Koolaidkiller
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Joined 02-04-13, id: 4525992, Profile Updated: 02-26-13
Author has written 2 stories for Regular Show, and Invader Zim.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy this onto your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I don't know what a fan character is)

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm FINNISH so I MUST have a drinking problem

I'm FINNISH so I MUST hate everything Swedish and Russian.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

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Dib Is Sick by PAT THE KITSUNE reviews
Confined to his bed, Dib finds comfort in the one being he never expected to be there for him. When his condition takes a turn for the worse, however, he must come to terms with his feelings for his old foe in order to defeat this new foe inside him. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 144,700 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10m - Published: 8/21/2011 - Zim, Dib
ZADR Orange by PAT THE KITSUNE reviews
Sick of his home life, Dib turns for help to the one person who has ever fully understood him and undergoes a life-changing procedure meant to help him let go. Little does he know what such a change will give rise to in the end. ZADR RAPR TAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 193 - Words: 434,664 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zim, Dib
Mirrorworld by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Ed managed to prove that he was truly from a different world, and Alfons finds himself captive in Ed's dream of opening the Gate. HeiEd, premovie, AU.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 299,168 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
This Empty Feeling by radredknuxfan reviews
Mordecai finally gets everything he's ever wanted. He gets a date with Margaret, and he finally gets the perfect first kiss. So why does he feel so empty inside? Could he have feelings for someone else? Morby. Please read and review! (Cover created by BlueLightningXD) COMPLETE
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,658 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Built For Sin - Bitter Sweet by Phenobarbital reviews
Sequel - Edward made his choice, he said he would do anything for Alphonse and he meant it. He'd given his life and his unnatural love to his own brother and it was the hardest thing he'd ever have to live with. He knows that his love for Alphonse is enough to pull him through anything...but he could never have guessed how much it would hurt. Rating T/Mild M. (Please Read A/Notes)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 406,495 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Supplication of a Dead Man's Hand by Sedentary Wordsmith reviews
Ed is only a bit miffed: after their long journey, he had been looking forward to telling everybody himself. But he supposes he can't be too angry at Mustang for getting overly excited. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Box Full of Memories by S-Tavarez reviews
Stan thinks having a crush on his best friend is hard enough, but when Kyle begins to act strange, he realises that his crush on him should be the least of his worries. Contains slash, gore, violence, abuse, torture. I do not own South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hambo's Hurt by LeaxoftheUnderworld reviews
Hambo gets hurt and they're almost out of string. Marcy worries about what will happen when there's no longer any left?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Marceline A., Ice King - Complete
Forever Friends by K. Strange reviews
Let me tell you a story, not just any story. A story about me and my forever awesome best friend; Mordecai. A story of true friendship that will last forever. ONE-SHOT! (R&R!)
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Rigby, Mordecai - Complete
Blame it on the Rain by AlwaysAimingForAdorable reviews
not much to say your just gonna have to read! human cause i say so also boyxboy so dont like dont read
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Don't let the Flame Die Out! by Arristo reviews
What if Princess Bubblegum and Jake hadn't made it in time? When Finn and Flame Princess kissed and she burned through the earth, what if he went after her? And by himself too! Rating is K plus, but T content for character death. One-Shot
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/14/2012 - [Finn, Flame Princess] Jake, Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Prey by Suki-Itami reviews
Confused for 10 years about his friend's abandonment, Kyle makes a horrible mistake: he marries Eric Cartman. 6 months afterward, he realizes this mistake but can't and won't do anything about it. Until a certain raven-haired man comes back into his life.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,756 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kyle B. - Complete
Psych 101 by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Love as people know it is an illusion. It's as simple as that. The emotion has nothing to do with souls or hearts it's just a psychological occurrence. [Elricest, onesided WinxAl, language, fluff, vaugeness, some religious aspects, lots of psychology.]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
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Treachery and Lies reviews
Woo! Second fanfic! I suck at summaries... Zim has been missing from skool for days and Dib is starting to become concerned. When he finds the alien in his base, Dib starts to feel... differently about Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Zim, Dib
Possibilities reviews
First fic! Mordecai and Rigby have been best friends for years. What happens when one of them develops feelings more than just friendship? Read to find out!
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby