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Joined 03-28-07, id: 1247553, Profile Updated: 07-20-09
Author has written 3 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Stand By Me, and Edward Scissorhands.

Hi, I'm Rachel,

My favourite authors are: Jane Austen, Terry Pratchett, JK. Rowling, Eoin Colfer, Sarah Dessen, Lisi Harrison, Steven King and Anne Rice.

Favourite movies: American Pie movies, any Tim Burton collaborations, The Truman Show, Superbad, Flight Plan, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, any Simon Pegg movie basically, the Austin Powers movies, the Scary movies, especially the first and the Star Wars movies.

Favourite music: Arctic Monkeys (Their drummer is amazing!), The Fratelli's, Supermode, Guns N' Roses, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Pendulum, Rihanna, Rogue Traders, KoRn, Slipknot, Fall Out Boy, Britney, pretty much any song collaborated or mixed by David Guetta, and of course, Destination Calabria by Alex Gaudino, the Verve, all Danny Elfman music (that guy is sooooo talented) Robots In Disguise, Lady GaGa, Cute Is What We Aim For, The Killers.

Favourite comedians: First and foremost, Russell Brand, Russell Howard, Rik Mayall, then Ade Edmonson, John Candy, Jim Carey, Harry Enfield, Ben Elton, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey, Simon Pegg and Jessica Stevenson and Eddie Izzard.

Hobbies: Going to the movies with my friends, playing piano and of course writing and reading all these lovely fanfictions!

Thanks to all you people who have reviewed my work and to all those that haven't...never mind!

'If the world was an orange, it would be like too small y'know?' Neil '84

'Wooooooot!" Vanilla Syrup I have no idea when, the crazy minx!

"Squares don't swear!" Young Ones

"Why did the pervert cross the road?" Young Ones, please, please don't ask what the punch-line is to this joke!

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A Mirror Darkly by MizJoely reviews
A darker Jareth and Sarah story; what happens when the Goblin King finally decides on the proper revenge for being bested? And how will things shake out once a former lover shows up to complicate things? [WARNINGS FOR DUB/NONCON]
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 95,580 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - [Jareth, Sarah] Hoggle, S. Didymus - Complete
The van der Bass Bunch by uncorazonquebrado reviews
"I'm no way near drunk enough to re-enact a scene from the Brady Bunch." van der Bass and C/B. Set immediately after 2x19, ignoring everything that is the horror of 2x20.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Chuck, Serena - Complete
Expressing Yourself by EvilSatsuma reviews
Two boys learn to express themselves in a whole new way! SLASH! rated M for language and smut. James/Lily also included!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,150 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Norrington Vignettes by Proud Titania reviews
Commodore James Norrington has a very complex life that the average moviegoer knows little about. Updated: Norrington gets a makeover!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 9/19/2006
In Dreams by SpamWarrior reviews
In dreams, we are all mad...Susan has a nocturnal visit from a certain departed Assassin. Susan x Teatime. Please, don't kill me.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
TARGET: JOHNNY DEPP by ThisWasItThisIsDone reviews
OMG, is that Jack Sparrow trying to kill johnny Depp? I think it is... OMG, is that Jack Sparrow NAKED? No... its just a bird....But, seriously, the story's about Jack trying t'kill Johnny... enjoy! LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,986 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Austin Powers 4 Thunderballs by GrayJackRabbit reviews
Dr. Evil and his henchmen are forced to take up community service and work at their (unknown to the goverment) evil Starbucks corporation for free. Although, is someone going to try to take over the world anyways?
Austin Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005
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Edward Will Always Be Special reviews
Teen drama about love, friendship and acceptance. Read the story to find out more xx
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,041 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
What I Saw At The Lake reviews
Quite by accident Ace Merrill discovers a sinister secret in his town. He's going to find out exactly whats going on as the secret goes deeper into the roots of the town than he could have ever imagined. R&R, story to be continued if interest is expressed
Stand By Me - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 4/10/2008
The weightwatchers uprising reviews
This is a story about the more realistic consequences of living in a chocolate factory, lots of very random humour is involved and a very amusing incident involving the phrase WOW...RnR, no flames please, this is my first fanfiction! Read on my friends...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete