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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom, 225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, uchihasakura285, NarutoFanGurly, Fallen-Ryu, The Obsidian Blade, viel12

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, and want things like this to stop then copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight, don't make a sound!

I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse my name he calls

I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,

I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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The Road To Paradise by Ni'Rala vas Qwib Qwib reviews
Heroes tend to build a reputation after saving the world. In Naruto's case, it reached to the stars, to the attention of those in need of the best to do the impossible. Now Naruto faces new trials and adventures, joining Commander Shepard's team in the fight to stop the Collectors, and ending the Reaper threat before the galaxy is too far gone to save. NaruTali past NaruHina, AU
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 399,435 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 3/22/2012 - [Naruto U., Tali'Zorah] Shepard (M)
True Power by blackmage7536 reviews
Power beyond your imagining, how do you cope with such power? Why by teamwork of course, at least that is what Naruto is counting on. Naruto Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 181,041 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Kurenai Y., Anko M.
In Infinitum: First Contact by Victor Weiss reviews
In the year of 2581 the UNSC stumbles across a discovery hidden beneath their noses and now a new gateway to life outside of the Forerunner space is opened and with it comes all new challenges and rewards. Its time for First Contact. OC centric, some world building as needed and war. Lots and lots of war. Rated T for blood, language, violence and gore.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 149,945 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 9/19/2013
Frozen Elegy by The Blizzard Alchemist reviews
Even in winter, the cold isn't always bitter, and not every day is cruel. But some bargains were never really thought through. AU Frozen, with major spoilers for both Frozen and Cold Days of the Dresden Files.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Complete
Flesh Masks by Tears of Reese reviews
The Winchester brothers head to Chicago to check up on what seems to be your average, run-of-the-mill monster killing. Unfortunately, nothing is ever simple when Chicago's only openly practicing wizard P.I. is involved. As the three men follow the ever-confusing trail, one thing is clear: the fate of the world may not be at stake in this one, but it'll sure be a pain in the ass!
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,060 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., H. Dresden - Complete
Dresden's Daughters by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Harry, after having given birth to his new daughter (it's complicated!) and reconnected with his first one, has to balance the usual screwball mess that is his life with the more mundane screwball mess of being a single parent. Post-Skin Game. Beware Spoilers.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - H. Dresden, Maggie D.
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 5,272 - Follows: 5,751 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
The Dresden Fillies: False Masks by psychicscubadiver reviews
Almost a year has gone by for Harry Dresden since he left Equestria. Then he receives a strange letter from Twilight. He's glad to return, but dark rumors have spread since his first visit. A sequel to The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,913 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
15 Rules for Visiting Chicago by Stella Marshal reviews
The Avengers meet up with a certain Snarky Wizard PI. Chaos and a whole new set of headaches for Fury in sue. Skippy's List Avengers Style.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/13/2014 - H. Dresden, J. Kincaid, Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Now and Then by alcimines reviews
Mouse hangs around the Carpenter household - doing what he does.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Mouse - Complete
to see, to meet, to trust by forthwrite reviews
It was Halloween night, so I normally would not have noticed them, except that the robot was floating. Five feet above the ground.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/4/2014 - H. Dresden, Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Ninth Sekirei Pillar by Arthain reviews
The Elemental Nations are in ruins, the villages are destroyed, and the last of the Shinobi are on the run. Naruto's last ditch effort to stop Madara lands him and his last companion in a new world. A world in which a brutal tournament is taking place and the prize could mean the total destruction of both this new world, and his old one.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 699,733 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu, No. 08/Yume - Complete
Mass Effect: The First War by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 2,578 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
Mom by nemebean reviews
Characters from the Dresdenverse go to Disney World. Hilarity and "aww"s ensue.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Mab - Complete
A war is won by soldiers by Superpower Lottery reviews
The Avenger Initiative counted one member less before it even started. Director Fury would have to make do.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Nick F., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Mass Effect: Coda by DasSchneids reviews
Because we deserved a better ending. A real ending. One that shows the impact of our choices. Title lovingly ripped off from an absurdly long reddit rant by an understandably irate fan base. Let me know what you think in the reviews.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,066 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Shepard (M), Liara T'Soni
Risking Nonexistence by Ygrain33 reviews
An alternate ME3 ending, because EDI's development should matter. Rated for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/22/2013 - EDI, Shepard (M)
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 9,197 - Follows: 2,604 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Humans Strike Back by psykotic addiction reviews
Youkai and Hollows alike call humans weak and defenseless. They say it's due to the fact there are billions of them that they even manage to survive. This is Humanity kindly requesting you say that a little louder. *Click* *Click*
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 157,952 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Complete
Naruto Alpha by Freedom Guard reviews
This is a small project I decided to do in my open time while waiting for the replacement HD. This is a one shot spring board so don't be surprised if it is already complete when you see it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,798 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
NINJAS IN SPACE! by Ni'Rala vas Qwib Qwib reviews
On their journey to save the galaxy, Shepard finds himself vastly overshadowed by his strange new recruit... Publishers warning: lethal dosage of CRACK!
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Naruto U., Shepard (M) - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 1,490 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Consequences of an Honest Enemy by Bleedndreamz reviews
What if Naruto chose to stay and fight Sasori instead of chasing off after Deidara and Gaara? A story where Sasori opts to give Naruto the cold honest truth about his shinobi training, then giving him the knowledge that allows him to redeem it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 2,812 - Follows: 2,610 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Ayame
The Hire by Cabriel reviews
No longer a part of Team Possible, Ron Stoppable is still helping people in his own way. All he have are his skills and his ladies.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,867 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Ron S.
Tales of the FoxCat by Ozzallos reviews
An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 162,023 - Reviews: 1809 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Ranma, Naruto U.
What Lives On The Other Side by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Gard arrives a little late to the rescue- and Harry, John and Ivy take an unexpected trip through the Nevernever.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/16/2012 - H. Dresden, Ivy, J. Marcone - Complete
Naruto Deserted Island by Freedom Guard reviews
What do you do when you are stuck on an island with plenty of food and water, and the only company you have is a beautiful woman?Naruto is about to find out. Sequel in the works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 783,233 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 3,736 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 3,114 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Falling to pieces by xNamikazeKyuubix reviews
It was bound to happen sooner or later, when one was immortal and the other mortal. To be immortal, is it a blessing or a curse...well a certain immortal wishes she wasn't. One-shot! Character death! Fem!Kyuu! Sad-fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Eagle's Fall by CharNobyl reviews
Shanxi becomes the first human world since Earth to be invaded by hostile aliens. Outnumbered and reeling, the GDI troops dig in for war, hoping their trenches will not become their graves. The First Contact War, with GDI replacing the Systems Alliance.
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,362 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Complete
The Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends by psychicscubadiver reviews
Harry Dresden, Chicago's only professional wizard, is just looking for an escape from his latest set of enemies and happens to teleport into Equestria. Surely nothing could go wrong with that set-up.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,146 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, H. Dresden - Complete
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Spirit of Heroism by Setrus reviews
Michael Shepard died, but can his spirit? The story of Mass effect 2 as it should be. Sequel to 'The shell of heroism' M for lots of things. Now with the Arrival DLC.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 238,601 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
An Unexpected Return by Big-Babidi reviews
AU Returning from his trip with Jiraiya, a sixteen year old Naruto keeps reuniting with the last girls he thought he'd ever see again. The first ever NarutoHarem featuring all the girls from the filler arcs!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,557 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Naruto U., Yakumo
The Darkest Night by venomRED reviews
Commander Shepard has been killed in a surprise attack on the Normandy. While Cerberus rebuilds him, the members of his crew attempt to move on. A bridge piece between ME1 and ME2 following the SR1 crew. Rated M for language/violence/adult content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 106,555 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
I, EDI by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Co-written with Spaced20. What makes us "human"? Have Cerberus given EDI... emotions? A snapshot of her accidental journey of self-discovery.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2011 - EDI - Complete
Death of a Prophecy by Tsukune08 reviews
What happens when Naruto gives up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 269 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Gift of Fire by Mr. Red Hex reviews
When a prank on the Uchiha goes awry, Naruto's world suddenly takes a turn for the better! NarutoxKyuubixHinata DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 157,890 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect: A new past by Bombsquad reviews
A different history to Mass Effect in which Human technology develops along different lines than anything the Citadel knows...an Alternative History of Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,294 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
An Unanticipated Detour by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Teal'c had just turned into the residential grid of streets that housed his destination when a burst of brilliant light flared into existence at the side of the road.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Teal'c, Michael C. - Complete
The Shell of Heroism by Setrus reviews
What makes a hero? His renown? His actions? His sacrifices? His character? His motivations? And who judges this? His enemies? His allies? The people? Or his friends? The mass effect main story as it should be. M for violence and potentially other stuff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 192,096 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Ashley W., Tali'Zorah - Complete
Chance by Tsukune08 reviews
A Naruto and Samui one shot since there aren't enough of these pairings out there.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,650 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Naruto U., Samui - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
When Ghouls Grow Up by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
What if Shaggy and Scooby went back to Miss Grimwood's five years after the events of the movie? Shaggy is goign to find himself trapped in a school with hot teenaged monster girls who are thinking about looking for a mate, and not the Calloway Cadets.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,862 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Scooby Doo, Shaggy - Complete
Idiosyncratic Resilience by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[One-shot.] "Did you know that when I was five years old, I fell out a third story window?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Color of Shepard's Panties by SageQueen reviews
Commander Shepard is outfitting a team for a dangerous mission against impossible odds, and she'll do anything - even underwear modeling - to ensure success. Also starring Miranda, Kasumi, and a bewildered Kaidan Alenko. Spin-off from my ME2 fic,Valhalla
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Renegade by College Fool reviews
Now a collection of oneshots. Various encounters and viewpoints offering a glimpse of a True Renegade, the Butcher of Torfan, a man defined as "a Good man, but remember that Good isn't Nice and Nice isn't Good." On temporary but indefinite hiatus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,993 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Dum Spiro, Spero by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Belief is a verb: Michael Carpenter, in the wake of his daughter's rescue. Tag for Proven Guilty.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Michael C. - Complete
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 618 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just A Boy In A Ninja Mask by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Waking up in a Tokyo hounded by demons, aliens, and the Sailor Senshi, Naruto tries to live the life of a citizen. But when every enemy of the city wants his head, can he do that? By himself, with no allies or friends, he may not have an option.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,059 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto - Complete
Patron Saint of Posting Bail by Brownish reviews
Harry keeps shelling out for the Carpenter kids. Oneshot, futurefic.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Stargate: Thirdspace by andrewjameswilliams reviews
In the 26th century a group of Tau'ri warships is sent to a newly discovered galaxy, triggering a war that could see the extinction of all life in the universe. B5/Stargate Crossover.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,416 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 5/14/2006
The Outside, Looking In by Brownish reviews
Harry is called to Molly's school to administer disciplinary action.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 4,412 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
The Nukenin Chronicles by peppymint reviews
Drabbles set within my story From the Ashes. Just a bunch of little ideas that did not quite make it into the main plot line. Mostly humorous.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,451 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Five Reasons by nyet khan reviews
Five reasons why Naruto will never be like the Fourth Hokage and other tales.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 1,064 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 9,864 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Does anyone see me? by evil genus reviews
In the loss of Jiraiya, Naruto takes a moment to reflect, and wonder at his own darkness. Introspective, sorta Angsty, one-shot set between ch 403-407 in the Manga…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Fairytale by Shadow Rebirth reviews
[One-shot.] Naruto had always dreamt of fairy tale parents: A husband and wife happily married and deeply in love with each other before tragedy tore them apart. Unfortunately, reality doesn't always work out that way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Dress Up by Qualapec the She-Wolf reviews
Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 492 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Belly of the Beast by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 1894 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Jaraiya's Legacy by D'Pok reviews
Naruto ignores The Mass Shadow Clone technique from the Forbidden Scroll in favor of a non Clone technique
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,886 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Naruto U.
A mission mishap! by actionliker reviews
A drunken Tsunade sends Naruto a rank "S" mission that was suppose to be Kakashi's, Naruto is going to have a problem in his hands when he'll stumble upon a kunoichi, set after sasuke retrevial arc and before jirayia training. Narutoxoc minor, lemon (Discontinued, up for adoption)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Troika Parallel by Shivakashi reviews
They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,080 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Art of Sheathing Swords by Bastion Lightz reviews
Naruto and Tenten go on a vacation in Wave after the mission in Suna, and two women give him more than a confession. Naruto x Tsunami x Tenten. Porn with little plot fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,201 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - [Naruto U., Tenten, Tsunami] - Complete
Ancient History 101 by RockBane reviews
Basically, what if Naruto preformed a jutsu that sent him into the distant past. Not just a decade or two into the past, but like Dinos walking the Earth kind of past. What kind of life will Naruto have until he can return to his own time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,787 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Legends of the World by Ryumaki-Syoran reviews
There are always those who leave a mark on the world that is never forgotten. This is the story of a group of outcasts, including a young man who went by Uzumaki Naruto. This is their story, their adventure, their lagend.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Garden by MountainWind reviews
A single blossom can hold generations of seedlings, but it was a solitary flower that drew her there, to the borderlands between heaven and hell. A tale of two lovers and a curious watcher. M for language and sexual situations NaruIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Uzumaki's Gift by muishiki reviews
Complete one shot. At the end of Naruto's life, he offers the only thing that matters to his best friend. A second chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 167 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 5,566 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Lost Christmas Eve by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles into his apartment, injured, clutching a package, and reflects on Christmas and what happiness is. One Shot. Takes place 1 or 2 years before canon.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The World of Ninjas by Aeris Leonheart reviews
NarutoKingdom Hearts II Crossover What would happen if Sora and friends, along with the Heartless and Orginzation XIII appeared in the Naruto World.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sora - Complete
Reverb by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Tsunade's thoughts as she heals Naruto. Prize fic-let for Preventor Squall. TsuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Chronicles of the Crusade Book 1: The Gateway by JonHarper reviews
The Earth Alliance has been attacked by the Drahk leaving Earth Quarantined with the Plague. As the ISA searches the Galaxy looking for a cure help comes from a most ulikely source. Stargate Command.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,936 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Best of Times by Ozzallos reviews
Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Forgotten Memories reviews
After Sasuke and Naruto fight at the Valley of the End Sasuke kills Naruto, or did he? ON HIATUS...sorry to anyone who's reading this
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U.
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