If we're being honest, this is no credit to me as a writer. At all. Therefore, if you enjoy a quick laugh and a boatload of cliches, please enjoy. If you are looking for my less horrific writing, you're in the wrong place. Let's just all pretend, when reading this, that you're laughing with me, not at me!

With the war against Gaea over, the seven, Nico and Thalia barely get a rest before Chiron informs them of the magical world of wizards and witches. Specifically, a boy named Harry Potter, who is entering his 5th year at Hogwarts. Percy's job for an entire year is to keep the Chosen One safe from Voldemort. But the evil wizard seems to know more about Percy than he should. AU

About a year after the Giant War, Chiron offers some of the campers to work in safe houses. This means living in the mortal world without fear of monster attacks. When Nico signed up for it he didn t know he would have to deal with high school, jealousy and nosy teenagers. Also the whole 'safe' thing doesn t exactly work if the monster in the kitchen is anything to go by. Solangelo