity, he takes matters into his own hands by taking him down when he least expects it. How will his actions effect the lives of Clark Kent and those closest to him? Read and Review, Please! XD
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,074 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El, Lex
A Weeks Visit by The Fallen Dark Angel reviews
when Bella invites Jessica and Angela to spend a week at the Cullens home what will happen? will the secret be unvealed? how will they fair to seeing Renesmee? R&R plz.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,481 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Angela, Jessica - Complete
It's Not A Simple Life by multicoloured carpet reviews
Alex Rider is about to be exposed, and no one knows what to do.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,677 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Fight by HollyBlue2 reviews
Tom Harris is behaving strange when Alex gets back from his latest mission. He eventually finds out what is wrong. Realising it could put them both in jeopardy they have to find somwhere safe to stay. Now belongs to Iamawesome from now on Chapter 13
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
I Choose by PensiveGirl reviews
Percy thinks he was right in choosing immortality, but being a god is far from a walk in the park! Apparently living forever doesn't entitle you to a get-out-of-jail-free pass when it comes to Olympians messing with your life.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,761 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Percy J.
Secret Agent? by moo-like-a-llama reviews
Alex Rider was a secret agent. Key word: Secret. As in hidden...unknown...discrete, undetected, private, stealthy...Well that's all down the drain now...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,808 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008
Caught In The Crossfire by Karai III reviews
K-unit inadvertently cause Alex serious injury while he is on an undercover mission. Because of a twist in events they mistake him for the enemy and in an ensuing battle Alex ends up in the hospital. Check out my profile for a full summary.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Snake
Spartan Pride by Crowlows19 reviews
A threat sends five SAS units to Brookland School. Can Alex keep his greatest secret, one Blunt doesn't even know about, from being exposed not only to his classmates but to K-Unit? Discontinued and Rewritten.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Witches and Musicians by The Mortal Slytherpuff reviews
When Draco Malfoy's life is threatened, Hermione Granger is asked to take him in to hiding. She decides what better place to go then Camp Rock with her cousin Caitlyn Geller! Will Draco survive the summer? AU Post Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,925 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009
Decisions to Make by cecilia ann reviews
No one ever accused Alex Rider of having it easy. Jack dieing messes Alex up in a way that no one could have imagined. So when he is sent back to camp to live until he either turns 18 or finally agrees to work for MI6 you can't blame him for what happens.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,198 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009
This can't be good by Blue-Moon-silver-star reviews
Durring a training mission in Beacon Brecon Alex and K-Unit gets sucked into Eragon along with our favorite Assassin and terrorist group? Hopefully up tomorrow! Eragon Alex rider x-over no slash!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
Safe Or Not by citylights319 reviews
Alex sighed in frustration. "Do I have a choice in the matter?" Mr. Blunt answered. "I should say not."
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Secrets by Ambrele reviews
All Alex ever wanted to be was normal..... well thats down the drain now!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,736 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008
Archangels by californiarolldreams reviews
Fang is a prince of the world Seraph. His father is dead and he must take the throne. He needs a queen, so he travels to Earth with a new life. But there are ones that will do anything so he doesn't find his queen. Will he find her in time? AU. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Fang, Max
Singing with the unexpected by Itssostrangehere reviews
Alex singing in the shower? who stole his towel? Pimento cheese and santa claus.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009
Camp K Unit by WhimsicalHeart reviews
Alex is protecting the son of a retired general but MI6 decides he needs back up. So they send in K Unit, pretending to be counsellors at the Summer Camp.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,254 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub
The Truth by Stupid-little-Lamb110 reviews
Bella gets guilty for lying to Charlie. Edward goes and ask Carlisle to see if the Volturi will be ok with it. But what happens when Charlie sees edward hunt. How will Charlie feel.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Charlie S., Bella
Newton's a goner by bellapouts reviews
Sequel to Evil Little Prankster. The Cullen's are out to get Mike Newton's big brother Nick who wants to claim Bella for himself. He teams up with Jacob and Jessica to bring down the Cullen's. And so begins an all out prank war...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,658 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Shackled by The bestest ever123 reviews
When Jack dies Alex decides he's had enough so he leaves. But MI6 isn't ready to let him go that easily. Unable to let him go on missions without the risk of him escaping, they strike a deal with the SAS...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009
Magical Experience by EdwardCullen4President reviews
HPxover. Carlisle gets a letter from his old friends, Albus, asking for assistance to protect Hogwarts against the evil Voldemort. Soon, the Cullens and Jacob are off to Hogwarts. AT/AU. After BD & during OotP. Canon. E/B A/J Em/R C/Es HP/CC/GW RW/HG
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,768 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Bella
Forks Again by l'ordinateur de terre reviews
After many years, the Cullen's return to Forks, to face high school--again. People hitting on the Cullens, Emmett's pranks, school dances, and any other thing that could happen in high school. POST BREAKING DAWN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008
Find a task by Amirea reviews
Alex has one task: destroying Scorpia - while keeping the one he loves alive. Alex/OC UNDER REWRITING AND BETAING. Done till Ch. 2.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,436 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub
SOS, SAS by WingsOutSpread reviews
SCORPIA have targeted Alex's school, so MI6 came up with an idea to keep them all safe. Send a load of SAS men to teach and protect them. Blunt has lost it, but how will Alex keep it all together? Rated T for safety. Slight Snake/Fox
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,946 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Used by Fallingintonothing reviews
Alex in called late at night to come into MI6. Alex left that life. But they want him back- badly. What could be so wrong that they are willing to kidnap him in daylight? He soons finds out- now he wishes he never had.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009
The Cullens: Face Of The Freak by I Am The Sparkly Vampire reviews
Vampires have been exposed to the human world and teh cullens are famous via twilight new moon eclipse and breaking dawn ect. The volturi are dead. Yes DEAD all of them. Emmett comes up with the idea to enter a have your own reality tv show competion...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Hardy Boys and the Cullen Caper by Flightgirl reviews
Wary of Edward, Charlie hires the Hardy Boys, who are the sons of his friend Fenton, to investigate into his daughter's boyfriend's past. But the more they dig, the more questions come up, and the more crazy they think they're going. T for craziness. On Hiatus, but definitely will be resumed someday.
Crossover - Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,435 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008
Story of a Freed Owl by MaxRideNut reviews
A white owl avian experiment looks back on her past. And might turn it in for her digital movie making class. Probably K-plus, but I'll rate it T just in case. WARNING! Third book spoiler! NINTH CHAPTER UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,136 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/2/2009
Spy High by pudding pop reviews
Bella is caught hacking the government security system, and is given the chance to either go to jail, or attend Schaefer high school, oterwise known as "Spy High" They send children on missions to save the world.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,033 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Round Two by Madd Kougar reviews
Alex returns to SAS to help out with a batch of hand me down recruits. New characters. Maybe a return of an old friend.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,105 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Darks Academy by Mufasa Lives On reviews
It was hell - brick, dusty and isolated. The people were slowly becoming twisted, strange events occuring shortly thereafter. And Alex was there. Stuck in the middle.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,414 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Alex R./Cub
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Secret no More by Illadaran reviews
What would happen if the WORLD were to find out the identities of all secret agents. Well find out.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Temptation by xxfolkvir reviews
Some lines are not meant to be crossed. One step over the boundary could result in disasterous consequences. Alex will dance between the lines. But the question is, which way will he fall?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,421 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
Spy Transissions by RealitySwitcher reviews
Alex has just returned from his latest mission in India, during which he was tortured. But now his school has been attacked and he is sent back to hell on earth with his fellow students for safety. And this time, it's not even his fault. K-Unit
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Perfectly Normal by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex is alone. Scorpia want him dead. These are the facts. But Alex knows only too well that in the world of lies and espionage, even basic truths can change.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,198 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Edwards Sleepover by Your Rose reviews
This is my first fanfic so... Well it is Edwards birthday and Esme says he has to invite all the guys in his grade,even Mike Newton. Bella has to stay with Alice and Rosalie. Jasper and Emmett have to stay with Edward just in case. story is better.R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Of Life and Death by Mriya reviews
Was going to discontinue, but I went through all the old reviews...I'll post another chapter soon.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Anywhere But Here by Scorpia710 reviews
Alex froze as well. Then, he smelt it. Some part of the helicopter was on fire, and Wolf, Eagle and Fox were still inside, and unconscious. Story for Spy Fest 2009.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,138 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Is There Really A Silver Lining For Every Cloud? by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Bella has been abused by her father Charlie ever since her mother died when she was eight. She has almost given up hope, Can Edward and the Cullens help her escape before it is too late?... EXB. RATED T-M for abusive scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
Day To Day Pushing The Boundaries by HirstAtHeart reviews
Alex strives for normality but another assassination attempt, not only makes him stand out more, leaves his safety in the hands of a very disgruntled and familiar SAS unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,438 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009
Killing Assassins That Quite Like Your Girlfriend by Ashabagawa reviews
When Alex's arch nemesis turns up at his school,everything goes a bit wrong. For a start, Alex has to cancel his football game tickets in order to get rid of him and then Jack manages to lock herself out of the car while it's still running...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009
Parental Unit by ScOrPiA pOiSoN reviews
Wolf gets called to the R&G for what he thinks is bodyguard duty. When he discovers that isn't the case, lives are changed and suddenly he's trooping through uncharted territory. The story behind Parental differences. ADOPTED FROM CROWLOWS19 R&R NO FLAMES
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,178 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Caught Up by xLady-Salvatore-Belikovax reviews
Twilight/Harry Potter crossover. The Cullen kids and Bella gets sucked into the world of Harry Potter. What happens when they get sorted into the houses and starts to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? AU! Hehe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,408 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Spin The Bottle by Fanpires101 reviews
Bella is just and ordinary girl living in Forks, but when Mike Newton invited her to a party and the Cullen's show up what happens? What happens when Emmett suggests spin the bottle? Will anyone survive? My version of Twilight.Cullen's are Vamps.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Striving to Survive by Drayconette reviews
Recovering from his trip to space, Alex and Jack's plans are interrupted by an attack. He is forced, along with other individuals, to attend an SAS camp for protection and 'survival training.' Will the spy survive MI6's latest attempt to ruin his life?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
Going Home, School, Love by VampireFeatherz.xxx reviews
My first fanfiction! Please R&R. About Max and the flock going back to her family and going to school and stuff. FAAAAAAXXX. and NIGGY.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Max, Fang
In His Blood by Jusmine reviews
Alex was born to be a spy. It’s in his blood, and he can’t help but want to save everyone. - Oneshot - Written for SpyFest.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
You Can Run but You Can't Hide by Anne Phoenix reviews
Following the events of Never Say Never, Alex tries his best to forget his terrible ordeal. But when he finds a letter written by his uncle, he can't help but investigate. Before long, Alex finds himself on the run with nowhere left to turn.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,614 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Complete
This Means War! by SkylarkRequiem reviews
INDEFINITE HIATUS! Alex is tricked into attending a survival camp, but his mood changes when he finds out who's camping next door... Now it's time for pay back and Alex plans to do it in style. Super spy style.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,355 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Alex R./Cub
Darkest Hour by AidennPluto reviews
Twilight Harry Potter crossover. When Snape reveals that Voldemort's new allies are vampires, the Order of the Phoenix is hard-pressed to find a way to fight back. Unfortunately, the only one who can help them is a vampire himself. On Hold
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,332 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
Jessica, You're Crazy by booksandmusic19 reviews
What if Jessica found out the truth about the Cullens? After Breaking Dawn, the Cullens are still in Forks. Chapter 3 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Jessica - Complete
The Worst Nightmare! by balletvaki reviews
Seconds later, the menacing snarls came from a distance. Jacob and Edward were fighting! rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Trying by punkrose1818 reviews
One of Alex Riders best friends wants to help him. Will he let them?K just to be safe. R&R please !
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2009
Big Kid Now by Crowlows19 reviews
Jack goes back to America for two weeks to spend time with her family and attend her sister's wedding. Alex has to stay behind for school. Guess who he's rooming with. NOT RELATED TO PARENTAL DIFFERENCES!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,351 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Eagle, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Not Exactly by Maudey reviews
Alex always wanted a father. Jack always wanted a husband. Yassen doesn't quite equal the perfect solution, but he's close enough. Jack/Yassen multichapter future MI6 muddling.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,420 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Unrecognizable by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex is at the SAS camp training with K-Unit, and has been for 2 years. All is well until a group of kids show up. You guessed it, it's the Brookland schoolkids! So now Alex has to hide his identity. Hard when he's in charge of the kids isn't it. Complete
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Complete
Never Say Never by Anne Phoenix reviews
Alex should have been safe. After all, he was just taking part in a training exercise … right? Right, but in Alex's world, adventure and mystery are never far away.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,640 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Demasked by Sacmis reviews
Having lost everything, Alex is sent back to the SAS training camp. But even here, he can't escape old demons and even makes new ones. How far can a 14 year old be pushed? And what lengths will a unit go to for their 5th member?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,245 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
The Secret Revealed by xxpipxx reviews
Set between eclipse and BD When Lauren and Mike overhear the Cullen's secret, things get nasty. With the Volturi involved, and lives on the line, the world of the vampires is suddenly at stake.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Project SAS by sheluby94dreamer reviews
Alex is back in school after his latest mission Snakehead. He's in his tenth year, and after two weeks in, Scorpia decides to take over his school for revenge. Alex and twenty other students are forced to go to SAS camp because they were witnesses.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,039 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008
I'd Never Have Believed It by almuvira reviews
Ever wondered if Bella's was a true story? What would happen to the Cullens if they were exposed to the world through an almost 500 page novel?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Dangerous by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex has faced death too many times to be scared of it. Some say he isn’t scared of anything. They’re wrong. When Alex is faced with his greatest fear, he runs. For the one thing he can never allow himself to do is lose control. Contains strong language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,702 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
My BodyGuard by Fondle-Me-Elmo reviews
Bella and Alice are the daughters of famous Fashion designer Esme Cullen and famous brain surgeon Carlisle Cullen.What happens when the Cullens Recieve a threatening letter and Carlisle Decides to get the girls bodyguards.Who will these bodyguards be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullens Exposed: Twilight Style by smileyfriees reviews
What would happen if the Cullens went to see Twilight the movie and were recongnized? This is our take on that. All Cullens Jake Post Breaking Dawn R/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
The plot to Mikes demise by ImWithTheVampires181 reviews
How did one sketch pad get them all into so much trouble? An Edward and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Swan Family Reunion by twilightlover10612 reviews
Set in the summer between Twilight and New Moon. Bella is going to California for the annual Swan Family Reunion! There will be sunshine and games! not all the swans are quiet people. Will Edward be able to stay away and out of the sunlight? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Uncovering Love with Music by musicbooksandfamily reviews
Bella Swan, a famous flute player/singer, is invited to play with the even more famous Cullen Family Band. Bella- Human, Cullens-Vampires BxE, RxE, AxJ, CxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Flightless Bird by Maggiepie34 reviews
Bella, Edward, and Carlisle just happen to be on the same plane as it crashes onto a deserted island. They are the only survivers. They have never met. Edward and Carlisle are Vampires, Bella is human.REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,908 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Jealous? by x-Fanpire-x reviews
Esme hates the nurses of Forks hospital with good reason. Did you expect Carlisle to get jealous about a Doctor flirting with his wife? You better believe it. Two-parter about Carlisle and Esme getting jealous. CarlislexEsme
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Twilight Office Crossover by Morine123 reviews
Twilight/The Office crossover. The Cullens have decided to join the Dunder Mifflin crew. But Jim is still pretending to be a vampire. How will the Cullens play in this prank? You need to watch The Office to understand. Fluff, both JAM and Edward/Bella. AU
Crossover - Office & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,042 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008
Rejected by emmettsmyfave reviews
Jessica spots a single new hot guy at her school. After Lauren is turned down, it's her turn to try to get this guy, click to find out what happens! one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Jessica, Edward - Complete
Teaching, SAS Style by FunFlirtyFlute reviews
When MI6 learns that Scorpia has targeted Alex and his school they bring in the SAS. 5 units are designated to protect the school and students and to do that they will have to...teach! Alex tries to hide from K-Unit, but will they find out who he is?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Caught on Camera by SlytherinHippie reviews
Two teenagers catch Carlisle Cullen drinking blood from a deer on camera and post the video on Youtube. What happens when the Cullen's most precious secret is revealed to the world? R&R, BellaxOc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009
Whats With Emmet? by Nancy Twilight Heart reviews
What happens when Emmet swallows a sour worm? Will he Reveal the Cullens secret? I suck at summaries Thanks for reading Enjoy:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
A Call From Washington by cowboykelly17 reviews
Alex gets an assignment to be the President's daughter's bodyguard.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Dear Diary by classic charm reviews
*NOT A ONESHOT* edward has a journal. mike finds it breaking and entering. my feeble attempt at humor, i take reviews!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,428 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
High School Again by for sure reviews
50 years after Breaking Dawn and the Cullens are back at Forks High! The Cullens can handle Forks High, but can Forks High handle them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009
Famous by twilightseries4life reviews
All human. Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are a famous hollywood couple. Edward and Bella need a break from all the hollywood madness so they get disguises and try to blend in at forks high. What will happen? Its already BxE but Give this a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cullens Become Famous by xoCharleen-Halexo reviews
After Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, Bella's learns about something that she would've never learned the Cullens Became famous Hollywood stars. Now that Edward became a movie star she wants to find him and talk to him, and find out the truth.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella
Vampire Boot Camp by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
When the Cullens see their movie, they're enraged. What better revenge than to teach those actors how vampires really do it? This is Vampire Boot Camp.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009
Ski Day, Cullen Style by conspiracie reviews
The Cullens decide that baseball is getting old. Their new pastime? Ripping up the slopes at Crystal Mountain. Let the Washington skiers beware. Total fluff fiction, each chapter written from the point of view of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009
Secrets Revealed by snipergirlx27 reviews
Alex Rider is back at his school pretending to be normal again. But SCORPIA has other plans. They attack his school with every intention of killing him and everyone in it. For protection, Alex and his class are sent to the SAS. Can he keep his cover?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Camp Cullen by Mrs.CaptainPeroxide reviews
Vamps. AU. Canon pairings. Rated M just in case. Hormonal teenagers. Drama. Vampires. Bella and her co-counsellors will have a lot to deal with as crushes blossom, jealousy flares and mythic creatures become reality. Poor unsuspecting humans...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,865 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008
Forever Is Shorter Than I Thought It Was by twilighter0001 reviews
It's been a long time since Bella was changed into a vampire. When she, the rest of the Cullens and Jake return to Forks a couple decades later, who comes looking for them? Will Jake have some compition winning Nessie's heart? And...is that Mike Newton?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
Haven by jacuzzin reviews
I was the school bully, and though he had no reason to, I wanted Alex to trust me.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Scandal by WestCoastIsHome reviews
This is the continuation of Double I 4 My Guyz's story. Bella and Edward are caught at night. Charlie jumps to conclusions. The police are involved. The vampires must get sneaky. And . . . that thing is not supposed to sing, but it is. Canon pairings. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
First Day at Forks High by peaceANDloveANDhappiness reviews
The cullen's first day at forks high school from Jessica's POV. This is my first fanfiction and it isn't very good but i hope you like it. Please Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Jessica - Complete
Newton's Laws of Gravity by naiyangel reviews
Everyone hates Mike Newton. I’m not a fan either, but he deserves to have his own story told! How did the almostbest friend take in all the strange events? Mike had a rough time in the books and fanfics! Please review, feel free to flame.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,283 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/17/2007
The Assembly by M333gan reviews
Scoripa comes to Brookland for Alex.Rated T for possible language
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008
Roses by SmartA55 reviews
Max and the flock are enrolled in school. Drama breaks out when the school has a fundraiser to sell roses. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008
Visitor by teamedward240 reviews
Renee comes to visit Bella. What will Renee think of her daughter and her vampire love? Set about Mid-Eclipse. Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Renée
Beck Raemer Aex Rider, big touble by Bee-007 reviews
Beck Raemer is the daughter of the famous, slightly eccentric journalist Richard Raemer. When her dad discovers Alex Rider - guess who gets sent in to Brookland to investigate - Becks in for a wild ride!
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
Mike's Plan: The Mike Challenge by jerzeychick375 reviews
Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to get Bella away from Edward. Mike is a litte ooc.RxR please! Disclaimer: i own nothing! Enjoy Mike's many ridiculous plans on how to win Bella's heart away from Edward!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,503 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Mike, Bella - Complete
The List by AbsolutAnda reviews
One of Alex's classmates gets a glimpse into the dangers of his life, and it's something she'll never forget. Oneshot. No pairings...ever!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
The world is saved or is it by Nikik reviews
The flock has finally saved the world. At least that is what they think. They live a normal life with the exception of some saving the world action. The flock might attend school.some Fax. rated t for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008
Bella Revealed by B-Vamptastic reviews
A surprising event happens on an ordinary day in Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love me always by bellard reviews
Edward Cullen is famous and extremely bored with the girls he meets until he meets Bella. She is kind beautiful, and will do anything possible to stay out of Edward's arms. Is there love bloom, or will it never come? There are vampires! Sum. Sux!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Bashed Up by Under an Aegis reviews
Alex and Tom become target for the school bullies. When they all gang up on Alex oneday outside school Alex snaps and everything get's out of hand. And will Alex lose Tom as his friend or will his only tie to the real world turn his back? My first AR fic
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2008
How to Skip Geography by Twerd reviews
Why is it Scorpia will never leave him alone? Alex is under attack again.! Scorpia have come to Brookland. How is he going to get out of this one? n.b set after Snakehead, rated K plus because of violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007
From the Past by lavenderxbella reviews
Its been 70 years since Bella got married to Edward and was changed. The Cullens have faked her death. When they enroll at Cope High School they don't know Rachel Evans is Jessica Stanley's grandaughter. Rachel recognizes them fron a picture.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Jessica
Papa Cullen by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Johnny loved Edward Masen, the famous boxer. So he was devasted when he "died". Its now fifty years later when John was walking down the street when he sees a young man who resembles his favorite dead boxer a little too much...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2008
How Do They Know? Pt 1: Twilight by MoonsilverTwilight reviews
Twilight gets published in the Twilight world. How will our favourite characters deal with it? Isn't as cliché as it sounds! Please give it a chance. I'm planning on writing one for New Moon and Eclipse too. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Games by Alice Hale-Cullen reviews
Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, Lauren, Tyler, Jessica, Mike, Angela, and Ben all decide to play games together at the Cullen household!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/9/2008
Impossible by MoonsilverTwilight reviews
Edward has just killed Victoria, with plenty of eyewitnesses, including Charlie, and just about all of the students Forks High School. How will Bella and the rest of the Cullens explain to them what has happened?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008
Case Study by amitai reviews
Sequel to 'An Object Lesson'. Wolf and Alex are partners, but even the best partnerships have to start somewhere. Their beginning just isn't as good as it could have been...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 431 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Sub Zero by amitai reviews
Alex is partnered with another boy, a 16 year old who thinks his age makes him better than Alex. When the two of them are put in the field, however, how is he going to cope?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006
Immortal Souls by anistacy reviews
What happens when you combine Jasper with an evil plan? What do you get when you give Emmette a fire extinguisher? What will happen if Edward gets lost in a forst in Alaska with Bella and...the vile Mike Newton?Humor, Romance, Angst
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2007
Mythbusters, Meet the Cullens! by Saint Sarah reviews
What happens when the Mythbusters decide to test out wether or not vampires are real, and then end up running into the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007
Untitled for now by LamiaNox reviews
Alan Blunt is planning something, but what does it mean for Alex Rider? And how could it possibly involve his class and the SAS? Set after Scorpia.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007
Too Close to Home by Anne Phoenix reviews
Alex only ever wanted a normal life, but when terrorists attack his school, he finds himself mixed up in a terrible plot. Against his will, Alex is thrust back into a world of violence and danger.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,151 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Complete
An Object Lesson by amitai reviews
Everyone in Alex's school has thought him a bit wimpy, ever since his uncle died, and he started spending more and more time off school... with no good excuse. How will they react when they find out just how wrong they were? COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,151 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Pretty little thing by Montresor reviews
Edward stumbles onto Mike and his friends trying to do something that leaves Edward very,very angry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
My name's Cub by boothbonesforever reviews
Alex has to go to the SAS with his school. I can't do summaries or titles so please just read and sugest any good titles.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 356 - Published: 7/27/2007
The Summer Spent in Hell by demonchilde18 reviews
The Malfoys have gone over to the Light side and Draco is forced to spend the summer with Harry at the Dursley’s. Draco’s whole perspective of the Golden Boy is about to be changed. This is post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
An Imaginary Date with Bella by lbj reviews
Mike is in Biology and dreaming of a fake date with Bella. During Twilight before spring break, but while Edward and Bella are going out. One Shot that turned into more because people wanted me to finish it. Mikes POV Finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Alex Rider: Mission Jedi by Jedi Goat reviews
Alex RiderStar Wars crossover. MI6 gives Alex a new mission: to go with the Jedi to stop the blockade of Naboo. Friends and enemies old and new make appearances as Alex takes his spying and Jedi abilities to a galaxy wide level.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,542 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
Spying on Vampires by blondechick28 reviews
April spots Edward and Bella in the meadow and learns their secrets...all reviews welcome!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007
An Alan Blunt Adventure by Bluntly reviews
The Royal & General Bank is more than it appears. But to five teenage boys it is just a bank full of money. What will MI6 do when they discover they are being robbed?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2005
The Lost World by beyondthebatman reviews
Alex is, as he usually will be, fed up with MI6. But when Blunt and Mrs. Jones come to him and ask him to investigate a finding of the lost world of Atlantis, can he pass up the oppertunity of a lifetime?
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005
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Eternity reviews
One of Alex's largest advantages in the spy agency is his age. He expected to be let go when he turned eighteen, but what if he never got past 14? Just stopped aging. No flames plz, don't have much experience with this. Title can change with suggestions.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Alt Ending To 'The Rotwood Files' reviews
What happens if Brock really does expose Jake? Will he enslave magical creatures? And there's always the problem of Brad...R&R please no flames. Sorry that i suck at summaries. Oh, and what happens when old enemies are dragged into this big mess?
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Brad, Rotwood